Current Events > I would never use teleporters if they existed

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Zikten
11/28/17 4:09:27 PM
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it's my theory that they kill you and then clone a new you on the other side. it's not worth it. you literally die everytime you use it. and the you that comes out is not you. it thinks it's you, but it's not.
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NewerMernardi
11/28/17 4:10:36 PM
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This is the most Zikten post I've ever seen
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Gunpo
11/28/17 4:10:51 PM
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That's hot
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FrenchCrunch
11/28/17 4:10:57 PM
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NewerMernardi posted...
This is the most Zikten post I've ever seen

zikten invented that theory
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MabusIncarnate
11/28/17 4:11:20 PM
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This is very concerning
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MacadamianNut3
11/28/17 4:12:34 PM
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*takes hit*

But haven't you already teleported but just slower since there is a point in time where your body had none of the exact same cells that make up your currently body....and you're not in the same exact location
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Zikten
11/28/17 4:12:43 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
NewerMernardi posted...
This is the most Zikten post I've ever seen

zikten invented that theory

true. I've been talking about this for years. I post about it every once in a while
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Zikten
11/28/17 4:13:41 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Sheldon said this on TBBT. Cite your sources, kid.

the first time I ever thought this up, TBBT didn't even exist yet. and I personally never watched it till a few years ago. so I didn't get it from that.
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Solar_Crimson
11/28/17 4:13:50 PM
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Can't really make a theory like that for something that won't even begin to start working towards existing for hundred if not thousands of years.
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DirkDiggles
11/28/17 4:13:55 PM
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I watched this on BBT the other day.
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Duncanwii
11/28/17 4:14:48 PM
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Forget that, sometimes it may bring you back but your butt is backwards. Then you can see how fat your butt is and everyone will laugh.
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Verdekal
11/28/17 4:15:38 PM
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I'm the real Danton!
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A_Good_Boy
11/28/17 4:16:34 PM
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Spooking posted...
But the you now isn't the same you seven years ago since all the atoms in your body have died by now and have been replaced with new ones.

*takes off monocle*
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Zikten
11/28/17 4:17:21 PM
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I bet if you looked up CE archives, you could find me talking about this like 10 years ago in some topic somewhere
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CapnMuffin
11/28/17 4:18:17 PM
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Maybe you technically already do this every time you sleep or otherwise become unconscious?

Scenario:
You open your eyes and realize youre this specific collection of cells that have this specific collection of memories.

Question:
Did you just wake up from sleep or did you just teleport?
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eston
11/28/17 4:18:34 PM
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And what happens if it doesn't kill the original? What if you escape before that happens? Which one is the real you?!
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r4X0r
11/28/17 4:19:14 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Sheldon said this on TBBT. Cite your sources, kid.


People were saying that when Star Trek TOS came out in 1966, and the concept of teleportation and the ethical aspects of it were around long before THAT.
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Axiom
11/28/17 4:19:53 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
NewerMernardi posted...
This is the most Zikten post I've ever seen

zikten invented that theory

Lol nevermind that this idea has been around for decades
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MacadamianNut3
11/28/17 4:21:42 PM
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Oh I thought we were memeing and this was a joke topic

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletransportation_paradox

This is not an original idea
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Anarchy_Juiblex
11/28/17 4:22:10 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHBAdShgYI

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FrenchCrunch
11/28/17 4:22:15 PM
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Axiom posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
NewerMernardi posted...
This is the most Zikten post I've ever seen

zikten invented that theory

Lol nevermind that this idea has been around for decades

that was the joke i was making
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Sajo
11/28/17 4:23:06 PM
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http://existentialcomics.com/comic/1

Read this a few years back.

Same concept.
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yemmy
11/28/17 4:23:54 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Zikten posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Sheldon said this on TBBT. Cite your sources, kid.

the first time I ever thought this up, TBBT didn't even exist yet. and I personally never watched it till a few years ago. so I didn't get it from that.


And you're a liar. Shut the fuck up, liar.


lol did your mom put the wrong juice pack in your lunch or something?
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JE19426
11/28/17 4:24:20 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
So TC copied Star Trek then and should cite his sources.


You should cite your sources that TC copied Star Trek.
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Axiom
11/28/17 4:24:25 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
Axiom posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
NewerMernardi posted...
This is the most Zikten post I've ever seen

zikten invented that theory

Lol nevermind that this idea has been around for decades

that was the joke i was making

I'm aware. I wasn't correcting you
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armandro
11/28/17 4:25:11 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
*takes hit*

But haven't you already teleported but just slower since there is a point in time where your body had none of the exact same cells that make up your currently body....and you're not in the same exact location

too woke for this topic
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R0ttedHorror
11/28/17 4:25:17 PM
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Almost every point on the subject came from the Fly (1986)
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Burnt_Puke82
11/28/17 4:25:49 PM
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That's still not as bad as what happens in the Stephen King short story The Jaunt.

One of the more terrifying stories he's written imo.
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yemmy
11/28/17 11:16:22 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
That's still not as bad as what happens in the Stephen King short story The Jaunt.

One of the more terrifying stories he's written imo.


Just read that lol, good shit
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prince_leo
11/28/17 11:18:06 PM
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Vol2tex
11/28/17 11:23:25 PM
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Zikten posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Sheldon said this on TBBT. Cite your sources, kid.

the first time I ever thought this up, TBBT didn't even exist yet. and I personally never watched it till a few years ago. so I didn't get it from that.


Didn't Sheldon say it one of the first episodes? He says "Here's the problem with teleportation..."
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/28/17 11:24:18 PM
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yemmy posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Zikten posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Sheldon said this on TBBT. Cite your sources, kid.

the first time I ever thought this up, TBBT didn't even exist yet. and I personally never watched it till a few years ago. so I didn't get it from that.


And you're a liar. Shut the fuck up, liar.


lol did your mom put the wrong juice pack in your lunch or something?

Hahaha

JMO is always pissy - the only real question is to what extent he's pissed at a given moment.
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GiftedACIII
11/28/17 11:33:09 PM
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Sajo posted...
http://existentialcomics.com/comic/1

Read this a few years back.

Same concept.

lol that is so dumb. The definition of thinking too much into it.
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Darkman124
11/29/17 9:00:29 AM
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Go through, my children! The time of miracles is upon us. Let
us cast off sin and walk together to the Garden of the Lord.
With Gods mercy we shall meet again on the other side.

Sister Miriam Godwinson,
Last Testament

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Southernfatman
11/29/17 9:01:06 AM
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There is also the possibility for a malfunction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ9VIswgcU4

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Vol2tex
11/29/17 6:24:10 PM
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SkyrimQuotes
11/29/17 6:27:36 PM
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Carts can get you between holds fast and cheap. Or you can walk.
My brother is out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.
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