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REMercsChamp
11/24/17 11:27:46 AM
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You try being nice to a girl and you just end up in the "i love him like a brother category", or even worse, the dreaded Friend Zone.

How are we supposed to get a girlfriend in 2017 when they go for the alpha male jock guys who treat them like shit?
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JosephWilliam
11/24/17 11:29:21 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
You try being nice to a girl and you just end up in the "i love him like a brother category", or even worse, the dreaded Friend Zone.

How are we supposed to get a girlfriend in 2017 when they go for the alpha male jock guys who treat them like shit?


You can always change your approach. Stop acting beta
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Sex-Machine
11/24/17 11:29:46 AM
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Hit on her from the start. If you didnt flirt on the first opportunity and she isnt extremely attracted to you its over.
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Laserion
11/24/17 11:31:05 AM
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Be bold and dynamic!
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MegaTech
11/24/17 11:31:13 AM
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You don't. You buy this shirt and accept it.

4DI640G
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CharlesBronson
11/24/17 11:33:15 AM
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Sex-Machine posted...
Hit on her from the start. If you didnt flirt on the first opportunity and she isnt extremely attracted to you its over.

or if you do hit on her from the start you get charged with sexual assault
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Sativa_Rose
11/24/17 11:58:45 AM
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I've never really had this problem, I just don't talk to enough girls
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metal-box
11/24/17 12:01:15 PM
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I wouldn't mind being the brother. I mean, we can still have fun, right?
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Sativa_Rose
11/24/17 12:02:16 PM
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I don't want to be your brother.

I do, however, want to be your step-brother.
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thelovefist
11/24/17 12:03:17 PM
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Figure out your other qualities than simply being a "nice guy".
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JosephWilliam
11/24/17 12:05:01 PM
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thelovefist posted...
Figure out your other qualities than simply being a "nice guy".


Nice guy really really just means weak and insecure
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judasmaiden15
11/24/17 12:08:51 PM
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MegaTech posted...
You don't. You buy this shirt and accept it.

4DI640G


I'm totally getting this shirt as it would make a great pick up line
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thelovefist
11/24/17 12:33:32 PM
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Megaman50100
11/24/17 12:38:12 PM
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Making your intentions known early is important. Don't talk to her for months as a friend without saying anything and then expect her to just know you like her and want a deeper relationship.
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