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darkprince45
11/07/17 1:46:48 AM
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I'm gonna cancel the fuck out of this

I was deadlidting. Literally did like 10 total reps total

Worker came up to me that the weights were too loud when I brought them down. But isn't that the point of that stupid alarm? I wasn't making any vocal noises. And it's not like I'm slamming them down. I only had like 315 but it makes the stupid machine rumble like crazy.

I also deadlift in my socks and got told I couldn't do that. Even though I sanitize everything lol. When I was in Chicago PF they never told me anything

Gonna go somewhere near me
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TheDarkCircle
11/07/17 1:50:44 AM
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darkprince45 posted...


I also deadlift in my socks and got told I couldn't do that.


*sounds the lunk alarm!*
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glitteringfairy
11/07/17 1:52:11 AM
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Slamming weights to hard, making vocal sounds, and noise alarms? Jesus fucking Christmas. Is this actually a thing?
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MabusIncarnate
11/07/17 1:52:56 AM
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Sounds the "only alarm you trigger is lifting too many cheetos to your mouth alarm"
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darkprince45
11/07/17 1:53:29 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Slamming weights to hard, making vocal sounds, and noise alarms? Jesus fucking Christmas. Is this actually a thing?

"I wasn't making any vocal noises"

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CoolMaskGuy
11/07/17 1:53:38 AM
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darkprince45
11/07/17 1:53:55 AM
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byron posted...
If you're that serious about weight lifting why would you go to Planet fitness?

This is all on you.

Just moved across the country so this gym followed. And my girlfriend uses it for tanning
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glitteringfairy
11/07/17 1:54:15 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Slamming weights to hard, making vocal sounds, and noise alarms? Jesus fucking Christmas. Is this actually a thing?

"I wasn't making any vocal noises"

Reading not found

No genius. I mean they actually police the building for that stuff?
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Turtlebread
11/07/17 1:54:45 AM
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Planet Fitness is a library not a gym
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MabusIncarnate
11/07/17 1:55:09 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
darkprince45 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Slamming weights to hard, making vocal sounds, and noise alarms? Jesus fucking Christmas. Is this actually a thing?

"I wasn't making any vocal noises"

Reading not found

No genius. I mean they actually police the building for that stuff?

Yes, do you even Planet Fitness bro? Cupcakes and Pizza on Friday you porker. Just don't make too much noise eating them!
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Gamer99z
11/07/17 1:55:40 AM
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I've posted about how shitty the ones I've been to are several times. I've been to two and got lunk alarmed at both when I wasn't even being loud.
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darkprince45
11/07/17 1:55:56 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
darkprince45 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Slamming weights to hard, making vocal sounds, and noise alarms? Jesus fucking Christmas. Is this actually a thing?

"I wasn't making any vocal noises"

Reading not found

No genius. I mean they actually police the building for that stuff?

Oh you worded it word

When I lived in IL they never said anything. Apparently they do here

This one here also says no cut offs
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Schwarber
11/07/17 1:57:10 AM
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darkprince45
11/07/17 1:57:36 AM
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Oh well I meant weird. Working out bro hop off
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thompsontalker7
11/07/17 2:00:24 AM
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Blink Fitness>>>>>
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darkprince45
11/07/17 2:01:07 AM
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I see 2 24hr gyms by me. The ones they give you a key for

Gonna hit them up tomorrow
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WilliamPorygon
11/07/17 11:32:55 PM
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Planet Fitness: A judgment free* zone

*Except if you're trying to actually get/stay fit, then we'll judge the shit out of you
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Uncle_Drew
11/07/17 11:36:33 PM
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So you can't make any noise with the weights, you can't make any noise yourself, you can't wear cutoffs, and there is literally an alarm

Who the hell would go there lmao
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EnragedSlith
11/07/17 11:39:23 PM
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The shoe thing is a safety concern, stupidly
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masticatingman
11/07/17 11:39:55 PM
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24 hour fitness costs more but it's always legit.
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Schwarber
11/07/17 11:41:41 PM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
So you can't make any noise with the weights, you can't make any noise yourself, you can't wear cutoffs, and there is literally an alarm

Who the hell would go there lmao


So he can post on CE while working out. Sounds like PF would be right up his alley
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Skywalker82
11/07/17 11:42:38 PM
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I liked the way my PF was, but they moved and got rid of all the good stuff.

I go to Golds Gym now and they are starting to suck. Wish I lived in a place where there was actual gyms to chose from.
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Jiek_Fafn
11/07/17 11:44:07 PM
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Depends entirely on the location. I've been to some that are very liberal with that fucking alarm because the employees/patrons are assholes.

I've also been to ones where people are loud as shit and everyone is capable of minding their own fucking business and just turn their headphones up...or ignore it.
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darkprince45
11/08/17 12:21:13 AM
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Schwarber posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
So you can't make any noise with the weights, you can't make any noise yourself, you can't wear cutoffs, and there is literally an alarm

Who the hell would go there lmao


So he can post on CE while working out. Sounds like PF would be right up his alley

What else do you do waiting 3-5 minutes between sets? I'm not big but I can bench a decent 265 and had 405 deadlift overseas. Got that from CE breaks
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Philoktetes
11/08/17 1:24:04 PM
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i only go to planet fitness on free pizza days
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Heineken14
11/08/17 2:00:20 PM
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CoolMaskGuy posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4


Holy fuck, that's way more annoying than people actually BEING "lunks."
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