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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 10:37:09 AM
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Let's take a look at the stats, shall we?

- No education past grade 10 which was mandatory
- Never worked a day in my life
- No skills
- No family or friends
- Never talked to a girl before
- Poor as shit

Where do I go from here guys?
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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 6:39:51 PM
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DirkDiggles
09/26/17 6:41:16 PM
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NeonOctopus
09/26/17 6:41:38 PM
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TheJBD
09/26/17 6:42:41 PM
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Do porn.

No matter how ugly and unlovable you might be there is always someone out there gross enough to want to see you naked.
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snakes_righteye
09/26/17 6:43:18 PM
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How do you survive until 30 without working?
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NES4EVER
09/26/17 6:45:25 PM
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Why am I not surprised.
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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 6:50:51 PM
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snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?

Shut the fuck up kid
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DirkDiggles
09/26/17 7:40:35 PM
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snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?


"MOM! You didn't cook my Hot Pocket long enough! IT'S STILL COLD IN THE MIDDLE!" ~ REMercsChamp
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snakes_righteye
09/26/17 7:41:41 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?

Shut the fuck up kid


I'm 36. I've worked since I was 8. You sound like a lazy bum to me. Where do you go from here? How about getting a job and supporting yourself.
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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 7:43:25 PM
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snakes_righteye posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?

Shut the fuck up kid


I'm 36. I've worked since I was 8. You sound like a lazy bum to me. Where do you go from here? How about getting a job and supporting yourself.

I'm going to get a dog and let it go at large and terrorize the neighborhood
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C_Pain
09/26/17 7:44:25 PM
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You're fucking trolling dude. There's no way all those are true.
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Ghost_Of_Donkey
09/26/17 7:45:17 PM
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snakes_righteye posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?

Shut the fuck up kid


I'm 36. I've worked since I was 8. You sound like a lazy bum to me. Where do you go from here? How about getting a job and supporting yourself.


It depends. I didn't start working until I was 18. I'm doing whatever but not everyone starts at 8.
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frozenshock
09/26/17 7:45:30 PM
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Could be worse, TC.

I'm 33.

I started college at 20. Worked really hard to become a lawyer.

Then my career completely fell apart and I have to go back to school and start all over again in a completely unrelated field.
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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 7:46:45 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Could be worse, TC.

I'm 33.

I started college at 20. Worked really hard to become a lawyer.

Then my career completely fell apart and I have to go back to school and start all over again in a completely unrelated field.

This is EXACTLY why you shouldn't even bother trying in the first place
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Virus731
09/26/17 7:47:15 PM
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C_Pain posted...
You're fucking trolling dude. There's no way all those are true.



hur hur

no shit
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snakes_righteye
09/26/17 7:47:50 PM
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Ghost_Of_Donkey posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?

Shut the fuck up kid


I'm 36. I've worked since I was 8. You sound like a lazy bum to me. Where do you go from here? How about getting a job and supporting yourself.


It depends. I didn't start working until I was 18. I'm doing whatever but not everyone starts at 8.


I grew up on a farm, so if I wasn't in school I was working. It made me appreciate how easy school was, it was like a vacation compared to home life. 8 is young yes, but never having a job at 30 is just unacceptable.
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Schwarber
09/26/17 7:50:38 PM
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We should start a gofundme so TC can get some bootstraps
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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 7:51:15 PM
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Schwarber posted...
We should start a gofundme so TC can get some bootstraps

Hey, if that chewbaca-mom gets one why the fuck shouldn't I?
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orcus_snake
09/26/17 7:53:47 PM
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Never too late to start, but it does get harder, keep that in mind
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REMercsChamp
09/26/17 7:54:34 PM
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orcus_snake posted...
Never too late to start, but it does get harder, keep that in mind

I'm going to go with the out of control barking dog thing and see where that takes me
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yanksmtm
09/26/17 7:58:44 PM
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I completely believe this story!
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SubtletyRefuge
09/27/17 10:57:59 PM
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yanksmtm posted...
I completely believe this story!

You should because it's real
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Metal_Bomberman
09/29/17 12:11:51 AM
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this explains so much
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weapon_d00d816
09/29/17 12:14:26 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
- Never worked a day in my life

How?
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Dark_Spiret
09/30/17 11:07:13 PM
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trolling or not that shit does happen. i know someone who basically didnt turn his life around until he was 35 and even then he had to go into therapy before then due to having a mental break down and attempted suicide in high school. outside of a grandma who was supporting him half his life he hit all those boxes.
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I4NRulez
09/30/17 11:07:56 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Let's take a look at the stats, shall we?

- No education past grade 10 which was mandatory
- Never worked a day in my life
- No skills
- No family or friends
- Never talked to a girl before
- Poor as shit

Where do I go from here guys?


Make trump topics on CE
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GOATSLAYER
09/30/17 11:09:08 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Let's take a look at the stats, shall we?

- No education past grade 10 which was mandatory
- Never worked a day in my life
- No skills
- No family or friends
- Never talked to a girl before
- Poor as shit

Where do I go from here guys?

How do you support yourself? Are you homeless? What do you do all day?
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YourDrunkFather
10/03/17 3:10:46 AM
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Someone has a new gimmick!
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GhostOfTrayvon
10/03/17 3:15:36 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Hey, if that chewbaca-mom gets one why the fuck shouldn't I?

Just looked it up and holy shit that video is amazing xD
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SubtletyRefuge
10/05/17 1:52:25 AM
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C_Pain posted...
You're fucking trolling dude. There's no way all those are true.

Why not? It sounds exactly like him
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kingdrake2
10/05/17 2:40:54 AM
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gotta set reasonable standards :(. does suck not having family.

only accomplishment in life was graduating high school (happy with one accomplishment).
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StickFigures720
10/05/17 2:43:15 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
How do you survive until 30 without working?

Shut the fuck up kid

You seem tense. No need to get offensive over one question.
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ShotOJameson
10/05/17 2:45:20 AM
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are you atleast an artist/writer or something? like you had to have been doing something
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KogaSteelfang
10/05/17 2:57:48 AM
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I graduated high school and have a steady job, but most of the other stuff applies. Never had any friends, abusive uncaring family, never had a gf or been with anybody, no higher education, no real skills. Just working a minimum wage job and watching life pass me by.

I recently turned 34, and I feel like a total failure. I don't have anything to live for. If I didn't love my mom so much, and my cousin who lives here, I probably would've checked out by now. Almost did last year anyway.

I've been wanting a gf, and to eventually have a family of my own. But it's clear I'm not worth being with, so I don't try any more. Despite that, seeing people post here about their lives makes me sick with jealousy. Especially about live/sex. God, I'm pathetic.
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ShotOJameson
10/05/17 3:26:35 AM
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I mean I put a lot of emphasis on fun in my life so my 'stats' or whatever aren't that impressive, but I have no regrets, I had some great experiences. I just wish I were a little nicer to people before and not such a hard ass but hey you live and you learn.
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pick4six
10/05/17 3:30:51 AM
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Don't listen to him. TC is actually rich as fuck and popular on instagram too, he has to block the waves of pussy thrown at him on a daily basis.
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KogaSteelfang
10/05/17 3:33:01 AM
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pick4six posted...
Don't listen to him TC is actually rich as fuck and popular on instagram too, he has to block the waves of pussy thrown at him on a daily basis.

Oh yay...
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Dark_Spiret
10/07/17 4:46:40 AM
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welcome to life. do what you want, even if its boring as shit. not like its going to matter in the end.
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WesternMedia
10/09/17 3:14:13 AM
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The fuck happened in here?
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