Current Events > A CEman gets his first office job

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REMercsChamp 07/31/17 12:27:14 PM #1:	Finally, no more manual labor! Right? Well, >Gets job >Realizes they give internet access >Spends entire day watching anime or let's play youtube videos instead of working >Gets fired >Comes on CE and complains how "everyone is out to get him" followed by some incoherent rambling involving universal basic income and robots taking all the jobs --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:883926957] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>Finally, no more manual labor! Right? Well, >Gets job >Realizes they give internet access >Spends entire day watching anime or let's play youtube videos instead of working >Gets fired >Comes on CE and complains how "everyone is out to get him" followed by some incoherent rambling involving universal basic income and robots taking all the jobs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 07/31/17 12:28:24 PM #2:	Context? --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:883927037] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>Context?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 07/31/17 12:28:34 PM #3:	dude yes --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:883927045] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>dude yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KILBOTz 07/31/17 12:29:52 PM #5:	I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:883927104] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YookaLaylee 07/31/17 12:42:42 PM #7:	fenderbender321 posted... KILBOTz posted... I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game. Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day. Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:883927762] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game.</quote> Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day.</quote> Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fill_Kessel 07/31/17 12:44:19 PM #8:	I just chill on CE at work and wait for NHL General managers to blow up my phone. Pretty sweet actually. --- NHL Insider, you're welcome <cite>Fill_Kessel posted [p:883927835] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>I just chill on CE at work and wait for NHL General managers to blow up my phone. Pretty sweet actually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 07/31/17 12:45:03 PM #9:	Gotta love office jobs. --- "I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees." https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:883927870] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>Gotta love office jobs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 07/31/17 12:45:27 PM #10:	I spend half of my day at work on reddit or watching YouTube videos. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:883927885] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>I spend half of my day at work on reddit or watching YouTube videos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpheliaAdenade 07/31/17 12:45:45 PM #11:	Office jobs are great. Manual labor is for dummies. --- http://imgur.com/Q6Qj55q <cite>OpheliaAdenade posted [p:883927898] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>Office jobs are great. Manual labor is for dummies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 07/31/17 12:47:05 PM #12:	YookaLaylee posted... fenderbender321 posted... KILBOTz posted... I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game. Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day. Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work. you got a smart phone right? --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:883927958] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote><cite>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game.</quote> Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day.</quote> Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work.</quote> you got a smart phone right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 07/31/17 12:47:56 PM #13:	KILBOTz posted... YookaLaylee posted... fenderbender321 posted... KILBOTz posted... I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game. Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day. Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work. you got a smart phone right? Ask TC. He's the one who got fired lol --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:883928007] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game.</quote> Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day.</quote> Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work.</quote> you got a smart phone right?</quote> Ask TC. He's the one who got fired lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 07/31/17 12:51:56 PM #14:	YookaLaylee posted... fenderbender321 posted... KILBOTz posted... I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game. Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day. Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work. most just care if you're meeting your deliverables or using the internet for things that will get them in trouble --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:883928187] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote><cite>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>I have been wasting the last 13 years on gamefaqs while at work. if you get fired for that shit you need to adjust your game.</quote> Same. I spend like 85% of my work day reading and posting shit on CE. Then I just get as much work done as I can to not get fired near the end of the day.</quote> Some companies monitor the internet usage of employees and look down upon people using it for stuff other than work.</quote> most just care if you're meeting your deliverables or using the internet for things that will get them in trouble</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 07/31/17 1:21:56 PM #16:	This is actually exactly what happened to me when I worked at Farmer's Insurance doing data entry, except I was doubling the expected output before lunchtime every day, so I would start browsing the internet. They wanted us to process 120 records per day. Once I got used to the system, I was hitting 200 by noon. Totally my fault that I got fired, but... Oh well. I needed to get out of there any way. --- http://i.imgur.com/ByKGlJb.gif http://i.imgur.com/nZdaA8D.gif http://i.imgur.com/VBLBILg.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:883929805] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>This is actually exactly what happened to me when I worked at Farmer's Insurance doing data entry, except I was doubling the expected output before lunchtime every day, so I would start browsing the internet. They wanted us to process 120 records per day. Once I got used to the system, I was hitting 200 by noon. Totally my fault that I got fired, but... Oh well. I needed to get out of there any way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stick_1_2_3 07/31/17 4:02:21 PM #17:	OpheliaAdenade posted... Office jobs are great. Manual labor is for dummies. Uh, what? Now you are just insane. --- Women who don't shave down there are repulsive <cite>Stick_1_2_3 posted [p:883939420] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote><cite>OpheliaAdenade posted...</cite> <quote>Office jobs are great. Manual labor is for dummies.</quote> Uh, what? Now you are just insane.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 07/31/17 4:23:07 PM #18:	my favorite jobs have been manual labor. they just pay shit because anyone can do it. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:883940706] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>my favorite jobs have been manual labor. they just pay shit because anyone can do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Kowalski_ 07/31/17 4:30:47 PM #19:	Half of my job is just killing time on my phone where I'm occasionally posting here. One of my producers saw me on Reddit on my phone and was like "psh amateur. You don't have the App, fam??" And proceeded to show me why using the app was superior. Y'all are doing it wrong if you're getting fired. --- -daveypots- <cite>_Kowalski_ posted [p:883941187] in A CEman ge... [t:75623701]...</cite> <quote>Half of my job is just killing time on my phone where I'm occasionally posting here. One of my producers saw me on Reddit on my phone and was like "psh amateur. You don't have the App, fam??" And proceeded to show me why using the app was superior. Y'all are doing it wrong if you're getting fired.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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