Current Events > When I was a kid, I asked a lady what time it was.

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She answered very quickly something that sounded like two two two or too too too. Like really fast, bang bang bang.

My head literally transformed itself into a question mark.

In any event, years later, I understood that she actually meant two to two, which meant two minutes before 2 PM, which meant that it was 1:58.

Seriously, lady...
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what. a. bitch.
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That tooth was Ablerf Einstein
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that WHORE

Was she hot doe



I miss hot women leaning down to talk to me as a lil tiny kid and i could see deir cleavage lol
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I bet she was a SJW.
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That or she didn't know how to say 2:22
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