Current Events > I had a dream the pastor asked me to cover for him ten minutes til

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And while I'm going "umm..." he says thanks and runs off.

So after spending ten minutes coming up with nothing to preach about and finding a teenager to run sound in my place (mazeltov?) I'm about to go up there when I realize I am wearing only my underwear.

So I'm frantically trying to put on a suit and tie and come up with deep-sounding theological stuff durong the last few notes of some praise and worship song, then I go up to the pulpit and, still having nothing to say, I begin.

"Hi."

Everyone stares at me.

"How is everyone?"

Everyone stares at me.

Then I woke up.
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Also you were naked for some reason
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Hi... sounds like you're woefully unprepared for something in your life. Take stock.

Enjoy the day The Lord hath made. ")
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btw gang it doesn't really matter what church you got to, it is all a crude approach to philosophy, I mean who needs a demonstrative preacher anyway but a simpleton?
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