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Jurassic Parking

Dinosaurs learning how to park their cars
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Das Booting - a story about a German man starting up his computer.
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The Dark Knighting

The power goes out while a man is being knighted.
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The Fasting and the Furious

A comedy about a man who unknowingly opens a falafel restaurant during Ramadan and becomes increasingly annoyed as his attempts to attract customers fail.

Schindler's Listing

A romantic comedy where a workaholic real estate agent falls in love with Oscar Schindler, a man looking for a home for himself and his fiance.
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The Karate Kidding

A man claims to be a black belt in karate, but then reveals that he was just joking.
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The Happeninging

Lovely Bonings.
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Ironing Man

A crime thriller movie about a serial killer who murders his victims by placing them beneath a large, industrial clothes iron.

Captaining America

Anthony Hopkins plays the president of the United States as it is plunged into nuclear war.

Austin Powering

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a janitor in a research facility who accidentally creates a perpetual motion machine.

Sawing

A group of teenagers vacationing in a cabin are stalked and picked off one by one by the spirit of a lumberjack that died 40 years ago.

The Godfathering

A disgusting, 90-minute long porn parody of the Almighty giving it to the Virgin Mary.
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Lilo and Stitching.

About a girl in Hawaii who get hurt and needs stitches.
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Forest Gumping

About a man joiningg the game grumps
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoning

Harry Potter is a delusional kid that believes that he is a wizard and convinces his town that he is leading to his death by stoning.
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It's always the same movies in this topic
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Hooking. Workaholic corporate law consultant Peter Panning has missed the final of his son Jack's baseball games of the season, further straining their already troubled relationship. Hoping to make amends, he takes his son on a father-son fishing trip. As Jack learns the technique for hooking a fish, Peter learns the intricacies and the importance of forging familial bonds.

I want extra credit for this because in the actual film, Hook, adult Peter Pan literally goes by the name Peter Panning.
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Fight Clubbing
A documentary on a group of Alaskan vigilantes that hunt down seal clubbers.

The Silencing of the Lambs
A young girl adopted by her uncle to live on a farm on Montana viciously murders all of her uncle's sheep to stop them from bleating.

Citizen Kaning
A rebel uprising against a totalitarian government that executes its dissident citizens with a severe beating.

Panning Labyrinth
A man panning for gold accidentally follows a stream into an endless maze.

The Wolfing of Wall Street
An up-and-coming stockbroker learns that the elites of the financial world are an international pack of werewolves who want to initiate him into the fold.

Gone With The Winding
A wind-up toy must find the Red Wizard to make him a real boy before he winds down...permanently.

Kill Billing
A man sick of being hounded by a debt collector breaks into the company's offices and takes all of the employees hostage.

Million Dollar Babying
A single-mother is offered a million dollars to be a prostitute to a strange corporate executive with a fetish for being diapered.
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The Return of the Kinging
Years after the technique of kinging a piece in checkers falls out of favor, a new player emerges and kings several pieces to win the world championship.
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