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Anisoptera
04/19/17 3:21:01 AM
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...so she doesn't have deal with standing for a long time???


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boxington
04/19/17 3:23:21 AM
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Letron_James
04/19/17 3:23:22 AM
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The only thing she can sit on is my dick or face.
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Shotgunnova
04/19/17 3:27:50 AM
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Naw, man. Naw.
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MabusIncarnate
04/19/17 3:30:41 AM
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Fuuuuccck no. I agree with Letron's logic, bitch can sit on my dick or face.
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theman183
04/19/17 3:34:46 AM
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NinjaPirateDood
04/19/17 3:36:52 AM
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maybe I'd take a knee, but she'd have to be EXTRA THICC in the best way.

^that^ shit, however, is humiliating.
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The23rdMagus
04/19/17 3:42:30 AM
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I suppose if she's been on her feet in uncomfortable shoes and there isn't a suitable place to rest. Or if I'm at home and feeling silly.
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SoIidLegacy
04/19/17 5:10:01 PM
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There was a time I didn't even realise some guys actually do that until I saw pics of it. That's just so painfully beta I can't even grasp why any guy would do that. They can't possibly think that could somehow lead to sex, right? Hell, you'd have better luck with liking someone's FB status.
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The23rdMagus
04/19/17 5:11:02 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
There was a time I didn't even realise some guys actually do that until I saw pics of it. That's just so painfully beta I can't even grasp why any guy would do that. They can't possibly think that could somehow lead to sex, right? Hell, you'd have better luck with liking someone's FB status.

Not everything is done in the interests of getting laid.

That said, it has worked...
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