Current Events > Scenario: Damon Albarn wants to fight you.

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Kitt 12/26/21 11:37:46 AM #1:	You're in a coffee house. He heard you talking shit about Blur and now he's squaring up to you, guitar in hand. He keeps saying things like "You need your head check," "one, two, three four, five fingers...to your face!," "I'm slippin' away and now I'm gone, mate!," and "You can't hide behind your friends forever, pussy!" He looks slightly drunk and doesn't seem to be going away any time soon. What do? --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE <cite>Kitt posted [p:961225150] in Scenario: ... [t:79826930]...</cite> <quote>You're in a coffee house. He heard you talking shit about Blur and now he's squaring up to you, guitar in hand. He keeps saying things like "You need your head check," "one, two, three four, five fingers...to your face!," "I'm slippin' away and now I'm gone, mate!," and "You can't hide behind your friends forever, pussy!" He looks slightly drunk and doesn't seem to be going away any time soon. What do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/26/21 11:39:14 AM #2:	Buy him several more drinks. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:961225175] in Scenario: ... [t:79826930]...</cite> <quote>Buy him several more drinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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