Current Events > My roommate's going out on a date and I'm sitting here alone eating cereal.

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Kitt
03/17/20 1:14:49 PM
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Yeah, it be like that sometimes...
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obeseexplosive
03/17/20 1:19:15 PM
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What kind of cereal

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CM_Ponch
03/17/20 1:19:29 PM
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Your roommate is going to come back with Corona

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Fossil
03/17/20 1:19:37 PM
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Weren't you hiding in the closet last time people were over?
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Reis
03/17/20 1:20:34 PM
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Fossil posted...
Weren't you hiding in the closet last time people were over?

lmaoooooo
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Kitt
03/17/20 1:24:07 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
What kind of cereal

Some Cascadian Farm Honey & Oates Granola cereal with some fruits I threw in there. I just got home from work and I didn't feel like actually making something...
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catIRL
03/17/20 1:26:09 PM
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But the real question is, do they get to have cereal?

If not, you got a better trade.

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Kitt
03/17/20 1:32:16 PM
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catIRL posted...
But the real question is, do they get to have cereal?

If not, you got a better trade.

They're going out for coffee.
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slmcknett
03/17/20 1:38:02 PM
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Say RIP to your roommate, he's got the Rona now.

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ChuckSDeuces
03/17/20 1:40:02 PM
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Wait, Kitt not only couldn't get his drivers license until the age of 25 but hides in the closet when company comes over?


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VipaGTS
03/17/20 1:45:46 PM
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Kitt posted...
Some Cascadian Farm Honey & Oates Granola cereal with some fruits I threw in there. I just got home from work and I didn't feel like actually making something...
i was gonna say cereal is fun but.....oof your roomate wins this one.

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R1masher
03/17/20 1:46:30 PM
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Is this a ritual ?

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Kitt
03/17/20 1:53:21 PM
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R1masher posted...
Is this a ritual ?

For him, kind of.
She's his ex-girlfriend from high school and she's always trying to hang out with him. She obviously want to get back together with him. He use to drag me along with him whenever she want to hang out.

But he went alone this time, so I guess he's finally given in lol (naturally, he insists that that's not the case).
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Kitt
03/17/20 3:37:21 PM
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Now they're back home and play fighting/play arguing with each other.

Isn't it adorable?
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R1masher
03/17/20 3:39:27 PM
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Jump in, I think its what they want... or need

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Kitt
03/17/20 3:42:16 PM
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They're getting kind of loud... I'm 70% sure they're going to fuck.
Meanwhile, I'm over here watching a Doom Eternal review.
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R1masher
03/17/20 3:43:50 PM
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Dude, jump in now, its awkward as fuck to jump in when theyre in the middle of doing it ... still works but its awkward

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SSJGrimReaper
03/17/20 3:44:55 PM
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are you hiding in the closet again

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InfinityMonster
03/17/20 3:48:05 PM
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Fossil posted...
Weren't you hiding in the closet last time people were over?

ChuckSDeuces posted...
Wait, Kitt not only couldn't get his drivers license until the age of 25 but hides in the closet when company comes over?
Story? Hilarious if true.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/17/20 3:49:32 PM
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Id hate to live with others right now. Have all the risk just passed down to me without getting any of the rewards >_>. Fuck dot

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Kitt
03/17/20 4:31:33 PM
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They're play fighting on the couch and she won't stop calling my name >_>
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NeonOctopus
03/17/20 4:32:56 PM
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Turbam
03/17/20 4:33:12 PM
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Kitt posted...
Some Cascadian Farm Honey & Oates Granola cereal with some fruits I threw in there. I just got home from work and I didn't feel like actually making something...
Yuckola

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archedsoul
03/17/20 4:33:22 PM
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You posting from the closet? Maybe she's calling your name because she's wondering why you're hiding in the closet.

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Kitt
03/17/20 4:36:04 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
So your roommate is gonna get herpes AND corona on the same night?

Maybe!
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