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Kitt
02/19/20 9:03:08 AM
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Back in middle school, a girl told me she would fuck my dad (including putting her balls in his mouth. Yeah...), become my new step mother and legally make me her bitch.

Didn't even know how to comeback from that lol
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Touch
02/19/20 9:04:19 AM
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You're like a brother to me

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dib153
02/19/20 9:05:45 AM
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It wasn't aimed at me, and it wasn't even really that good, but it's stuck in my mind all these years so here goes

Something something suck my dick, and I'll even bust a nut cuz its so disrespectful to your face

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Machete
02/19/20 9:07:39 AM
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I don't know, but I really insulted a co-worker once and got him mad at me when I called him donald trump.
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kingdrake2
02/19/20 9:07:51 AM
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Touch posted...
You're like a brother to me


We need to split up the partnership.
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DevsBro
02/19/20 9:14:49 AM
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"That's why he's got the stripe on his shirt--so you can tell whether he's walking or rolling!"

Clown in a dunking booth. I was about 10 and was already pissed off at the flurry of heckling leading up to it, but when I heard that I couldn't help but laugh my butt off lol.

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nevershine
02/19/20 9:17:49 AM
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Back in middle school, I told my friend I was crushing on this chick and he went and told someone and then someone told said chick and her reaction was just ewww. So not exactly said to me, but about me.

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gatorsPENSbucs
02/19/20 9:20:40 AM
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Kitt posted...
Back in middle school, a girl told me she would fuck my dad (including putting her balls in his mouth. Yeah...), become my new step mother and legally make me her bitch.

Didn't even know how to comeback from that lol
Then Ill shit all over the house and make you clean it. Have fun with old balls.

For the topic, nothing really coming to mind. Theres been some Ive laughed at but nothing ever too crazy.

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SSJGrimReaper
02/19/20 9:29:04 AM
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"You dumb I already have a wrist watch you dumb."

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/19/20 9:29:24 AM
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you were an accident.
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Touch
02/19/20 10:21:12 AM
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Dyinglegacy
02/19/20 10:27:26 AM
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My mother called me a son of a bitch

I said "yep"

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