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Kitt
12/15/19 1:11:12 PM
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Movie's boring as fuck. Never could finish it.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/19 1:11:52 PM
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Bad take is bad take.

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TheVipaGTS
12/15/19 1:13:34 PM
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i liked that it took its time to set up the movie rather than immediately being like OMG ITS BATMAN SEE!...The entire trilogy was more than just "Batman"..

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GodBlessAustin
12/15/19 1:15:28 PM
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Great movie
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Scotty_Rogers
12/15/19 1:15:47 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/3fD44Gv.jpg

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Kitt
12/15/19 1:18:33 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
I like that movie batman has cool lines

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/15/19 1:19:21 PM
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You didn't care for the spelunking?

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/19 1:20:53 PM
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Kitt posted...
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.

He's cereal, we're all cereal. It's a really good movie.

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au_gold
12/15/19 1:29:30 PM
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What a terrible take.

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Parappa09
12/15/19 1:30:10 PM
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kitt you really do have some controversial takes

i love batman begins and its one of the best batman films

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Kitt
12/15/19 1:30:25 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Batman vs Ras may just be the worst shot fight in cinema history. Literally a camera cut every second. You cant follow the fight at all

Dude, I've tried to watch the movie 4 or 5 times and I don't think I've ever made it that far. The only reason I even know about a lot of the pivotal plot points later on in the film is because they've been meme'd to the ground.

I think The Dark Knight Rises is straight up bad, but at least I can sit through that whole movie. Holy shit.
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ledbowman
12/15/19 1:30:37 PM
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Cringe

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Parappa09
12/15/19 1:34:37 PM
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nuge posted...
Best one of the series!!
yah agreed

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Kitt
12/15/19 1:36:20 PM
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ledbowman posted...
Cringe

Hey, I do the same thing every time I watch the opening sequence.

Edit: You know what? Let me change that:
I do that at the scene where he chooses not to save Ras Al Ghul.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/15/19 1:38:58 PM
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BB is the best one of the trilogy. shame on you

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Dunsworthy
12/15/19 1:40:49 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
BB is the best one of the trilogy. shame on you
This.
The scene with Bruce and falcone in the restaurant is my favorite
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Kitt
12/15/19 1:41:29 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
BB is the best one of the trilogy. shame on you

Eeeeh. The Dark Knight, which is just okay, is the best by default because the other two are meh and garbage respectively.
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TheVipaGTS
12/15/19 1:43:30 PM
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Kitt posted...
Eeeeh. The Dark Knight, which is just okay, is the best by default because the other two are meh and garbage respectively.
TDK just gets the most attention because when Begins came out no one really had the idea of a "Universe" or "Trilogy" in mind....that one kind of made people say "Whoa....its still going" and got a lot more attention. When Begins came out it was just another Batman movie to many so they never gave it its due. Also, The Joker.

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Kitt
12/15/19 1:50:32 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...

TDK just gets the most attention because when Begins came out no one really had the idea of a "Universe" or "Trilogy" in mind....that one kind of made people say "Whoa....its still going" and got a lot more attention. When Begins came out it was just another Batman movie to many so they never gave it its due. Also, The Joker.

Doesn't Begin literally end by going "Hey, guys, look! Joker's gonna be in the next one!"
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Parappa09
12/15/19 1:51:20 PM
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Kitt posted...
Eeeeh. The Dark Knight, which is just okay
see, this i can kinda agree with. TDK was good but i think the other two were better. plus TDK is overrated

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Kitt
12/15/19 2:15:14 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

see, this i can kinda agree with. TDK was good but i think the other two were better. plus TDK is overrated

It's very overrated.
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ledbowman
12/15/19 2:21:50 PM
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Kitt posted...
Doesn't Begin literally end by going "Hey, guys, look! Joker's gonna be in the next one!"

If you're intent on having the most reductive bad faith reading of it possible

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UnfairRepresent
12/15/19 2:22:39 PM
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It's my favorite Batman Movie
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Kitt
12/15/19 2:23:40 PM
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ledbowman posted...


If you're intent on having the most reductive bad faith reading of it possible

And yet the sequel ended up having Joker in it. Ergo, it was a sequel bait.
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Parappa09
12/15/19 2:23:46 PM
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Kitt posted...
It's very overrated.
dude should we start a film podcast with your hot takes and my boring opinions

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thrashmetal14
12/15/19 2:23:51 PM
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Perhaps you'd enjoy Batman & Robin instead. Much more action.
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Reis
12/15/19 2:24:26 PM
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Kitt? more like SHITT takes
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Snickers_Pls
12/15/19 2:24:34 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

dude should we start a film podcast with your hot takes and my boring opinions

I cant wait to not listen
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Parappa09
12/15/19 2:26:55 PM
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Snickers_Pls posted...
I cant wait to not listen
lol youll listen with kitts clickbait type opinions on popular films

youll be outraged enough to subscribe

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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/15/19 2:29:46 PM
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I'd subscribe to a Kitt reviews channel

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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/15/19 2:29:59 PM
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Also Batman and Robin is criminally underrated as a comedy and is still hilarious to this day.

if you cant giggle at Arnold a Schwartezenegger hamming it up with ice and cool puns, you have no fucking soul

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Kitt
12/15/19 2:30:07 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

dude should we start a film podcast with your hot takes and my boring opinions

One of my friends REALLY want to start a podcast with me where we just argue over movies because we tend to have radical opinion on things, and yet, like a lot of stuff lol

thrashmetal14 posted...
Perhaps you'd enjoy Batman & Robin instead. Much more action.

That's actually my favorite Batman movie. It's like an actual dumb fun, colorful comicbook made into a movie where stupid shit like Batman having to battle ice skating henchmen in a frozen bank while Mister Freeze sits by making ice puns.
And, most importantly, it introduced me to The Smashing Pumpkins as a kid.

That's what I want out of Batman. You'll never see anything that fun in a brown and boring Nolan Bat flick.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
12/15/19 2:31:26 PM
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Kitt posted...

You'll never see anything that fun in a brown and boring Nolan Bat flick.

You didn't like the comedy "Batman: The Big Guy Movie"?
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Kitt
12/15/19 2:35:58 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...


You didn't like the comedy "Batman: The Big Guy Movie"?

I take it that's a reference to something? I just know the Tim Burton films never did it for me, not a fan of the Nolan films and I don't think I've ever watched Batman Forever.

But Batman & Robin is, legit, my shit.
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Hayame Zero
12/15/19 2:36:57 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Also Batman and Robin is criminally underrated as a comedy and is still hilarious to this day.

if you cant giggle at Arnold a Schwartezenegger hamming it up with ice and cool puns, you have no fucking soul
I still maintain it's a modern adaptation of the 60s Batman TV series. If you view it as being intentionally campy without thinking Batman is supposed to be dark and moody, it is so much better.

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Jagr_68
12/15/19 2:39:26 PM
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BB gets points for not having the godawful Batman voice in TDK and TDKR.

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Kitt
12/15/19 2:46:56 PM
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@Parappa09

As far as controversial takes go, I think the latest one that my friends hate me over is Spiderverse. Didn't think that one was very good, tbh.
I just got done watching the Spectacular Spider-Man again and now I appreciate that movie even less.
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Parappa09
12/15/19 3:19:34 PM
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Kitt posted...
@Parappa09

As far as controversial takes go, I think the latest one that my friends hate me over is Spiderverse. Didn't think that one was very good, tbh.
...i'm close to unfriending you

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Kitt
12/15/19 3:47:31 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

...i'm close to unfriending you

- I didn't think the story was all that interesting.
- Didn't like any of the characters except Peter B. Parker.
- How come Gwen never glitched out anytime before it was established that was a thing?
- I thought everything about the final fight was awful, especially how Miles "outsmarted" Kingpin.
- Wasn't crazy about the soundtrack.
- There was a severe lack of Ben Reilly.
- They just massacred my boy Tombstone.

The art style was neat and it had a funny post-credit scene, I guess.
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