Current Events > I've asked before and I'll ask it again: How do people get poop under the seat?

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Kitt
10/07/17 12:41:39 AM
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When I was growing up with 3 siblings, at least one of those fuckers were doing it. I see it too much in public stalls. How the fuck do you even pull that off?
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Duncanwii
10/07/17 12:43:53 AM
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I refuse to use public bathrooms because of things like this. They're usually disgusting and I can't stand it.
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KogaSteelfang
10/07/17 12:46:25 AM
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I have no idea, and it happens all the time. Like, there's not a single night at work that I don't have to clean the underside of the seat. Honestly, some things I've seen have been mind boggling.
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_Schwarzlicht_
10/07/17 12:46:29 AM
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It's the best pay to pinch off a fat log tbh

You lift up the seat, squat over the bowl, push your turd out as far as it'll go, and if it won't separate naturally just use the seat like one of those big paper cutters.
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BMXJouster
10/07/17 1:06:40 AM
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Could be worse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ

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Raikuro
10/07/17 1:08:36 AM
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Runny diarrhea + splashback
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Pitlord_Special
10/07/17 1:20:04 AM
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Poop left in the bowl without a trace of TP usage

Wonder what % of folks are walking around with mud butt every time they because they don't know to wipe
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Kitt
10/07/17 9:16:10 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I have no idea, and it happens all the time. Like, there's not a single night at work that I don't have to clean the underside of the seat. Honestly, some things I've seen have been mind boggling.

My condolences, friend.
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Feline_Heart
10/07/17 9:22:16 AM
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You stand up too soon and there's still crap hanging from your ass and then it hits the side of the seat and gets stuck on it
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SkittyOnWailord
10/07/17 9:25:25 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Poop left in the bowl without a trace of TP usage

Wonder what % of folks are walking around with mud butt every time they because they don't know to wipe


Look in the garbage can next to the sink.
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uwnim
10/07/17 9:29:23 AM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
Poop left in the bowl without a trace of TP usage

Wonder what % of folks are walking around with mud butt every time they because they don't know to wipe


Look in the garbage can next to the sink.

At work we have signs saying to flush the toilet paper and people still put it in the trash.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/07/17 9:29:58 AM
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when you get those liquid tire-spinning-in-mud shits then it gets everywhere
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Kitt
10/07/17 10:15:14 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
You stand up too soon and there's still crap hanging from your ass and then it hits the side of the seat and gets stuck on it

Ew, this happens to people?
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thronedfire2
10/07/17 10:19:47 AM
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uwnim posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
Poop left in the bowl without a trace of TP usage

Wonder what % of folks are walking around with mud butt every time they because they don't know to wipe


Look in the garbage can next to the sink.

At work we have signs saying to flush the toilet paper and people still put it in the trash.


What the fuck people put TP in the trash after they wipe their ass?
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Kitt
10/07/17 10:24:01 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
uwnim posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
Poop left in the bowl without a trace of TP usage

Wonder what % of folks are walking around with mud butt every time they because they don't know to wipe


Look in the garbage can next to the sink.

At work we have signs saying to flush the toilet paper and people still put it in the trash.


What the fuck people put TP in the trash after they wipe their ass?

This. What the fuck?
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Feline_Heart
10/07/17 2:22:12 PM
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Kitt posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
You stand up too soon and there's still crap hanging from your ass and then it hits the side of the seat and gets stuck on it

Ew, this happens to people?

Idk, it was just a guess
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