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Kitt
10/04/17 7:25:59 PM
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Some angry, insecure manlet who talked big but constantly failed and couldn't even conquer his own dick.

He would have been the perfect CEman!
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DarthAragorn
10/04/17 7:26:13 PM
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What about Napoleon Dynamite
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Shotgunnova
10/04/17 7:27:00 PM
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Elba damned if I let him post here.
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Turbam
10/04/17 7:27:12 PM
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Do you think he'd be pro or anti emoji?
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Smashingpmkns
10/04/17 7:27:15 PM
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Napoleon Bonerparts
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southcoast09
10/04/17 7:29:35 PM
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Napoleon would have voted for Trump.
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UnholyMudcrab
10/04/17 7:30:25 PM
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Etherealfare
10/04/17 7:31:05 PM
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He conquered like the 3rd most of any person in European history.

He is like a top 10 influencer on Western Civilization without exagerration.

I'm pretty sure he'd be like "You're all a buncha losers. Time to go find my buried treasure in Elba"
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Zikten
10/04/17 7:33:13 PM
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Kitt posted...
constantly failed and couldn't even conquer his own dick.

he DID conquer. just cause it got unconquered means nothing. he accomplished more than any CEman ever did. At one point in time, he was considered such a huge threat that several nations had to ally to resist him. that means he was successful
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Kitt
10/04/17 7:40:59 PM
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Lol all these Napoleon alts up in here.
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Iron-Tarkus
10/04/17 7:43:05 PM
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Zikten posted...
At one point in time, he was considered such a huge threat that several nations had to ally to resist him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Days

Look at that list of belligerents
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SSJGrimReaper
10/04/17 7:49:41 PM
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Napoleon would have a anime girl sig
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TrollSlayer11
10/04/17 7:50:41 PM
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Turbam posted...
Do you think he'd be pro or anti emoji?


Anti for sure
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Shotgunnova
10/04/17 7:51:02 PM
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Turbam posted...
Do you think he'd be pro or anti emoji?
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Southernfatman
10/04/17 7:51:20 PM
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Etherealfare posted...
He conquered like the 3rd most of any person in European history.

He is like a top 10 influencer on Western Civilization without exagerration.

I'm pretty sure he'd be like "You're all a buncha losers. Time to go find my buried treasure in Elba"


This. It's stupid that he and France in general get such a bad rap. Not saying his conquering of Europe was a good thing, but it shouldn't be downplayed either.
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Zikten
10/04/17 7:52:51 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
This. It's stupid that he and France in general get such a bad rap. Not saying his conquering of Europe was a good thing, but it shouldn't be downplayed either.

the whole "lol france" stereotype is based on just the world wars. ww2 moreso. and even then, the common french people never stopped fighting. the government surrendered but there was still the French Resistance
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Southernfatman
10/04/17 7:56:12 PM
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Zikten posted...

the whole "lol france" stereotype is based on just the world wars. ww2 moreso. and even then, the common french people never stopped fighting. the government surrendered but there was still the French Resistance


I know and it's dumb. People like Napoleon and Charlemagne shouldn't be forgotten nor should the French resistance.
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averagejoel
10/04/17 8:03:59 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Zikten posted...

the whole "lol france" stereotype is based on just the world wars. ww2 moreso. and even then, the common french people never stopped fighting. the government surrendered but there was still the French Resistance


I know and it's dumb. People like Napoleon and Charlemagne shouldn't be forgotten nor should the French resistance.

pretty sure none of those are in danger of being forgotten
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Kitt
10/04/17 8:06:31 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Napoleon would have a anime girl sig

I bet Napoleon would be those people who make topics bitching about the mods every time one of his posts get deleted.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/04/17 8:07:38 PM
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He'd have his own private board that nobody posts on
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Shotgunnova
10/04/17 8:08:46 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
He'd have his own private board that nobody posts on
WaterLUE
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Kitt
10/04/17 8:28:45 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
He'd have his own private board that nobody posts on
WaterLUE

Lmao
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chill02
10/04/17 8:31:46 PM
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Kitt posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
He'd have his own private board that nobody posts on
WaterLUE

Lmao

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NadYobWoc
10/04/17 8:43:55 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Zikten posted...

the whole "lol france" stereotype is based on just the world wars. ww2 moreso. and even then, the common french people never stopped fighting. the government surrendered but there was still the French Resistance


I know and it's dumb. People like Napoleon and Charlemagne shouldn't be forgotten nor should the French resistance.

Charlemagne wasn't really French.
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Etherealfare
10/04/17 9:04:11 PM
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he was Holy Roman Empire, right?
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UnholyMudcrab
10/04/17 9:07:58 PM
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Etherealfare posted...
he was Holy Roman Empire, right?

That's not an ethnicity
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NadYobWoc
10/04/17 9:08:27 PM
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Etherealfare posted...
he was Holy Roman Empire, right?

Kind of. He was Frankish, the pope crowned him as the new Roman emperor in the west, but the title died with him and wasn't resurrected until two centuries later, which is the official start of the Holy Roman Empire.
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NadYobWoc
10/04/17 9:09:00 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Etherealfare posted...
he was Holy Roman Empire, right?

That's not an ethnicity

Yeah I think he would be considered Germanic?
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UnholyMudcrab
10/04/17 9:09:34 PM
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Etherealfare
10/04/17 9:09:57 PM
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It is considered Germanic. Or Austrian, I suppose (bavarian?)
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uwnim
10/04/17 9:10:28 PM
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Europe would be way different if Napoleon never existed.
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