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Kitt
10/03/17 2:00:35 AM
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I'm trusting you to mold my future, CE.
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APM
10/03/17 2:02:25 AM
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So basically the liberals want to get rid of our constitution and hate freedom
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Kitt
10/03/17 2:07:48 AM
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APM posted...
So basically the liberals want to get rid of our constitution and hate freedom

Go on...
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ShotOJameson
10/03/17 2:09:54 AM
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Kitt posted...
APM posted...
So basically the liberals want to get rid of our constitution and hate freedom

Go on...


and conservatives want to keep the status quo because it benefits them and they don't care about justice and equality for everyone.
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Kitt
10/03/17 11:43:07 AM
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DevsBro
10/03/17 11:44:28 AM
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While libertarians want us to all die in an apocalypse following the repeal of all laws
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Kitt
10/03/17 11:50:51 AM
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DevsBro posted...
While libertarians want us to all die in an apocalypse following the repeal of all laws

Fascinating...
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Guy_Fieri
10/03/17 11:53:33 AM
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Strips of round steak and chopped scallions are marinated with soy sauce and garlic, then quickly stir fried with sesame
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InstaReturns
10/03/17 11:54:27 AM
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Your car will break down when least financially convenient
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l Dudeboy l
10/03/17 11:55:17 AM
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If you don't wash your butthole it can get infected.
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CapnMuffin
10/03/17 11:55:39 AM
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There's this thing called shingles and if you've ever had chickenpox, the shingles virus is living inside you. Right. Now.
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DevsBro
10/03/17 11:57:16 AM
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You can get your diabeetus testing supplies deliverd right to your door
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Muffinz0rz
10/03/17 11:59:14 AM
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Sports and alcohol are the only things that matter
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Kitt
10/03/17 12:28:28 PM
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l Dudeboy l posted...
If you don't wash your butthole it can get infected.

I never got it bleached. Is that bad?
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MC_BatCommander
10/03/17 12:50:05 PM
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You do not have to throw out a stinky sponge, simply microwave it (wet, never microwave a dry sponge) for ~20 seconds and you will kill all the stink causing bacteria. Letting it sit in boiling water will achieve the same result.
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The_Juice_
10/03/17 1:00:14 PM
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Take the time to plan out any debt you expect to incur. 90+% of people's financial problems are not realizing they can't afford things until after they've purchased them. College, cars, houses, etc.
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Laserion
10/03/17 1:04:00 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
There's this thing called shingles

I thought you were going to give roofing advice...
https://www.roofcalc.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Damaged-Roof-Shingles-1200x801.jpg
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There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of".
There is "would've", "should've" and "could've".
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Laserion
10/03/17 1:07:19 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
You do not have to throw out a stinky sponge, simply microwave it (wet, never microwave a dry sponge) for ~20 seconds and you will kill all the stink causing bacteria. Letting it sit in boiling water will achieve the same result.

I have dumped it in alcohol. But using soaps that say "Antibacterial" and are orange reduces the stink.
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There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of".
There is "would've", "should've" and "could've".
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Parappa09
10/03/17 1:09:43 PM
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depends how real i can go

how old are you?
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Laserion
10/03/17 1:09:50 PM
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To peel boiled eggs easily, just crack the whole shell. It will peel off easily.
But don't let it sit and cool down after boiling, or the inner membrane is going to stick to the egg, and cause peeling disaster.
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Deadpool_18
10/03/17 1:10:46 PM
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DevsBro posted...
While libertarians want us to all die in an apocalypse following the repeal of all laws


We do not! >:(

Just some of you.
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Kitt
10/03/17 1:19:11 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
depends how real i can go

how old are you?

22
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Parappa09
10/03/17 1:30:27 PM
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Kitt posted...
Parappa09 posted...
depends how real i can go

how old are you?

22

life sucks once you hit 24 (if you're in your career job)
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Muffinz0rz
10/03/17 2:15:04 PM
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Laserion posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
You do not have to throw out a stinky sponge, simply microwave it (wet, never microwave a dry sponge) for ~20 seconds and you will kill all the stink causing bacteria. Letting it sit in boiling water will achieve the same result.

I have dumped it in alcohol. But using soaps that say "Antibacterial" and are orange reduces the stink.

Or just get a new sponge, they're a dime a dozen

Laserion posted...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BPtgbbaclk8/maxresdefault.jpg

This triggered me a lot more than it should've

Parappa09 posted...
Kitt posted...
Parappa09 posted...
depends how real i can go

how old are you?

22

life sucks once you hit 24 (if you're in your career job)

This is false. I have a full-time career job, making plenty of money and living alone. No more cramming four people into shitty apartments, no more spending my free-time on homework or projects or studying.

When I work from 9-5, I work. But when I walk out the door, it's all me-time.

Fuck college, I'm living the best time of my life as we speak.
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Parappa09
10/03/17 2:24:55 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
This is false. I have a full-time career job, making plenty of money and living alone. No more cramming four people into shitty apartments, no more spending my free-time on homework or projects or studying.

it's probably because you're an engineer or computer scientist earning craploads of money
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divot1338
10/03/17 2:27:39 PM
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It's really important to schedule yearly a/c maintenance checks early. Those repairmen schedules fill up fast and you do not want to be waiting around all of Memorial day weekend without a/c.

They'll recharge the freon and make sure everything is working correctly.
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Muffinz0rz
10/03/17 2:34:45 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
This is false. I have a full-time career job, making plenty of money and living alone. No more cramming four people into shitty apartments, no more spending my free-time on homework or projects or studying.

it's probably because you're an engineer or computer scientist earning craploads of money

Shockingly, nope. I'm a corporate account manager. Earning ~55k a year (depending on commission).

It's not glamorous, but I can afford a studio apartment, to eat out whenever I want, and have plenty left for entertainment and the occasional vacation (and also dumping $200 of each paycheck into savings, as well as another 6% into a 401k)
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Yaridovich
10/03/17 2:35:36 PM
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Peanut Butter goes on the countertop or in a cabinet, not the fridge.
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MC_BatCommander
10/03/17 2:59:04 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Parappa09 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
This is false. I have a full-time career job, making plenty of money and living alone. No more cramming four people into shitty apartments, no more spending my free-time on homework or projects or studying.

it's probably because you're an engineer or computer scientist earning craploads of money

Shockingly, nope. I'm a corporate account manager. Earning ~55k a year (depending on commission).

It's not glamorous, but I can afford a studio apartment, to eat out whenever I want, and have plenty left for entertainment and the occasional vacation (and also dumping $200 of each paycheck into savings, as well as another 6% into a 401k)


I'm in a pretty similar situation. Not making as much as you but my wife recently got a lucrative promotion. We're living quite comfortably while also saving for a home. It's fucking great, college was fun but my current life is way better.
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krazychao5
10/03/17 3:02:41 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Parappa09 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
This is false. I have a full-time career job, making plenty of money and living alone. No more cramming four people into shitty apartments, no more spending my free-time on homework or projects or studying.

it's probably because you're an engineer or computer scientist earning craploads of money

Shockingly, nope. I'm a corporate account manager. Earning ~55k a year (depending on commission).

It's not glamorous, but I can afford a studio apartment, to eat out whenever I want, and have plenty left for entertainment and the occasional vacation (and also dumping $200 of each paycheck into savings, as well as another 6% into a 401k)

Making $60k salary, enough to live, but not enough to live

Also sucks that 2 hours each day spent commuting. Time spent preparing food, cleaning, yardwork, dog walking, etc makes me feel like i am stuck in dryer, continually tumbling in the same spot
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AnbuSpecialist
10/03/17 3:14:09 PM
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Brush your teeth well and buy a water flosser right now. It'll save you a lot of trouble...
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CapnMuffin
10/03/17 3:27:36 PM
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Laserion posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
There's this thing called shingles

I thought you were going to give roofing advice...
https://www.roofcalc.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Damaged-Roof-Shingles-1200x801.jpg

I could.
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