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05/04/24 5:03:22 PM
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Trumble
05/04/24 7:25:41 PM
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The money is untaxed Murica bucks. The ability covers all breeds of dogs as well as dog-like animals (eg. wolves, dingoes), but does not extend to them actually understanding what you say nor vice versa.

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CADE_FOSTER
05/04/24 7:26:07 PM
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Money
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deoxxys
05/04/24 7:26:19 PM
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Give me the money, fuck them dogs.

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TheOtherMike
05/04/24 7:26:54 PM
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Trumble posted...
The ability covers all breeds of dogs as well as dog-like animals (eg. wolves, dingoes), but does not extend to them actually understanding what you say.

So literally no different from normal.

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LordRazziel
05/04/24 7:27:07 PM
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I could make a lot more than 5k, if I could speak to dogs.

Edit: wait I just read the op...

what?

TheOtherMike posted...
So literally no different from normal.



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CADE_FOSTER
05/04/24 7:27:30 PM
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It's bad enough understanding humans imagine dogs constantly bitching
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Trumble
05/04/24 7:27:32 PM
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TheOtherMike posted...
So literally no different from normal.
This is a "catch people who don't read the post" topic.

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thronedfire2
05/04/24 7:27:48 PM
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The money is untaxed Murica bucks. The ability covers all breeds of dogs as well as dog-like animals (eg. wolves, dingoes), but does not extend to them actually understanding what you say nor vice versa.

so $5000 and nothing changes?

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TheOtherMike
05/04/24 7:28:02 PM
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Trumble posted...
This is a "catch people who don't read the post" topic.

You mean this is a bad topic.

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CADE_FOSTER
05/04/24 7:28:53 PM
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Eh don't care this is a stupid scenario
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rick_alverado
05/04/24 7:30:22 PM
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I thought to read the post to see if there was a catch, as years ago I had created a joke superhero for a joke superhero team who became a superhero because of that exact ability (well, it was all animals, not just dogs, but the catch was the same).
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ShaneMcComez
05/04/24 7:30:48 PM
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It would be useful talking to dogs if they had intelligence.

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archizzy
05/04/24 7:31:25 PM
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So I can talk to them like I do now but they don't understand me nor can I understand them? So it is basically no ability. $5,000 is pretty much nothing but it is more than this "ability"

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Mussurana
05/04/24 7:34:32 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
Eh don't care this is a stupid scenario
Not really, you didn't read the post properly ;)

Money for me please.

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Solid_Snake07
05/04/24 7:38:15 PM
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Money, I doubt any Dog has much to say worth hearing

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