Current Events > Andy Dick trying to grope Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel show

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Revisited
04/22/24 1:48:47 PM
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https://youtu.be/VFWzrTnQHik

Jfc who is this creep
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OzNarcissus
04/22/24 1:50:45 PM
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He's the reason Phil Hartman died the way he did.

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VeggetaX
04/22/24 1:53:43 PM
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Marked for hornyposting

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04/22/24 1:56:22 PM
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Mad props to Jimmy for stepping in. Madder props to Ivanka for not straight up slapping Andy well within her rights to.
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Pikachuchupika
04/22/24 2:01:55 PM
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https://www.cracked.com/article_34567_andy-dick-a-history-of-being-terrible-updated-102022.html

Guy is a

dick.
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masterpug53
04/22/24 2:04:05 PM
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Revisited posted...
https://youtu.be/VFWzrTnQHik

Jfc who is this creep

After 3 decades of trying to figure out who Andy Dick is, why he keeps getting work, and why he isn't permanently incarcerated, I can only surmise that he was (and remains) the go-to lolcow of pretty much every noteworthy comedian who came up in the 90's, before lolcows were even a thing.

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Srk700
04/22/24 3:18:06 PM
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Andy Dick has the most fitting last name out of anybody on the planet.
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04/22/24 3:32:07 PM
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Special shoutout to the band for diffusing the tension by making it seem like a bit.
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luigi33
04/22/24 3:40:28 PM
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...why does Jimmy Kimmel have Ivanka on his show?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/22/24 3:41:45 PM
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luigi33 posted...
...why does Jimmy Kimmel have Ivanka on his show?
Did you watch it? It seems it was years ago and talking about the apprentice

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Kajagogo
04/22/24 3:43:08 PM
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OzNarcissus posted...
He's the reason Phil Hartman died the way he did.

Love how Jon Lovitz beat the crap out of him for it too.


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DipDipDiver
04/22/24 3:51:31 PM
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So he's a real MAGA then

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Pikachuchupika
04/22/24 3:53:13 PM
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luigi33 posted...
...why does Jimmy Kimmel have Ivanka on his show?

This was like 18 years ago. Trump wasn't that...bad back then or at least out of the limelight.
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Scardude
04/22/24 3:54:16 PM
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Revisited posted...
Special shoutout to the band for diffusing the tension by making it seem like a bit.
They really made it look like a skit.

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Compsognathus
04/22/24 4:00:06 PM
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luigi33 posted...
...why does Jimmy Kimmel have Ivanka on his show?
Because once upon a time Donald Trump was mostly known as the Apprentice guy and Ivanka was just his hot daughter who made for good Apprentice promotions.

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McMarbles
04/22/24 4:17:09 PM
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I guess that makes him the second-most loathsome person to grope Ivanka Trump.

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pinky0926
04/22/24 4:52:44 PM
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That was physically uncomfortable to watch

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luigi33
04/22/24 7:43:47 PM
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This is the future that Ivanka is working towards though. A future where men (white) can do anything they want to women with 0 consequences. Why is she so creeped out by it now?

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Hayame_Zero
04/22/24 7:46:52 PM
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And then that time Jon Lovitz groped Jamie Lee Curtis on an award show. This wasn't a planned bit

https://youtu.be/0H1A4NF8PrY?si=SNnFbRUlrKMCiYDa

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Kain_Highwind
04/22/24 8:04:28 PM
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Lost alot of respect for Kimmel for having Ivanaka on the show

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/22/24 8:13:18 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Trump wasn't that...bad back then

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/230ca649.png

That piece of shit was buying full page newspaper ads back in 1989 calling for the execution of five black and Latino men, (the "Central Park 5"), who as teenagers were wrongly convicted of the brutal rape of a jogger in New York City.
He was just as much a loathsome excuse for a mammal back then as he is now.


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DrizztLink
04/22/24 8:13:41 PM
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Kain_Highwind posted...
Lost alot of respect for Kimmel for having Ivanaka on the show
As much as I dislike the Trumps, I'd have to question why having Andy Dick hanging around doesn't make you lose respect for Kimmel.

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Hayame_Zero
04/22/24 8:49:44 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
That piece of shit was buying full page newspaper ads back in 1989 calling for the execution of five black and Latino men, (the "Central Park 5"), who as teenagers were wrongly convicted of the brutal rape of a jogger in New York City.
He was just as much a loathsome excuse for a mammal back then as he is now.

Even his family's shittyness goes way back. Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Donald's father and his racism called Old Man Trump.

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ForsakenHermit
04/22/24 8:56:39 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
And then that time Jon Lovitz groped Jamie Lee Curtis on an award show. This wasn't a planned bit

https://youtu.be/0H1A4NF8PrY?si=SNnFbRUlrKMCiYDa
Method acting the part of Artie Ziff isn't a good idea.

But what does Andy Dick have to do with Phil Hartmann's death?

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gp1829
04/22/24 9:02:04 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Method acting the part of Artie Ziff isn't a good idea.

But what does Andy Dick have to do with Phil Hartmann's death?

He was the person that gave his wife drugs to cause her relapse after she was clean.
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wanderingshade
04/22/24 9:02:09 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Method acting the part of Artie Ziff isn't a good idea.

But what does Andy Dick have to do with Phil Hartmann's death?

He gave Phil's wife coke and she went crazy and shot him.

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Hayame_Zero
04/22/24 9:03:16 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
But what does Andy Dick have to do with Phil Hartmann's death?
He got Phil Hartman's wife to relapse, and she was the one who murdered him.

It's hard to say if her using was related to it though because she was already an abusive and controlling bitch before then. Just the stories of her when she was sober are a nightmare.

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TheSavageDragon
04/22/24 9:03:59 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
But what does Andy Dick have to do with Phil Hartmann's death?

IIRC Hartmann's wife was a recovering addict. Dick supplied her with drugs which lead to her going off the deep end and killing Hartman and herself.

EDIT: That's like a whole Naruto ninja village up in here
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Daremo
04/22/24 9:04:28 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
But what does Andy Dick have to do with Phil Hartmann's death?
Dick gave Hartmann's wife cocaine at a party, when she was rehabbing a drug problem, and she fell completely off the wagon, escalating until she murdered Hartmann in his sleep and then killed herself.

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ForsakenHermit
04/22/24 9:06:01 PM
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Oh he's responsible via chain reaction. Had no idea.

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TheSavageDragon
04/22/24 9:07:34 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Oh he's responsible via chain reaction. Had no idea.

And just being an overall terrible excuse of a human being. It's just another tire to an already enormous fire.
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DrizztLink
04/22/24 9:11:18 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
And just being an overall terrible excuse of a human being. It's just another tire to an already enormous fire.
Yeah, it'd be one thing if it was an isolated incident in an otherwise harmless life.

Unfortunately, Andy Dick is an actual monstrosity.

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trivialbeing
04/22/24 9:12:26 PM
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I thought he was dead
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bfslick50
04/22/24 9:13:21 PM
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This happened in 2007

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SaikyoStyle
04/22/24 9:20:46 PM
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Daremo posted...
Dick gave Hartmann's wife cocaine at a party, when she was rehabbing a drug problem, and she fell completely off the wagon, escalating until she murdered Hartmann in his sleep and then killed herself.
And some time after he told Jon Lovitz that he put the Phil Hartman hex on him and that he was going to die next, prompting Lovitz to beat the shit out of him.

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GeraldDarko
04/22/24 9:21:56 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
As much as I dislike the Trumps, I'd have to question why having Andy Dick hanging around doesn't make you lose respect for Kimmel.
And he doesn't pick the guest. It's the networks show, he's just the host.

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TheSavageDragon
04/22/24 9:21:58 PM
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I saw a video a few years back on how Andy Dick was now homeless and hanging out on some dude's couch until he got kicked out so there's some schadenfreude to be had there

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metralo
04/22/24 9:30:50 PM
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Man. Just goes to show that while we are still very behind, creepy shit like this is way less fucking normal.

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Vegy
04/22/24 9:32:10 PM
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What a piece of shit

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Ragtag28
04/22/24 9:33:29 PM
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We hating on andy penis now? Where's the next train at?

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GeraldDarko
04/22/24 9:39:18 PM
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Don't forget this Bill Murray and Gina Davis incident.

https://youtube.com/shorts/U01r_KezsuE?si=XENg73cI9dsgavn9

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The_Korey
04/22/24 10:13:15 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
And then that time Jon Lovitz groped Jamie Lee Curtis on an award show. This wasn't a planned bit

https://youtu.be/0H1A4NF8PrY?si=SNnFbRUlrKMCiYDa

Was there some sort of Hollywood gay men groping women trend I missed?

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