Current Events > When I was 18 I overheard a weird conversation

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So my parents were selling my house and I was hanging out at Panera Bread while it was being shown. I was about to leave and this kid and his dad sat at a table near me. The dad gets his laptop out and says to his son:

Listen, I know she is beautiful, but she is your SISTER! Your SISTER!! Now we are going to get on Skype and you are going to apologize.

I went straight home after that but I always wondered about that kid.

Man CE is fast today

Maybe He called her a fat ugly cow

Why would you not stick around for that
And why are your parents selling your house

Lets hope she was really his step sister.

When i was at target about 20 years ago, this couple that both had dreads were looking at tooth brushes and the girl said, "well we could just share a tooth brush"

I always thought that was weird. They were less than a dollar back then

I thought you were going to say the man and son were looking at your house on Zillow or whatever. And it turned out they bought your house

Economics posted...

Listen, I know she is beautiful, but she is your SISTER! Your SISTER!! Now we are going to get on Skype and you are going to apologize.

*licks lips*

Back when Hastings still existed, a mom told her kid "If you don't straighten up you'll have to go sit in the car with grandma." I've always wondered what grandma did to deserve the car treatment.