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Kim_Seong-a
04/13/24 10:41:18 PM
#1:


It's been a shit day of a shittier week and you just want to forget everything and enjoy some sushi.

You hit up one of those cool little conveyor belt restaurants and order a beer as you chow down on raw fish without any consideration of the price or caloric intake.

A few minutes into your culinary battle against depression a bunch of teens come in and crowd the table nearby. You try to ignore them, but they're chatting incessantly and wearing gaudy, trendy clothes and one of them even brought their fucking cat.

All the sudden the blonde one with a limp says "We're the phantom thieves!" Way louder than he probably intended.

What do you do?

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archizzy
04/13/24 10:44:24 PM
#3:


Give a slight hand signal to Kazuma Kiryu and let him handle it.

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TheDurinator
04/13/24 10:50:17 PM
#4:


I ignore them and go spend all of my family's money on my favorite host.
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GuerrillaSoldier
04/13/24 11:06:03 PM
#5:


finish the raw fish


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Solar_Crimson
04/13/24 11:11:25 PM
#6:


https://old.reddit.com/r/Persona5/comments/bkynhn/ryuji_irl/

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CSCA33
04/13/24 11:13:33 PM
#7:


Does the correct answer begin with hey ugky followed by some emasculating comment?

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Turbam
04/13/24 11:15:08 PM
#8:


Finish my sushi and then head home and upload feet pics to pay for my exorbitant meal

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Guide
04/13/24 11:16:05 PM
#9:


I go have hot lesbian milf sex with pekomama

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MarthGoomba
04/13/24 11:18:04 PM
#10:


Ignore them, thinking they're just chuunis

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Yazarogi
04/13/24 11:19:32 PM
#11:


Seppuku.

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TetsuoS2
04/13/24 11:19:55 PM
#12:


who cares about what highschoolers say

this is one of the dumber complaints about p5. No one seriously listens to kids.

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