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Chicken
04/11/24 11:45:58 PM
#1:


This bar is fully stocked with every possible drink imaginable but the menu shows only two options: A glass of vomit and a glass of diarrhea.

Instead of asking the bartender for an actual drink, CE will argue that everyone must drink the vomit because diarrhea smells bad and isnt healthy. In fact they oppose the mere idea of drinking diarrhea that theyre willing to inject pure vomit into their veins just to spite diarrhea.


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pikakaeru
04/11/24 11:46:33 PM
#2:


Boohooing about your topic?

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Chicken
04/11/24 11:51:24 PM
#4:




[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

20% and they clap while he vomits into a glass

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/11/24 11:53:18 PM
#5:


This sounds like the beginning of a spectacular melty.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a502d78.jpg

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Chicken
04/11/24 11:54:01 PM
#6:


ItsNotA2Mer posted...
This sounds like the beginning of a spectacular melty.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a502d78.jpg
No sorry I said what I wanted to say

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pikakaeru
04/11/24 11:57:13 PM
#7:


except its more like a bunch of CEmen go to a pizzaria and have to vote on between two pizzas

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ForsakenHermit
04/11/24 11:58:35 PM
#8:


One Four Horseman, whiskey. I reject your proposition.

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Touch
04/12/24 12:00:30 AM
#9:


That bartender?

Albert Einstein.

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Chicken
04/12/24 12:06:43 AM
#10:


ForsakenHermit posted...
One Four Horseman, whiskey. I reject your proposition.
The bartender brings you your whiskey but the glass is quickly slapped out of your hands by your fellow CEman who accuse you of being a diarrhea supporter

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ForsakenHermit
04/12/24 12:07:43 AM
#11:


Chicken posted...
The bartender brings you your whiskey but the glass is quickly slapped out of your hands by your fellow CEman who accuse you of being a diarrhea supporter
Your metaphor is both diarrhea and vomit. Unless we're stuck with Kang and Kodos kindly shut the hell up. Thanks.

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Full_Pokedex
04/12/24 12:08:34 AM
#12:


I don't drink so I just leave the bar wondering why I even went there to start with.

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/12/24 12:09:20 AM
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Chicken posted...
No sorry I said what I wanted to say

No you didn't, you created this passive-aggressive topic. Proceed with your in progress meltdown.

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Umbreon
04/12/24 12:42:47 AM
#14:


You're not even old enough to go to a bar if this is the 'argument' you're trying to make.

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Chicken
04/12/24 2:47:38 AM
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Umbreon posted...
You're not even old enough to go to a bar if this is the 'argument' you're trying to make.
You say that like there isn't always at least one thread on the front page at all times dedicated to talking about how great it is to slurp up hot stinky vomit. The rest of the world sees how mindlessly indoctrinated the US is and its embarrassing.

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Chicken
04/12/24 3:03:39 AM
#16:


CE gearing up to fight literally everyone that criticizes their corrupt government

https://youtu.be/g-1OYN9HH9c?si=ZluoP4EJXJjZoPH_


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ItsNotA2Mer
04/12/24 3:15:04 AM
#17:


Chicken posted...
You say that like there isn't always at least one thread on the front page at all times dedicated to talking about how great it is to slurp up hot stinky vomit. The rest of the world sees how mindlessly indoctrinated the US is and its embarrassing.

Your melty is progressing nicely.


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Umbreon
04/12/24 3:17:22 AM
#18:


You speak as if you're not a part of the US.

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Chicken
04/12/24 3:17:28 AM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Your melty is progressing nicely.
You have low standards. Im not even typing in caps

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