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SomeGuyUO
04/09/24 5:51:16 PM
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More towards women you're interested in
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DrizztLink
04/09/24 5:51:50 PM
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For a disconcerting chunk of CE:

Don't.

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MarcoRubio
04/09/24 5:54:31 PM
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Just click on any gamepimp12 topic

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Dakimakura
04/09/24 6:05:46 PM
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Do: Be normal

Don't: Be weird

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SomeGuyUO
04/09/24 10:20:08 PM
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Like how long do you wait between responses?
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Hayame_Zero
04/09/24 10:21:51 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
Like how long do you wait between responses?
As soon as you come up with something to say.

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SauI_Goodman
04/09/24 10:22:25 PM
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Lots of emojis
Girls like that stuff.and like a man secure with himself.

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SauI_Goodman
04/09/24 10:22:54 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
Like how long do you wait between responses?
35.5 minutes

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Mistere_Man
04/09/24 10:33:11 PM
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Dont

Tell them you are Mistere Man

Be Mistere Man

Do anything to make them think you are Mistere Man

Pretend you are Mistere Man

Mention Mistere Man in anyway

Even think about Mistere Man at anytime as they will know!


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Glob
04/09/24 10:40:15 PM
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Do: talk to them like theyre human beings.

If you can talk to men, you can talk to women.
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teep_
04/10/24 2:35:41 AM
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Glob posted...
Do: talk to them like theyre human beings.

If you can talk to men, you can talk to women.
what if I can only talk to nb individuals?

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 2:36:50 AM
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dont spill your guts its not cute

dont act overly emotional/attached too early

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Guide
04/10/24 2:46:46 AM
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Glob posted...
Do: talk to them like theyre human beings.

If you can talk to men, you can talk to women.

This is about FUCKING, not being bros

so like, yes, humans, but don't talk to them like you talk to your bros

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Itachi157
04/10/24 3:22:09 AM
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Dont worry about times between responses, it really doesnt matter. What I would pay more attention to is if theres a back and forth. Does she ever initiate conversations or is it always you? Are her replies furthering the conversation or are they short and terse (just lols or just emojis that give you nothing to work with to keep talking)?

If you notice that both youre the only one initiating and that her replies are mostly dry, you might be wasting your time. Definitely stop texting her, put it in her court and see if she ever hits you up.

If she never initiates but really engages in actual conversation when you do its still a good thing. If you have her start initiating its a great sign shes open to at least a real friendship, but its not a requirement.
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Glob
04/10/24 3:37:44 AM
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teep_ posted...
what if I can only talk to nb individuals?

Theyre people too.

Guide posted...
This is about FUCKING, not being bros

so like, yes, humans, but don't talk to them like you talk to your bros

Bad advice. I dont change the way I speak to people based on their gender and its always worked really well for me.
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pikakaeru
04/10/24 3:38:26 AM
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teep_ posted...
what if I can only talk to nb individuals?
really? i dont know what i might be
am i easy to talk to?

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pikakaeru
04/10/24 3:42:02 AM
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Dont talk about your insecurities

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viewmaster_pi
04/10/24 3:44:52 AM
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ask her if she likes sonic adventure

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SomeGuyUO
04/10/24 1:00:16 PM
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what do you text back when she sends you a TikTok or YouTube video? Girl from work send me a TikTok video one time and I just replied back LOL and she didn't say anything after and pretty much never sent me stuff again for a while.
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Jiek_Fafn
04/10/24 1:19:44 PM
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Most women are so invested into social media, that you need to emulate the same type of communication in order to engage properly. So remember to use all of your favorite social media tricks from ten+ years ago. Theyre classics.

So make sure to send pictures of your food, minions memes, quotes from famous awful people like Marilyn Monroe or Donald Trump, etc.

Also, never forget that a picture is worth a thousand hashtags. So I just skip right to those. I always end every text with #splashzone. Sometimes theres not even any content. Just hashtags.

At some point, they're gonna ask wtf that's about. I just explain that when you go see a buff badass like Shamu, you may get wet...or murdered I guess now that I think about it. To be clear, I'm not there to murder them though. I'm there to seduce romantically. Anyway, by that point it's too late. Much like with the mighty king of SeaWorld, they made a mistake and have gotten too close. I'm gonna drag them under the sea where they can live out their little mermaid fantasies where they have a strained relationship with their father and they can't get rid of crabs. Which is just like reality only they're looking hot in a clam shell bikini. They're living their dream.

And that's how you text a woman

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Itachi157
04/10/24 1:27:20 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
what do you text back when she sends you a TikTok or YouTube video? Girl from work send me a TikTok video one time and I just replied back LOL and she didn't say anything after and pretty much never sent me stuff again for a while.

Id just send back an lol (or whatever variation of it you like to use) and a short comment on the video so she knows you watched it. Then try sending her something next. Doesnt have to be a video but maybe a meme etc
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KainWind
04/10/24 1:29:57 PM
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Don't drive at the same time

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BucketCat
04/10/24 3:51:56 PM
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SomeGuyUO posted...
Like how long do you wait between responses?
however long it takes you to think of a response plus 18 minutes.

anything less? she will think your desperate. anything more? she will think you're not interested.


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SSJKirby
04/10/24 3:53:30 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Do: Be normal

Don't: Be weird
Instructions unclear, texted the bee movie

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SomeGuyUO
04/11/24 10:53:54 PM
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How would respond to a text like this:

Her: He/she thinks you like me (you do) (also maybe with an lol at the end)
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Ulfar
04/11/24 11:00:07 PM
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I really don't recommend texting unless its your only option but even then keep it to a minimum in order to keep them interested.
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VampireCoyote
04/11/24 11:01:13 PM
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Take pictures of nice things like flowers or beautiful artwork and send them

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SomeGuyUO
04/14/24 3:38:54 PM
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So this girl at work I guess has stopped texting me lol. We still talk face to face and have conversations like normal. She doesn't even text me to ask if I am ordering food at work anymore but now she just asks me when I go up to her in person. She tells me to text her how much she owes me for food but she doesn't reply to them anymore, she just sends me the money. She hasn't sent me a text since 4/3. Weird thing to observe I guess lol.
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