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Dungeater
04/06/24 12:01:36 PM
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please leave a messaaaage

at the beep

I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone

Where could i be?

Believe it or not, I'm not home

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SrRd_RacinG
04/06/24 12:49:19 PM
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*$&! George

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Southernfatman
04/06/24 12:50:19 PM
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Well the jerk store called. They're runnin outta you!

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KnightofShikari
04/06/24 12:52:47 PM
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i'm sorry the correct answer is the moops

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boomgetchopped3
04/06/24 12:54:03 PM
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Step off George!

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archizzy
04/06/24 12:58:05 PM
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Based on one of the greatest tv show theme songs ever. The Greatest American Hero. Loved that show as a kid but damn its pretty cheesy catching reruns. The special effects used for flying are atrocious lol. I was pretty young in 1981 when the show started so I wasnt critical. But all these years later, yeah.

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Freddie_Mercury
04/06/24 12:58:40 PM
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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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Foppe
04/06/24 12:58:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4bada485.png

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Cornmuffins
04/06/24 1:00:41 PM
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Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep. Tractor story?

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UnsteadyOwl
04/06/24 1:05:25 PM
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It's a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup!

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Dungeater
04/06/24 1:13:19 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
It's a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup!
you've all SCREWEDMEAGAIN

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sabin017
04/06/24 1:20:06 PM
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The sea was angry that day, my friends.

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Dungeater
04/08/24 1:22:04 PM
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George is in weird trouble!

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TotallyNotAGirl
04/08/24 1:47:18 PM
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These Seinfeld references are making me thirsty.

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mystic_belmont
04/08/24 1:53:19 PM
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TotallyNotAGirl posted...
These Seinfeld references are making me thirsty.

That's a shame.

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TomClark
04/08/24 2:02:11 PM
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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Southernfatman
04/08/24 2:05:29 PM
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"God will never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'll never let me be happy."
"I thought you didn't believe in god."
"I do for the bad things."

I'm so like George there.

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Dungeater
04/08/24 4:06:12 PM
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hey kramer dude

you ever killed a man before?

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spriga
04/09/24 5:15:50 PM
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You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid?
(Never understood that line)

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Dungeater
04/09/24 5:16:48 PM
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he's saying his hands arent clean, in the most kramer way possible

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SaikyoStyle
04/09/24 5:19:13 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

...his wife is in a coma.

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Kaldrenthebold
04/09/24 5:19:22 PM
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You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.

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_Valigarmanda_
04/09/24 5:22:07 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep. Tractor story?

"Beep beep??"

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spriga
04/09/24 5:26:01 PM
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Dungeater posted...
he's saying his hands arent clean, in the most kramer way possible
So he's saying yes they have been soaking in ivory liquid, but he is saying it the wrong way.

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Dungeater
04/09/24 5:29:13 PM
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spriga posted...
So he's saying yes they have been soaking in ivory liquid, but he is saying it the wrong way.
he's posturing cuz he's terrified of the hippie

he's saying "my hands aint pure white. theyre stained"

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Foppe
04/09/24 5:32:09 PM
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It actually originated in a Palmolive commercial where Madge the Manicurist soaked her clients hands in Palmolive dishwashing liquid to soften them.
Soft hands mean a sheltered life, you never did any hard work. In response to the question, have you ever killed a man, it implies that Kramer has led a hard life and is likely to have killed someone, without him coming out and saying it.

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DrizztLink
04/09/24 5:33:40 PM
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Foppe posted...
it implies that Kramer has led a hard life and is likely to have killed someone, without him coming out and saying it.
Kramer has absolutely killed a man.

He just wasn't trying to kill him, he was trying to sell him half a sandwich or something.

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Dungeater
04/09/24 5:34:45 PM
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this guy's bonkos!

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spriga
04/09/24 5:56:31 PM
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Foppe posted...
It actually originated in a Palmolive commercial where Madge the Manicurist soaked her clients hands in Palmolive dishwashing liquid to soften them.
Soft hands mean a sheltered life, you never did any hard work. In response to the question, have you ever killed a man, it implies that Kramer has led a hard life and is likely to have killed someone, without him coming out and saying it.
Oh okay thank you.

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Shotgunnova
04/09/24 6:03:56 PM
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TotallyNotAGirl posted...
These Seinfeld references are making me thirsty.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87c89184.jpg

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Cornmuffins
04/09/24 10:52:54 PM
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Why couldn't you have made me an architect? You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect.

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Irony
04/09/24 10:55:02 PM
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Just remember it's not a lie....if you believe it

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_Valigarmanda_
04/10/24 12:55:43 AM
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T-Bone, the ladies are gonna love ya.

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ShineboxPhil
04/10/24 12:57:39 AM
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This was supposed to be the summer of george

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GGuirao13
04/10/24 2:31:23 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
Well, the jerk store called. They're runnin' outa you!
What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller!

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Foppe
04/10/24 2:35:48 AM
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And you want to be my latex salesman!

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Vyrulisse
04/10/24 2:44:40 AM
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Cleaver? I once had cleaver as a kid, I was able to lift a car!

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Southernfatman
04/10/24 9:44:10 AM
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Hello Marjory, George Costanza. How are ya sweetheart? Listen, could you give Mr. Tomasulo a message for me? Yes, if he needs me tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE! Thank you.

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Dungeater
04/12/24 8:04:48 PM
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VlLE WEED

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STEROLIZER
04/12/24 8:06:53 PM
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The sex board read the topic title and was immediately skeptical
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boomgetchopped3
04/12/24 8:07:00 PM
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Bear in mind, I am in the smaller office

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Southernfatman
04/12/24 8:12:01 PM
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Helloooo! La La La!

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spriga
04/12/24 9:34:41 PM
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Neither rain, nor snow...it's the first one!
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_Valigarmanda_
04/14/24 12:50:38 AM
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.......Mulva??

Oh, OHHHH! DELORES!!!!

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GGuirao13
04/14/24 1:04:26 AM
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Dungeater posted...
VlLE WEED!
Someone, honey mustard!

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_Valigarmanda_
04/14/24 1:36:15 AM
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https://youtu.be/qqS1Ty79mOE?si=_ZGniKQ553zFK5V6

hoh, say it again

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mustachedmystic
04/14/24 1:49:36 AM
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archizzy posted...
Based on one of the greatest tv show theme songs ever. The Greatest American Hero. Loved that show as a kid but damn its pretty cheesy catching reruns. The special effects used for flying are atrocious lol. I was pretty young in 1981 when the show started so I wasnt critical. But all these years later, yeah.

So was I, I had to look it up to remember, but yeah, I just watched the scene where he tried flying for the first time, and a little kid gave him advice, and I flashed back in seeing that as a little kid, and the cringe of it turning me off the show.

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