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Jokeaccountinc 04/01/24 12:27:58 PM #1:	Basically, I have been spitting game with some chick at the local library I use for Wi-Fi who has a live-in boyfriend. It is a hard thing to do, because you have to get inside their head, undermine him constantly, basically subtley paint him out as the bad guy without coming off as some friend shoulder to cry on. It usually takes month, but I've managed to pull it off before. It took me 2 months to get her phone number, and lately I have been chatting up with her while he is at the gym. She doesn't know that I'm seducing her, but she gives all the signs that she's receptive of it. I called her at my regular time last night around 9:00 PM. Phone rang longer than usual, and someone picks up, tells me to f* off, and hangs up. I am pretty pissed because I was not expecting that, it was a male's voice and he sounded pissed, so I called back. This time he answers, super aggressive "HELLO?!". I can hear my friend crying in the background, saying "Baby, please, calm down!" all this other stuff. I say "Put Bridget on the phone." and he tells me that he is her bf. The exchange follows. Me: So you're the chump Bridget tells me about. Dude on the phone: What the f* you doing calling my girl in the middle of the night? Me: I wanted a piece of that ass, I was going to tell her to drive it down her and park it over my couch. Boyfriend: f* you, you little f!!!! Stay the f away from MY woman, she belongs to ME!!! Me: If you were a real man, she wouldn't be looking to get it from anyone else. The next time you're at the gym, the next time to leave for a sandwich, she's going to let me know, and then I'm going to give her what she needs. Boyfriend: * you *, you talk a lot of over the phone, when I find you, I'm gonna cut your * Me: Hang up the phone, b. I will send you the address to a park where we can meet and settle this like men tomorrow. Then while you're in the hospital, I am going to be the one fing Bridget. You might want to come strapped. click* Boyfriend: Hello?? Hello?!? Hello?!?!?!?!? So, tonight I'm going to face off against this douche bag, beat his ass, and show him who is really in charge. After tonight, when I call, he is going to be afraid to even let it ring and make me wait. And he will wait patiently outside her bedroom while I do what a man does to her. --- Welcome to our organization. <cite>Jokeaccountinc posted [p:979675767] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Basically, I have been spitting game with some chick at the local library I use for Wi-Fi who has a live-in boyfriend. It is a hard thing to do, because you have to get inside their head, undermine him constantly, basically subtley paint him out as the bad guy without coming off as some friend shoulder to cry on. It usually takes month, but I've managed to pull it off before. It took me 2 months to get her phone number, and lately I have been chatting up with her while he is at the gym. She doesn't know that I'm seducing her, but she gives all the signs that she's receptive of it.I called her at my regular time last night around 9:00 PM. Phone rang longer than usual, and someone picks up, tells me to f* off, and hangs up.I am pretty pissed because I was not expecting that, it was a male's voice and he sounded pissed, so I called back.This time he answers, super aggressive "HELLO?!". I can hear my friend crying in the background, saying "Baby, please, calm down!" all this other stuff. I say "Put Bridget on the phone." and he tells me that he is her bf. The exchange follows.Me: So you're the chump Bridget tells me about.Dude on the phone: What the f* you doing calling my girl in the middle of the night?Me: I wanted a piece of that ass, I was going to tell her to drive it down her and park it over my couch.Boyfriend: f* you, you little f!!!! Stay the f away from MY woman, she belongs to ME!!!Me: If you were a real man, she wouldn't be looking to get it from anyone else. The next time you're at the gym, the next time to leave for a sandwich, she's going to let me know, and then I'm going to give her what she needs.Boyfriend: * you *, you talk a lot of over the phone, when I find you, I'm gonna cut your *Me: Hang up the phone, b. I will send you the address to a park where we can meet and settle this like men tomorrow. Then while you're in the hospital, I am going to be the one fing Bridget. You might want to come strapped. click*Boyfriend: Hello?? Hello?!? Hello?!?!?!?!?So, tonight I'm going to face off against this douche bag, beat his ass, and show him who is really in charge. After tonight, when I call, he is going to be afraid to even let it ring and make me wait. And he will wait patiently outside her bedroom while I do what a man does to her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scardude 04/01/24 12:33:19 PM #2:	April fools? --- Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment. <cite>Scardude posted [p:979675857] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>April fools? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 04/01/24 12:34:59 PM #3:	The best part was you knew what he said after hanging up. Or did you actually mimic the click sound in your exchange? --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>HudGard posted [p:979675883] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>The best part was you knew what he said after hanging up. Or did you actually mimic the click sound in your exchange? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 04/01/24 12:35:11 PM #4:	Are you in Jr High? Meet me behind the dumpster after school. Im gonna kick your ass! --- Getting high and playing video games is the best! I swear to ducking God! <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:979675889] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Are you in Jr High? Meet me behind the dumpster after school. Im gonna kick your ass! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 04/01/24 12:35:58 PM #5:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5408be31.jpg --- Shplendid! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:979675901] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5408be31.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsNotA2Mer 04/01/24 12:37:40 PM #7:	Didn't you say 2 weeks ago that you were leaving this site forever? You even created a topic about it, having a huge melty over a moderation. Wha' happened??? --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:979675920] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Didn't you say 2 weeks ago that you were leaving this site forever? You even created a topic about it, having a huge melty over a moderation.Wha' happened??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Japanties 04/01/24 12:39:15 PM #8:	I'm looking forward to reading the rest of this story. I hope OP comes up with a good twist ending. <cite>Japanties posted [p:979675940] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>I'm looking forward to reading the rest of this story. I hope OP comes up with a good twist ending.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 04/01/24 12:40:35 PM #9:	ItsNotA2Mer posted... Didn't you say 2 weeks ago that you were leaving this site forever? You even created a topic about it, having a huge melty over a moderation. Wha' happened??? it's common knowledge that anyone who ever posts a "i'm leaving this place" rant will never actually do so and did anyone else think this was gonna be a Scott Pilgrim story? --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:979675967] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>ItsNotA2Mer posted... </cite><quote>Didn't you say 2 weeks ago that you were leaving this site forever? You even created a topic about it, having a huge melty over a moderation.Wha' happened???</quote>it's common knowledge that anyone who ever posts a "i'm leaving this place" rant will never actually do soand did anyone else think this was gonna be a Scott Pilgrim story? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Full_Pokedex 04/01/24 12:42:00 PM #10:	ItsNotA2Mer posted... Didn't you say 2 weeks ago that you were leaving this site forever? You even created a topic about it, having a huge melty over a moderation. Wha' happened??? The account name literally has the term jokeaccount in it. --- Donkey Kong is our friend! Please call often DK, don't be a stranger! From Toadsworth, Mario Party 7 Vote Larry Hogan for 2024. <cite>Full_Pokedex posted [p:979675992] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>ItsNotA2Mer posted... </cite><quote>Didn't you say 2 weeks ago that you were leaving this site forever? You even created a topic about it, having a huge melty over a moderation.Wha' happened???</quote>The account name literally has the term jokeaccount in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 04/01/24 12:42:35 PM #11:	What show was this from? --- Aren't we all just a series of tubes? <cite>Torgo posted [p:979676004] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>What show was this from? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagSEP 04/01/24 12:43:19 PM #12:	Jokeaccountinc posted... Basically, I have been spitting game with some chick Great April Fool's joke --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig <cite>HashtagSEP posted [p:979676011] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Jokeaccountinc posted... </cite><quote>Basically, I have been spitting game with some chick</quote>Great April Fool's joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsNotA2Mer 04/01/24 12:46:14 PM #13:	Full_Pokedex posted... The account name literally has the term jokeaccount in it. Yeah, still had to call out that melty though, shit was hilarious. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:979676058] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Full_Pokedex posted... </cite><quote>The account name literally has the term jokeaccount in it.</quote>Yeah, still had to call out that melty though, shit was hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 04/01/24 12:53:06 PM #14:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Good call. Was he the "blood was everywhere" guy? --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:979676154] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Good call. Was he the "blood was everywhere" guy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 04/01/24 12:57:32 PM #15:	TC later on: "April Fools! I'm actually forever alone T_T" --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:979676219] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>TC later on: "April Fools! I'm actually forever alone T_T" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 04/01/24 1:02:00 PM #16:	When did this call take place? Like is this shit going down today or tomorrow? --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:979676286] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>When did this call take place? Like is this shit going down today or tomorrow? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jokeaccountinc 04/01/24 1:04:18 PM #17:	Jiek_Fafn posted... When did this call take place? Like is this shit going down today or tomorrow? Fight's going down tonight! Will report on the results of my victory tomorrow. --- Welcome to our organization. <cite>Jokeaccountinc posted [p:979676315] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>When did this call take place? Like is this shit going down today or tomorrow?</quote>Fight's going down tonight! Will report on the results of my victory tomorrow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsNotA2Mer 04/01/24 1:08:21 PM #19:	Jokeaccountinc posted... Fight's going down tonight! Will report on the results of my victory tomorrow. When you get hurty ass-beat, are you going to go away forever, (again)? --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:979676367] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Jokeaccountinc posted... </cite><quote>Fight's going down tonight! Will report on the results of my victory tomorrow.</quote>When you get hurty ass-beat, are you going to go away forever, (again)? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/01/24 1:27:21 PM #20:	Three oclock. By the flagpole. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:979676681] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Three oclock. By the flagpole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Cloud105 04/01/24 1:35:18 PM #22:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] We can only hope. I eagerly await the follow up. --- Currently Playing: The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:979676776] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> We can only hope. I eagerly await the follow up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 04/01/24 1:52:24 PM #23:	Show that foo <cite>Zwijn posted [p:979677006] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Show that foo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jokeaccountinc 04/01/24 8:05:39 PM #24:	ItsNotA2Mer posted... When you get hurty ass-beat, are you going to go away forever, (again)? Once I humiliate him you'll be the going away forever too! Anyway, fight's going down in an hour but I need to prep myself before then. Will respond back with my victory. --- Welcome to our organization. <cite>Jokeaccountinc posted [p:979682903] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>ItsNotA2Mer posted... </cite><quote>When you get hurty ass-beat, are you going to go away forever, (again)?</quote>Once I humiliate him you'll be the going away forever too!Anyway, fight's going down in an hour but I need to prep myself before then. Will respond back with my victory. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 04/01/24 8:10:44 PM #26:	Jokeaccountinc posted... Once I humiliate him you'll be the going away forever too! Anyway, fight's going down in an hour but I need to prep myself before then. Will respond back with my victory. I would like to hear about your prep game. Like are you breaking bottles over your own head to get an adrenal boost, putting on your best suit to make him feel inadequate, learning about quantum physics to sharpen your perception of space and time? What's your jam here? --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:979682987] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Jokeaccountinc posted... </cite><quote>Once I humiliate him you'll be the going away forever too!Anyway, fight's going down in an hour but I need to prep myself before then. Will respond back with my victory.</quote>I would like to hear about your prep game.Like are you breaking bottles over your own head to get an adrenal boost, putting on your best suit to make him feel inadequate, learning about quantum physics to sharpen your perception of space and time? What's your jam here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 04/01/24 8:12:29 PM #27:	So am I the only who doesn't care about this? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:979683012] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>So am I the only who doesn't care about this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 04/01/24 8:14:16 PM #28:	Did Bull give you permission to fight, though? --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:979683055] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>Did Bull give you permission to fight, though? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsNotA2Mer 04/02/24 4:28:32 AM #29:	8 hours later... ...Yeah, I think TC got hurty ass-beat. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:979688561] in Seduced th... [t:80736270]...</cite> <quote>8 hours later......Yeah, I think TC got hurty ass-beat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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