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Prestoff
03/31/24 11:56:05 AM
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And it looks generic as fuck. Even his fanbase isn't impressed. He's giving me Nostalgia Critic vibes, can criticize movie/tv shows but can't actually make a good one. I'll give him and Nostlagia Critic some props, at least they gave it a shot lol.

https://youtu.be/axjGWJfJBAg?si=UxNmGq5aN-yBbSHB


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TheSavageDragon
03/31/24 12:04:52 PM
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When the majority of your criticism is bitching about female or minority leads, I'd say you can't criticize movies/TV either
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refmon
03/31/24 12:15:59 PM
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Did an AI write this movie?

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Doom_Art
03/31/24 12:16:39 PM
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Prestoff posted...
can criticize movie/tv shows
I've seen nothing to indicate he can do this

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ellis123
03/31/24 12:49:57 PM
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Prestoff posted...
can criticize movie/tv shows
I'm going to need some proof of that. As far as I've ever seen he doesn't understand even the basics and merely makes the most pathetic, skin-deep interpretations based exclusively on weird alt-right BS.

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Vicious_Dios
03/31/24 12:56:54 PM
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Anyway, that's all I've got for today. Go away now.

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Turducken
03/31/24 1:01:43 PM
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"A Ryan Drake Story"

Oh, well THAT clears it up.

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Zero_Destroyer
03/31/24 1:06:42 PM
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genuinely embarassing looking


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Ricemills
03/31/24 1:07:53 PM
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Prestoff posted...
I'll give him and Nostlagia Critic some props, at least they gave it a shot lol.

So did they review their own movies?

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Smackems
03/31/24 1:09:04 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5ed28220.jpg

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ClayGuida
03/31/24 1:11:51 PM
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How much was the budget?

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Proto_Spark
03/31/24 1:12:31 PM
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That looked painfully generic.

I mean, it might be fine. In a "yeah fun pew pews but nobody is gonna care about this movie the second you're out of the theater" kind of way. Good on him I guess for actually making something.
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Villain_S_Fiend
03/31/24 1:14:33 PM
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That looks like nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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kane200000
03/31/24 1:22:11 PM
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Direct to video movie.Probably low budget too.
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Turducken
03/31/24 1:23:57 PM
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Now the question remains: Will there be a single recognizable actor in the movie?

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creativerealms
03/31/24 1:37:47 PM
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Given how bad he is at understanding how movies work it will be amazing. I need to watch it. It will be birdemic levels of awesome, it could be the next room.

Good luck and I am hoping for a trash fire.

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Yazarogi
03/31/24 2:29:28 PM
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Not a woman in sight! We are straight boys!

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ClayGuida
03/31/24 2:36:51 PM
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Yazarogi posted...
Not a woman in sight! We are straight boys!
There's a spinning shot of a woman in different periods of her life.

Anyway, nobody answered what the budget was here. Production wise, this doesn't look like Clerks. So he's clearly using good cameras and lighting.

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mystic_belmont
03/31/24 2:39:33 PM
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This looks like the trailer a tv show would show in the background, or as a joke.

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Smashingpmkns
03/31/24 2:42:25 PM
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There's a whole generation of movie critics/reviewers that took Tarantino's "if you've seen a movie you can make a movie" or whatever quote as gospel but would flop around like a dead fish in any position on set lol

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Yazarogi
04/01/24 6:30:04 PM
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ClayGuida posted...
There's a spinning shot of a woman in different periods of her life.

Anyway, nobody answered what the budget was here. Production wise, this doesn't look like Clerks. So he's clearly using good cameras and lighting.

I still don't believe that there is a woman in this film.

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