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HylianFox 03/29/24 7:19:15 PM #1: |
https://www.theonion.com/trump-releases-god-bless-the-usa-quran-1851374740
DEARBORN, MIIn an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the God Bless The USA Quran. Its a very holy bookreally the holiest of all the Qurans you can buyand its time for America to bring back the word of God as revealed to the Prophet Muhammad, said Trump, who promoted his version of the scripture sacred to Muslims by standing in the minaret of a mosque and stating through a loudspeaker that the $60 book was the only Quran inspired by country singer-songwriter Lee Greenwoods signature hit. No other Quran is officially endorsed by Trump, so get yours while you can. Order now, and youll also receive a complimentary Trump 2024 prayer rug, inshallah. The former president added that he would also soon begin offering God Bless The USA Torahs, Vedas, Confucian Analects, and Tao Te Chings. Really, why stop at the Bible when there are so many other religions to exploit? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 03/29/24 7:19:38 PM #2: |
Onion
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UnfairRepresent 03/29/24 7:20:13 PM #4: |
Knew it was the Onion from the title because Trumpers would riot if Trump endorsed the Qu'ran
--- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 03/29/24 7:20:20 PM #5: |
Tyranthraxus posted... Onion The sad part is that I didn't know that from reading the title. We live in a post-satire society. <_< ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 03/29/24 7:21:50 PM #6: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Knew it was the Onion from the title because Trumpers would riot if Trump endorsed the Qu'ran They would convert to Islam if he did. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phoro 03/29/24 7:21:50 PM #7: |
Yeah, if this were real, both a large sect of Muslims and Christians would lose their shit.
--- It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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