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pinky0926
03/26/24 6:05:15 AM
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Reilly, who has played with the former president, has described how Trump cheats like a mafia accountant, including kick[ing] the ball out of the rough so many times, the caddies call him Pele, taking endless free shots and falsifying scores.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/25/trump-golf-biden-response

I mean it's literally like playing a made up game with a toddler and the kid goes "ok so you hold that superhero up there and I'll hit him and I win".

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ForsakenHermit
03/26/24 6:07:29 AM
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Slug Virus is just golfing under Duchess of Queensbury rules.

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brestugo
03/26/24 8:52:18 AM
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Imagine being so fragile that you have to "promote" yourself like that.

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Southernfatman
03/26/24 8:53:34 AM
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Trump sort of reminds me of Auric Goldfinger and that's an insult to Goldfinger.

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
03/26/24 8:56:23 AM
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"Donald Trump was born on 3rd base, claimed he hit a triple, was thrown out stealing home, called the umpire a fraud, protested the game, lost the replay challenge, threatened to sue, got the court to give him a do-over, and then bragged about being the best player in the game." -- Rex Chapman, November 4, 2022

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pinky0926
03/27/24 3:27:42 AM
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Loool

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Rika_Furude
03/27/24 3:50:24 AM
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honestly if i was playing golf and i hit it in the rough id kick it out as well :/
ive never played golf tho only minigolf
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RadDude9000
03/27/24 4:07:59 AM
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Trump once beat Steve Weibe at Mario Golf.
And they became best friends thereafter

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008Zulu
03/27/24 4:13:19 AM
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He is the fragilist of the fragiles.

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kingdrake2
03/27/24 4:23:27 AM
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008Zulu posted...
He is the fragilist of the fragiles.


i still think elon holds that title. trump is 2nd in line.

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