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Guide 03/25/24 7:57:27 PM #1: |
I thought I just had dark circles stuck under my eyes from puberty-related insomnia, but my mom has been sending me baby pics all day. Turns out I was just born a raccoon. Huh.
My sister seems to have had pitch-black eyes from infancy, which I thought was not a thing, and my brother is the exact same kind of annoying, even though now he can walk and not shit himself all the time. Amazing how nature works. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rivers 03/26/24 1:56:17 AM #2: |
Until a couple of years ago, my height and weight were both about the same relative to my same-sex peers, around the 85th percentile and 15th percentile respectively.
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NeonOPPAl 03/26/24 1:56:57 AM #3: |
My magnum dong
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Paragon21XX 03/26/24 2:17:40 AM #4: |
My genius-level intellect
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VampireCoyote 03/26/24 2:18:38 AM #5: |
I still poop
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Baron_Ox 03/26/24 2:21:11 AM #6: |
none that I can think of.
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Guide 03/26/24 2:24:02 AM #7: |
Damn, y'all don't even have a birthmark shaped like a president or something?
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bigtiggie23 03/26/24 2:37:57 AM #9: |
I've had a dot birthmark on the front of my right knee.
I'm also still heavily into breastfeeding but I don't think that's connected. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 03/26/24 2:38:56 AM #10: |
bigtiggie23 posted...
I've had a dot birthmark on the front of my right knee. It's probably connected in a psychological way. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 03/26/24 2:46:03 AM #11: |
closest thing i can think of are the few chicken pox scars on my face
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vycebrand2 03/26/24 2:52:19 AM #12: |
Legs were crooked from birth. They are straight now but I'm knocked kneed. I told my parents to take the braces off. It gave me 1 superpower. I could sit flat on my butt and my legs to the side like wings. It almost disqualified my from the military
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Guide 03/26/24 2:53:12 AM #13: |
vycebrand2 posted...
Legs were crooked from birth. They are straight now but I'm knocked kneed. I told my parents to take the braces off. It gave me 1 superpower. I could sit flat on my butt and my legs to the side like wings. It almost disqualified my from the military Wait, knock knees give you super legspreading powers? --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 03/26/24 2:55:42 AM #14: |
I was ugly at birth. I'm still ugly. Amazing how things are!
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vycebrand2 03/26/24 3:18:58 AM #15: |
Guide posted...
Wait, knock knees give you super legspreading powers?It's more in the hips.....wait this sounds dirty too. --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sufferedphoenix 03/26/24 4:55:07 AM #16: |
Guide posted...
Damn, y'all don't even have a birthmark shaped like a president or something? I have a birthmark. But it got changed. It has a scar through it. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 03/26/24 4:57:52 AM #17: |
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kingdrake2 03/26/24 6:27:51 AM #18: |
ImAMarvel posted...
I've been ugly since birth it's just rancid breath... from that sunday. --- currently playing: alphadia genesis 2 (ps4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 03/26/24 6:28:59 AM #19: |
Small pp
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Guide 03/26/24 12:43:51 PM #20: |
definitely should have worded topic title differently, in hindsight
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boomgetchopped3 03/26/24 12:45:11 PM #21: |
When I look at pictures of me as a baby I think god what the hell happened
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