Current Events > Considering buying a PS5 just for Stellar Blade. I know I'll just regret it, but

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MarthGoomba
03/17/24 1:07:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c7b8f22e.jpg

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Number090684
03/17/24 1:08:39 PM
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Just wait until the Pro is likely revealed to buy.
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Irony
03/17/24 1:08:41 PM
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Ok

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Tyranthraxus
03/17/24 1:10:36 PM
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Wait for it to come to PC. Then you'll have mods.

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PokemonExpert44
03/17/24 1:10:40 PM
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Lol PS5

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MarthGoomba
03/17/24 1:12:05 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Wait for it to come to PC. Then you'll have mods.
But what if it's Sony's next Bloodborne

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NeonOPPAl
03/17/24 1:13:00 PM
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It's worth it. Support good business practices like cosmetics unlocked through gameplay, as well as boob friendly devs

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ssb_yunglink2
03/17/24 1:14:45 PM
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in case youre unaware, you can find porn that looks exactly like that for free

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Tyranthraxus
03/17/24 1:16:05 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
But what if it's Sony's next Bloodborne

Then by then 10 other jiggly titties games will have come out and you'll have forgotten about this one.

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Cobra1010
03/17/24 1:18:37 PM
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It's not just horny bait. The game looks actually solid.

https://youtu.be/YddDx9yqfrw?feature=shared

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Zikten
03/17/24 1:22:01 PM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
Lol PS5
Its the only way to play this game
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Dakimakura
03/17/24 1:23:09 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
It's worth it. Support good business practices like cosmetics unlocked through gameplay, as well as boob friendly devs

Not a good idea to support Sonys shady practices.

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Hayame_Zero
03/17/24 1:23:46 PM
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I'm cautiously optimistic, but I'll wait on the reviews.

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falayyou01
03/17/24 1:25:50 PM
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Ill wait for user reviews. Critics I could give two shits about. Speaking of, I heard people liked the demo which has since been removed, so early indications are good.

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Zwijn
03/17/24 1:25:59 PM
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Day 1 purchase
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NeonOPPAl
03/17/24 1:27:52 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Not a good idea to support Sonys shady practices.
Boobs will always take priority. This issue is bigger than shady business practices!

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Cynrascal
03/17/24 1:33:27 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
It's worth it. Support good business practices like cosmetics unlocked through gameplay, as well as boob friendly devs

The free market at work.

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PokemonExpert44
03/17/24 1:34:15 PM
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Zikten posted...
Its the only way to play this game
It's still a lulzy game

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falayyou01
03/17/24 1:35:32 PM
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Give the gamers what they want. And then some.

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/17/24 1:38:50 PM
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Game just looks super mid to me. What am I missing?

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Irony
03/17/24 1:39:11 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Game just looks super mid to me. What am I missing?
Having good tastes

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NeonOPPAl
03/17/24 1:39:34 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
What am I missing?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/db0abdff.jpg

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falayyou01
03/17/24 1:40:09 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Game just looks super mid to me. What am I missing?
Testosterone

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/17/24 1:40:54 PM
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Irony posted...
Having good tastes


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PraetorXyn
03/17/24 1:41:22 PM
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Ill probably pick up a PS5 Pro for Unicorn Overlord since I bought the collectors edition of that since Vanillaware hates PC, but if this doesnt come to PC Ill get it on there too.

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/17/24 1:43:04 PM
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OK, I guess I need to be more specific. I'm not into women, so take that part out of the equation.
So, what am I missing, (or is it really just all about BEWBS!!!).

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NeonOPPAl
03/17/24 1:46:09 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
OK, I guess I need to be more specific. I'm not into women, so take that part out of the equation.
So, what am I missing, (or is it really just all about BEWBS!!!).
A lot of it is BEWBS, but it legit does look pretty fun too.

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falayyou01
03/17/24 1:47:48 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
OK, I guess I need to be more specific. I'm not into women, so take that part out of the equation.
So, what am I missing, (or is it really just all about BEWBS!!!).
You forgot ass

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Zwijn
03/17/24 1:48:29 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Game just looks super mid to me. What am I missing?
Mid is the definition of most games in the genre aside from a few outliers like the Platinum and Capcom games. Its just something you like or dont.
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Makeveli_lives
03/17/24 1:50:44 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
OK, I guess I need to be more specific. I'm not into women, so take that part out of the equation.
So, what am I missing, (or is it really just all about BEWBS!!!).
https://youtu.be/58lu18Fibdw?si=0h-DqMepLTVb1l3a

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ItsNotA2Mer
03/17/24 1:53:20 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
A lot of it is BEWBS, but it legit does look pretty fun too.

I'm only basing my thoughts off of a 30 minute gameplay video, so it's not a lot to go on. It just seemed like less flashy Bayonetta/DMC.


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bsp77
03/17/24 2:06:34 PM
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Seems an odd game to be the ONE to make you get a PS5. If just for the eye candy, that is sad.

That said, if it gets good reviews, I'll get it at some point

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superbot400
03/17/24 2:14:58 PM
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PraetorXyn posted...
Ill probably pick up a PS5 Pro for Unicorn Overlord since I bought the collectors edition of that since Vanillaware hates PC, but if this doesnt come to PC Ill get it on there too.
You can emulate it too on the switch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWKqmeHH0kQ


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Dakimakura
03/17/24 2:17:26 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Seems an odd game to be the ONE to make you get a PS5. If just for the eye candy, that is sad.

That said, if it gets good reviews, I'll get it at some point

Let's not be judgmental of others.

What is sad though is that all these PS5 Gamers are going to be deprived of mods because of Sony's shady practices. Paying off companies to keep games exclusive or time exclusive just to sell more consoles while the games could easily be released on PC as well. Sony is essentially preying on people's weaknesses as a company at this point.

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falayyou01
03/17/24 2:20:39 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Let's not be judgmental of others.

What is sad though is that all these PS5 Gamers are going to be deprived of mods because of Sony's shady practices. Paying off companies to keep games exclusive or time exclusive just to sell more consoles while the games could easily be released on PC as well. Sony is essentially preying on people's weaknesses as a company at this point.
They're going for broke at this point because their sales projections for their other exclusives missed the mark. If this exceeds expectations, we'll probably get a lot more of these types of games.

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PraetorXyn
03/17/24 2:23:24 PM
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superbot400 posted...
You can emulate it too on the switch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWKqmeHH0kQ
Im well aware. But I dont want to give Nintendo a red cent I dont have to since I dont pirate games anymore (at least not ones that havent been out of circulation for decades), and I want achievements / trophies.

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YellowSUV
03/17/24 2:26:00 PM
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Don't know why Vanillaware hates PCs so much. They must have some high up moron in the company that believes in 20 year old logic about PC games and pirates that was never true in the first place.

Hell, they even released Unicorn Overlord game on Xbox. I guarantee you the return on releasing on PC would be much higher than Xbox.

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Zwijn
03/17/24 2:33:45 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Don't know why Vanillaware hates PCs so much. They must have some high up moron in the company that believes in 20 year old logic about PC games and pirates that was never true in the first place.

Hell, they even released Unicorn Overlord game on Xbox. I guarantee you the return on releasing on PC would be much higher than Xbox.
They didnt even remake the game that basically formed the company despite everyone and their mother screaming for it.
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Tyranthraxus
03/17/24 2:37:28 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Don't know why Vanillaware hates PCs so much. They must have some high up moron in the company that believes in 20 year old logic about PC games and pirates that was never true in the first place.

Hell, they even released Unicorn Overlord game on Xbox. I guarantee you the return on releasing on PC would be much higher than Xbox.
Sega is the sole publisher of this game so it might eventually come to PC regardless of what vanillaware wants.

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GrimConArtist
03/17/24 2:44:09 PM
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It's crazy to me how much hype Stellar Blade is getting when it looks like another one of those dime a dozen mid action games from the 360/PS3 era. I feel like it's trending purely because of the horny

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Dakimakura
03/17/24 2:45:02 PM
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GrimConArtist posted...
It's crazy to me how much hype Stellar Blade is getting when it looks like another one of those dime a dozen mid action games from the 360/PS3 era. I feel like it's trending purely because of the horny

Probably because:
  1. It doesn't
  2. PS5 Gamers are desperate

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YellowSUV
03/17/24 2:45:32 PM
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GrimConArtist posted...
It's crazy to me how much hype Stellar Blade is getting when it looks like another one of those dime a dozen mid action games from the 360/PS3 era. I feel like it's trending purely because of the horny

It is trending because it is a horny game. That doesn't mean the gameplay is bad though.

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streamofthesky
03/17/24 2:47:09 PM
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I'm hoping it comes to PC soon. I just can't bring myself to give Sony money anymore. And no way in hell am I buying a $500 console for one game.
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NeonOPPAl
03/17/24 2:47:20 PM
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GrimConArtist posted...
It's crazy to me how much hype Stellar Blade is getting when it looks like another one of those dime a dozen mid action games from the 360/PS3 era. I feel like it's trending purely because of the horny
People came for the horny. People stayed for the gameplay and the horny >_>

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PraetorXyn
03/17/24 2:47:49 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Sega is the sole publisher of this game so it might eventually come to PC regardless of what vanillaware wants.
Atlus has said they want to release on PC but that Vanillaware wont let them.

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BucketCat
03/17/24 2:49:19 PM
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if you have a regular ps4, it could be worth having ps5 cus a lot of games will update to either a ps5 version or the ps4 pro version

maybe not enough to make it 100% worth it for some people, but other people may have backlogs of ps4 games that can have upgraded versions

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superben
03/17/24 3:45:58 PM
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