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mustang93
03/12/24 12:13:56 PM
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straight. But heres what I dont get. Those same people also say if youre trans you cant choose and youre forever your birth gender. But isnt saying being attracted to country Tom girls go completely against the anti-trans rhetoric?
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Guide
03/12/24 12:14:26 PM
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Who noodle?

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MacadamianNut3
03/12/24 12:14:43 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/436356d8.jpg

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mustang93
03/12/24 12:15:16 PM
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Guide posted...
Who noodle?

Country folk. And Tom girls with smokin bods in bikinis.
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Japanties
03/12/24 12:15:27 PM
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Country girls who noodle?

Country Tom girls?
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CSCA33
03/12/24 12:17:01 PM
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Guide posted...
Who noodle?
Fishing for catfish with your bare hands or feet

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NoxObscuras
03/12/24 12:17:38 PM
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Guide posted...
Who noodle?
Noodling is fishing with your bare hands.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4106b74e.jpg

Anyway, bigots aren't known to be smart, so... XD

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/12/24 12:17:41 PM
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i saw a video from Muta about this.

dawg i would gladly marry one of those "tomboy-ish" country girls! they sound way more fun to be around and i could learn something from them compared to those personality devoid plastic Barbies... lol
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ai123
03/12/24 12:17:52 PM
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What are 'country girls who noodle'?

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Turbam
03/12/24 12:18:08 PM
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Country girls make do

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Guide
03/12/24 12:18:47 PM
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ai123 posted...
What are 'country girls who noodle'?

I'm sorry, the answer was "catfish, apparently".

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DipDipDiver
03/12/24 12:21:23 PM
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In my experience tomgirls seem to be the ones fucking the most dudes

Maybe we're all gay

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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/12/24 12:21:32 PM
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He imagines the woman's arms as two giant penises

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TMOG
03/12/24 12:22:08 PM
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I've read the topic title several times and still have no idea what the fuck it means

The OP only makes it harder to comprehend
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buddhamonster
03/12/24 12:22:24 PM
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I've seen these same types of people saying that just hanging out with a girl makes you gay, because then you're probably doing things girls like to do and talking about girl stuff. The only way to ever be in a straight relationship with a female is to only meet up for sex, talk about nothing, do nothing else, then part ways when the man finishes.

These people are not very smart.

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philsov
03/12/24 12:23:20 PM
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mustang93 posted...
But isnt saying being attracted to country Tom girls go completely against the anti-trans rhetoric?


Of course.

"Country girl who noodles" is interchangeable with "girl who likes carpentry" and "girl who can do work on truck". These are masculine things, done by MANLY MEN! Ergo, you are attracted to masculine things. If you're into girls like that, you are therefore gay.

It's basically Schrdinger's Immigrant -- they're too lazy to work and consume resources, but they also take your job. Schrdinger's Country Girl is so masculine that liking one means you're gay, but she's also absolutely 100% female.

See also: pegging. It's sex with a chick, and therefore straight. Buuuut....

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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/12/24 12:24:35 PM
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Dweeb ass bald ass wannabe cigar sucker

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Prestoff
03/12/24 12:25:04 PM
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noodle?

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GunmaN1905
03/12/24 12:25:46 PM
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Whenever supposedly straight men are so insecure about their sexuality, they're more or less guaranteed to have serious gay tendencies.
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mustachedmystic
03/12/24 12:26:11 PM
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TMOG posted...
I've read the topic title several times and still have no idea what the fuck it means

The OP only makes it harder to comprehend
Look at the other posts. There is a pic of noodling.

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Rharyx211
03/12/24 12:28:54 PM
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Guess the leftists get to keep all the tomboys.

The right lose again.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/12/24 12:32:31 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

There's literally no way this happens in the Western world today.
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Dark_Arbron
03/12/24 12:33:17 PM
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philsov posted...
Of course.

"Country girl who noodles" is interchangeable with "girl who likes carpentry" and "girl who can do work on truck". These are masculine things, done by MANLY MEN! Ergo, you are attracted to masculine things. If you're into girls like that, you are therefore gay.

It's basically Schrdinger's Immigrant -- they're too lazy to work and consume resources, but they also take your job. Schrdinger's Country Girl is so masculine that liking one means you're gay, but she's also absolutely 100% female.

See also: pegging. It's sex with a chick, and therefore straight. Buuuut....

This should be a sticky post.

A post that is required reading for anyone voting Republican.

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Villain_S_Fiend
03/12/24 12:38:28 PM
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It seems like their rules around "you're kinda gay if..." boil down to women who can do things these guys know they're not capable of doing, or at least realize that those women are better at it.

So, as always - deep, childlike, narcissistic insecurity.

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DirkDiggles
03/12/24 12:40:05 PM
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Wait, they let Tate out?

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DuuuDe14
03/12/24 12:43:02 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
There's literally no way this happens in the Western world today.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZNQkJiTwZTM?si=dbPB9122wMvGBbUY

I think I just fell in love. Goddammit.


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Full_Pokedex
03/12/24 12:45:01 PM
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I don't really understand the issue with letting people be attracted to who they're attracted to. As long as they're over 18 and consent who cares?

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Guide
03/12/24 12:46:38 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
There's literally no way this happens in the Western world today.
huh? I didn't know what it was called, but I've seen it plenty on youtube comps.

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CommonStar
03/12/24 12:47:27 PM
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Right wing incels are gay as fuck, they just wanna fuck each other at this point.
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Solar_Crimson
03/12/24 12:48:25 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Whenever supposedly straight men are so insecure about their sexuality, they're more or less guaranteed to have serious gay tendencies.
Villain_S_Fiend posted...
It seems like their rules around "you're kinda gay if..." boil down to women who can do things these guys know they're not capable of doing, or at least realize that those women are better at it.

So, as always - deep, childlike, narcissistic insecurity.
These.

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BucketCat
03/12/24 12:51:45 PM
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can someone explain why girls fishing is suddenly blowing up? do city folks not know that girls also fish?
urbanites are so sheltered that it's not even funny lmaoo

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ellis123
03/12/24 12:54:42 PM
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BucketCat posted...
can someone explain why girls fishing is suddenly blowing up? do city folks not know that girls also fish?
urbanites are so sheltered that it's not even funny lmaoo
A big part of being a Tate fan is the rigid belief that women have no agency on a fundamental level. Fishing requires basic agency, therefore it goes against the brain rot.

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Mussurana
03/12/24 12:56:44 PM
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DuuuDe14 posted...
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZNQkJiTwZTM?si=dbPB9122wMvGBbUY

I think I just fell in love. Goddammit.
Apparently I'm gay now.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/12/24 1:02:12 PM
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Guide posted...
huh? I didn't know what it was called, but I've seen it plenty on youtube comps.
YouTube is almost as fake as television
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BucketCat
03/12/24 1:05:53 PM
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ellis123 posted...
A big part of being a Tate fan is the rigid belief that women have no agency on a fundamental level. Fishing requires basic agency, therefore it goes against the brain rot.
it's just funny cus a lot of the tate crowd that I'm aware of claims to be manly country guys....but anyone raised in the country would be sus af if they met a country girl who DOESNT fish or have outdoorsy hobbies

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ellis123
03/12/24 1:09:25 PM
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BucketCat posted...
it's just funny cus a lot of the tate crowd that I'm aware of claims to be manly country guys....but anyone raised in the country would be sus af if they met a country girl who DOESNT fish or have outdoorsy hobbies
A big part of being a right-winger is projection. In this case it's the belief of being a big, manly-man while being the most white bread, out of shape middle schooler possible. They have no worldly experience and no personality beyond Tate.

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Corbenik
03/12/24 1:40:50 PM
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its like cultural differences or something

I don't know what life in the country is like
but doesn't that just seem like normal stuff girls also do with their dad

I'm from LA so a girl being into that is weird, but in some other places no

I don't think theres nothing that contradicts what they're saying because alt righters usually say that the west is evil and places like LA are literally like demonic places that just push sex/consumption

but idk man those guys are kinda on some other shit

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NoxObscuras
03/12/24 2:10:42 PM
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Yeah it's just massive insecurity after massive insecurity. Can't have anyone questioning their manliness or straightness.

Also TC, I meant to say this in my first post, but the word would actually be Tomboy. Those terms describe the opposite gender. A Tomgirl is a boy who behaves in a typically girlish manner. A Tomboy is a girl who behaves in a typically boyish manner.

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Zwijn
03/12/24 2:15:40 PM
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Tate fans will call you gay for being straight.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6006444.jpg
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Full_Pokedex
03/12/24 2:21:12 PM
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Zwijn posted...
Tate fans will call you gay for being straight.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6006444.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ef05188b.jpg
Is that top girl secretly the Hulk what's up with that outfit?

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BlueTigerLion
03/12/24 2:22:09 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i saw a video from Muta about this.

dawg i would gladly marry one of those "tomboy-ish" country girls! they sound way more fun to be around and i could learn something from them compared to those personality devoid plastic Barbies... lol


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Zwijn
03/12/24 2:22:33 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Is that top girl secretly the Hulk what's up with that outfit?
If I had legs like that Id show them off too :)
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NoxObscuras
03/12/24 2:24:21 PM
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Zwijn posted...
Tate fans will call you gay for being straight.
Lmao I almost made a joke about them probably calling it gay to have a muscular girlfriend. Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction...

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MacadamianNut3
03/12/24 2:40:47 PM
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Zwijn posted...
Tate fans will call you gay for being straight.
not bad, I'd allow them to crush my skull with their thighs if they asked nicely

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HOON
03/12/24 3:08:17 PM
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Zwijn posted...
Tate fans will call you gay for being straight.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6006444.jpg
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Vyrulisse
03/12/24 3:10:35 PM
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Basically the belief is that if you like tomboys, such as country girls that hunt, fish and can do all sorts of outdoorsy things then it means you're secretly gay.

It's the latest incel insecurity to blow up a bit recently.

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WingsOfGood
03/12/24 3:12:02 PM
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people who try to say liking this or doing that makes you gay are probably secretly gay

wait....
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Jerry_Hellyeah
03/12/24 5:05:44 PM
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Bro can we have one thread about being attracted to women without the dudes talking about getting pegged, Jesus christ

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