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MistyKnight
03/12/24 11:00:45 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00fcee7c.jpg

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Accolon
03/12/24 11:09:38 AM
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That's the most Alabama thing

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__starsnostars
03/12/24 11:39:11 AM
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Accolon posted...
That's the most Alabama thing

No, the most Alabama thing would be:

Female Senator Talks Faith and the Time, Her Daughter, Her Niece Saw Jesus in a Tornado.

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Prestoff
03/12/24 11:42:21 AM
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To be fair, there is a difference between seeing Jesus during a tornado and seeing Jesus in a tornado. Symbolically wise, one can represent hope during a hard time while the other is Jesus fucking up shit because you happen to live in the wrong part of America...or he got sucked up himself lol.

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Thud
03/12/24 11:42:41 AM
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*see a tornado ripping shit across the state*

"oMg hEy tHuR jEeZuS!!!"

Lmao

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LeoRavus
03/12/24 11:44:54 AM
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That's why the bible belt has so many tornadoes. It's just Jesus visiting

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Prestoff
03/12/24 11:46:18 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
That's why the bible belt has so many tornadoes. It's just Jesus visiting

I wonder what triggers Jesus to go into the Avatar state when he visits them.

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Compsognathus
03/12/24 11:48:21 AM
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Jesus is clearly an air elemental.

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PokemonExpert44
03/12/24 11:49:53 AM
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Jesus ftw.

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mercurydude
03/12/24 11:53:35 AM
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She'd probably believe Ralph and demand an investigation to find out where the baby was.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0ceb92c5.jpg

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SiO4
03/12/24 11:56:42 AM
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Accolon posted...
That's the most Alabama thing


No this is.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hurricane-irma-florida-sheriff-pasco-country-shoot-at-storm-facebook-event-a7938741.html

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DipDipDiver
03/12/24 11:59:05 AM
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That wasn't Jesus, it was Rudy Ray Moore

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