Current Events > Fuck man, I gotta go to trial today >_>

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NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 7:25:38 AM #1:	The DA said he needs me to testify as a witness, so now I gotta suit up and dick around in court for half the day. At least there will be some hot paralegals walking around >_> That's only good part of going to court --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979325187] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>The DA said he needs me to testify as a witness, so now I gotta suit up and dick around in court for half the day. At least there will be some hot paralegals walking around >_> That's only good part of going to court </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/12/24 7:26:34 AM #2:	Be sure to withhold information! It'll make the case more exciting when they press your testimony --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979325194] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Be sure to withhold information!It'll make the case more exciting when they press your testimony </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 7:27:33 AM #3:	Turbam posted... Be sure to withhold information! It'll make the case more exciting when they press your testimony Hold it until a crucial moment, right? Can I yell OBJECTION! randomly and have other witness repeat the same line over and over while I press it? Or nah? >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979325201] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Be sure to withhold information!It'll make the case more exciting when they press your testimony</quote>Hold it until a crucial moment, right? Can I yell OBJECTION! randomly and have other witness repeat the same line over and over while I press it? Or nah? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 03/12/24 7:30:23 AM #4:	Go for the Picard convincing speech thing. If that doesn't work, demand trial by combat. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:979325230] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Go for the Picard convincing speech thing. If that doesn't work, demand trial by combat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 03/12/24 7:37:12 AM #5:	Is this something that happens to you often? --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:979325284] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Is this something that happens to you often? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 7:40:28 AM #7:	Error1355 posted... Is this something that happens to you often? Not really, usually around once a year >_> But I do it often enough I guess. I only actually testify for like 20 minutes, but I gotta get there early, review my report, and just sit there for hours before they call me up. Sometimes I'm only waiting an hour, sometimes I'm waiting 3 hours. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979325315] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>Is this something that happens to you often?</quote>Not really, usually around once a year >_> But I do it often enough I guess. I only actually testify for like 20 minutes, but I gotta get there early, review my report, and just sit there for hours before they call me up. Sometimes I'm only waiting an hour, sometimes I'm waiting 3 hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 7:41:13 AM #8:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Damn. Well everytime I go to court, it always seems like they're sending their hottest ones here >_> Hot women in suits drive me nuts --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979325321] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Damn. Well everytime I go to court, it always seems like they're sending their hottest ones here >_> Hot women in suits drive me nuts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 03/12/24 7:50:21 AM #9:	NeonOPPAl posted... Not really, usually around once a year >_> But I do it often enough I guess. I only actually testify for like 20 minutes, but I gotta get there early, review my report, and just sit there for hours before they call me up. Sometimes I'm only waiting an hour, sometimes I'm waiting 3 hours. Sounds annoying as hell, tbh. --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:979325391] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>NeonOPPAl posted... </cite><quote>Not really, usually around once a year >_> But I do it often enough I guess. I only actually testify for like 20 minutes, but I gotta get there early, review my report, and just sit there for hours before they call me up. Sometimes I'm only waiting an hour, sometimes I'm waiting 3 hours.</quote>Sounds annoying as hell, tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 7:54:04 AM #11:	Error1355 posted... Sounds annoying as hell, tbh. It is lol. I get overtime for it at least --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979325430] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>Sounds annoying as hell, tbh.</quote>It is lol. I get overtime for it at least </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 10:27:13 AM #12:	Done, fucking sweet! --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979327124] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Done, fucking sweet! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000 03/12/24 10:28:50 AM #13:	What was your freakout animation? --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash <cite>mario2000 posted [p:979327147] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>What was your freakout animation? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkey_Shines 03/12/24 10:34:43 AM #15:	Any of them paralegals look like this?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7f064fce.jpg --- Im named after a quality movie <cite>Monkey_Shines posted [p:979327216] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Any of them paralegals look like this?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7f064fce.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 10:35:06 AM #16:	mario2000 posted... What was your freakout animation? The one where the busty clown loses her titties because it turns out they were balloons >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979327223] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>mario2000 posted... </cite><quote>What was your freakout animation?</quote>The one where the busty clown loses her titties because it turns out they were balloons >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 03/12/24 10:36:46 AM #17:	Is this topic a rib? --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:979327248] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Is this topic a rib? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kage_53 03/12/24 10:37:29 AM #18:	Yell out Objection! Hold it! Take that! <cite>kage_53 posted [p:979327254] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Yell out Objection! Hold it! Take that!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 03/12/24 11:00:28 AM #19:	Just tell then you ain't no snitch and aren't being paid to do cop work --- If anyone disparaged you the way you disparage yourself, I would wish to strike them with an axe <cite>Thud posted [p:979327572] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Just tell then you ain't no snitch and aren't being paid to do cop work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 12:57:22 PM #20:	Thud posted... Just tell then you ain't no snitch and aren't being paid to do cop work I was being paid to snitch tho >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979329591] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Thud posted... </cite><quote>Just tell then you ain't no snitch and aren't being paid to do cop work</quote>I was being paid to snitch tho >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hereforemnant 03/12/24 12:59:11 PM #21:	I have to do jury duty later this month, hopefully it'll be easier to set up getting paid back for likely missing work <cite>hereforemnant posted [p:979329613] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>I have to do jury duty later this month, hopefully it'll be easier to set up getting paid back for likely missing work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/12/24 9:36:53 PM #22:	I hated jury duty. I'm glad I'm able to get excuses for it now from work >_> "Hey, let's pay you 8 dollars for half a day just standing around in court". Meanwhile it costs 11 dollars for a roundtrip train ticket smh --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979337757] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>I hated jury duty. I'm glad I'm able to get excuses for it now from work >_>"Hey, let's pay you 8 dollars for half a day just standing around in court". Meanwhile it costs 11 dollars for a roundtrip train ticket smh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/13/24 1:38:04 PM #23:	Sweet, got word that the case wrapped up and he was found guilty --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979347330] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>Sweet, got word that the case wrapped up and he was found guilty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 03/13/24 2:15:20 PM #24:	What is it you do for a living that you have to testify regularly? Are you a government informant? Are the boobs just to lull us into a false sense of security? --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:979347969] in Fuck man, ... [t:80719453]...</cite> <quote>What is it you do for a living that you have to testify regularly? Are you a government informant? Are the boobs just to lull us into a false sense of security? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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