Current Events > Chipotle is bland as fuck hoky shit

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:03:22 PM
#1:


i always knew, but i got it tn for the first time in a while. are they even trying? are they doing that annoying thing where they have to be as mild and ineffensive as possible so as the cast as wide a consumer net as possible?

goddam

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair
03/11/24 8:04:06 PM
#2:


This is one of the worst opinions I've read on CE. Maybe ever.

---
My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida
03/11/24 8:04:53 PM
#3:


idk, I wouldn't call it bland of all things. They've got 3 kinds of salsa, great cilantro lime rice, and their meats are marinated and cooked in front of you.

---
lolAmerica
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:05:17 PM
#4:


ClayGuida posted...
idk, I wouldn't call it bland of all things.

i would

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
#5
Post #5 was unavailable or deleted.
DoctorPiranha3
03/11/24 8:10:15 PM
#6:


The subway of burritos
... Copied to Clipboard!
HeeathLivesOn
03/11/24 8:10:39 PM
#7:


Chipotle burritos are great

---
'Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it.' - Phil Kessel on USA snub
... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123
03/11/24 8:11:05 PM
#8:


DoctorPiranha3 posted...
The subway of burritos


---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides
03/11/24 8:12:01 PM
#9:


Bland? I know a lot of people who find the proteins more spicy than they'd like (before you even add salsa).

I mean, compared to Taco Bell, Chipotle is a Michelin Star qualty fast food joint

---
Your mom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:12:05 PM
#10:


DoctorPiranha3 posted...
The subway of burritos
The burritos look way too big, I only ever get a bowl on the occasions that I try them

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:12:57 PM
#11:


Euripides posted...
Bland? I know a lot of people who find the proteins more spicy than they'd like (before you even add salsa).

I mean, compared to Taco Bell, Chipotle is a Michelin Star qualty fast food joint
dont u live in like

an Ohio suburb or some shit

Euripides posted...
I mean, compared to Taco Bell, Chipotle is a Michelin Star qualty fast food joint
food quality prob better. bland af tho

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dudebusters
03/11/24 8:13:16 PM
#12:


What did you order?

---
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides
03/11/24 8:13:47 PM
#13:


TC is a two-pack a day smoker confirmed. Or lost his taste buds in an industrial acid bath accident

---
Your mom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:14:00 PM
#14:


Dudebusters posted...
What did you order?
sofritas bowl with black beans, fresh, tomatillo, and hot salsa, cheese, guac, lettuce

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida
03/11/24 8:14:08 PM
#15:


Dungeater posted...
dont u live in like

an Ohio suburb or some shit
Do you think the spice trade still exists or something?

---
lolAmerica
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:14:34 PM
#16:


Euripides posted...
TC is a two-pack a day smoker confirmed. Or lost his taste buds in an industrial acid bath accident
neither, chipotle is just unseasoned

shit i wish i was a two pack a day smoker tho

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides
03/11/24 8:15:03 PM
#17:


Dungeater posted...
neither, chipotle is just unseasoned

shit i wish i was a two pack a day smoker tho

Three pack a day smoker confirmed

---
Your mom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:16:18 PM
#18:


shit i wish

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides
03/11/24 8:17:58 PM
#19:


Dungeater posted...
shit i wish

four pack a day?

---
Your mom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125
03/11/24 8:18:17 PM
#20:


Dungeater posted...
dont u live in like

an Ohio suburb or some shit
I know for a fact there are burrito places way better than Chipotle in Ohio suburbs lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:19:38 PM
#21:


Rexdragon125 posted...
I know for a fact there are burrito places way better than Chipotle in Ohio suburbs lol
im just sayin, i dont exactly trust the opinion of a gen X midwesterner on matters of mexican fud

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides
03/11/24 8:21:41 PM
#22:


Dungeater posted...
im just sayin, i dont exactly trust the opinion of a gen X midwesterner on matters of mexican fud

I've eaten more Mexican than you have.

And it's not like I've never lived outside of Ohio. I lived in Chicago for twelve years

---
Your mom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dudebusters
03/11/24 8:21:43 PM
#23:


Dungeater posted...
im just sayin, i dont exactly trust the opinion of a gen X midwesterner on matters of mexican fud

Your name is Dungeater

---
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn
03/11/24 8:23:51 PM
#24:


I would agree with this, the flavor is not exactly strong.


---
Asus ROG Strix Z790-E | Core i9-13900k | 64GB DDR5-6000 | RTX 4090 24GB
Dell AW3423DW QD-OLED - 1440p Ultrawide, 175hz, GSync
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:24:20 PM
#25:


Dudebusters posted...
Your name is Dungeater
and as we all know, we are our usernames irl

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain
03/11/24 8:26:45 PM
#26:


Gotta add Chipotle Tabasco! And I'd say moderately flavorful.

---
How quaint.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Link_of_time
03/11/24 8:27:58 PM
#27:


bland? nah. not the best? for sure.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:28:33 PM
#28:


C_Pain posted...
Gotta add Chipotle Tabasco! And I'd say moderately flavorful.
i do like the smokey tabasco yea

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Drunk_Cobra
03/11/24 8:30:02 PM
#29:


Living in a major east coast city I could not believe how bad I thought Chipotle was the first time I had it compared to local options.

And they charge you extra for chips?!?

---
I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88
... Copied to Clipboard!
obsolete
03/11/24 8:31:40 PM
#30:


It is it could use more seasoning.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009
03/11/24 8:32:46 PM
#31:


i've never had it despite driving past 2 every single day atleast twice a day for the past 10 years or so.

---
THRILLHO
... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX
03/11/24 8:32:47 PM
#32:


It's a white people restaurant, what'd ya expect?

---
Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:34:17 PM
#33:


Paragon21XX posted...
It's a white people restaurant, what'd ya expect?
ive been modded for doing anything more than intimating this js

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dudebusters
03/11/24 8:36:26 PM
#34:


Dungeater posted...
and as we all know, we are our usernames irl

You made a topic about how you like to purposely let food get old and stale before eating it

---
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton
03/11/24 8:37:02 PM
#35:


hoky

---
Can you wait another day? Wait another week? Wait another month? Wait another year?
https://imgur.com/o21DN7r
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:41:25 PM
#36:


Dudebusters posted...
You made a topic about how you like to purposely let food get old and stale before eating it
correct, lots of food gets delicious after sitting out and stalifying

GrandConjuraton posted...
hoky
https://i.imgur.com/awjAFMl.jpeg

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dudebusters
03/11/24 8:45:03 PM
#37:


Dungeater posted...
correct, lots of food gets delicious after sitting out and stalifying

Alright dungeater

---
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:45:50 PM
#38:


Dudebusters posted...
Alright dungeater
dung means feces

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009
03/11/24 8:47:12 PM
#39:


hold up, what's a food that's better stale?

---
THRILLHO
... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123
03/11/24 8:47:53 PM
#40:


ironman2009 posted...
hold up, what's a food that's better stale?
Cheese? Wine?

---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Blbmbr666
03/11/24 8:48:13 PM
#41:


There's a burrito chain in Iowa called Pancheros that just dunks on Chipotle insanely hard. I had Chipotle once since living in Iowa and all I tasted was salt.

---
Your memes.... end here.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:49:18 PM
#42:


ironman2009 posted...
hold up, what's a food that's better stale?
twiglets
7-eleven hot food
cheez doodles
oreos

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009
03/11/24 8:49:20 PM
#43:


ellis123 posted...
Cheese? Wine?

fair enough

---
THRILLHO
... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009
03/11/24 8:49:32 PM
#44:


Dungeater posted...
twiglets
7-eleven hot food
cheez doodles
oreos

not fair enough

---
THRILLHO
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:50:02 PM
#45:


https://i.imgur.com/awjAFMl.jpeg

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater
03/11/24 8:52:12 PM
#46:


Dungeater posted...
twiglets
7-eleven hot food
cheez doodles
oreos
chipotle chips apparently

---
My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all.
He/Him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dudebusters
03/11/24 8:52:25 PM
#47:


Dungeater posted...
dung means feces

Listen I'm not the one that made the account Dungeater and then followed it up with a topic saying you eat garbage, I'm just saying the shoe seems to fit

---
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo
03/12/24 8:15:23 AM
#48:


It's no bueno.

---
Putin delenda est
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
03/12/24 8:17:17 AM
#49:


Out of everything that I think is overrated, Chipotle is probably the worst.
It doesn't even taste good.

---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/12/24 8:18:39 AM
#50:


The guy who eats dung claims Chipotle is bland.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2