Current Events > I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.

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Dungeater
03/09/24 10:24:37 AM
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Now it's time to erase that mistake.

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Southernfatman
03/09/24 10:26:38 AM
#2:


I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.

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dummy420
03/09/24 10:29:06 AM
#3:


Can you fly Bobby?

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Dungeater
03/09/24 10:52:30 AM
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I think you'd better do what he says, Mr Kinney.

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Jagr_68
03/09/24 10:57:35 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.

YOU CALL THIS A GLITCH?!?!?!

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bloodyarts
03/09/24 11:03:18 AM
#6:


Legendary screen villain Clarence Boddicker:

"B*tches, leave."
"Cops don't like me; so I. don't. like. cops."
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Dungeater
03/09/24 11:03:55 AM
#7:


You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy, do ya?

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mybbqrules
03/09/24 1:06:07 PM
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bloodyarts posted...
Legendary screen villain Clarence Boddicker:

"B*tches, leave."
"Cops don't like me; so I. don't. like. cops."
Neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh *blows off hand*

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Southernfatman
03/09/24 1:07:54 PM
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Oooo guns guns guns! Come on Sal, the Tigers are playing *taptaptap* tonight! I never miss a game.

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Alex1976
03/09/24 1:10:54 PM
#10:


I'd buy that for a dollar!

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ZEROWOLF
03/09/24 1:17:24 PM
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Well guys, the other one was upstairs. She was sweeeeet, mmm. I took her out!

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Dungeater
03/09/24 2:36:13 PM
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Buddy I think you're slime.

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Fenriswolf
03/09/24 7:51:42 PM
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And there's the TV edit. It changed lines like

"Once I called him...asshole"
to
"Once I called him...airhead"

"Bitches leave"
to
"Ladies leave"

"Fuck me"
to
"Why me"

https://youtu.be/H-y1PAUtv3k

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bigtiggie23
03/09/24 7:54:18 PM
#14:


Give me all your money bookworm or I'll blow your brains out.
Now fill her up on number seven.

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Umbreon
03/09/24 8:04:16 PM
#15:


I'm not arresting you anymore.

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Dungeater
03/09/24 11:28:51 PM
#16:


I'm cashing you out, Bob.

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ThatGeminiGuy
03/09/24 11:39:12 PM
#17:


Fenriswolf posted...
And there's the TV edit. It changed lines like

"Once I called him...asshole"
to
"Once I called him...airhead"

"Bitches leave"
to
"Ladies leave"

"Fuck me"
to
"Why me"

https://youtu.be/H-y1PAUtv3k

"And crumb bags see the judge on Monday morning"

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FortuneCookie
03/09/24 11:54:52 PM
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Shit! I don't believe it! You... you burnt the fucking money!

It's as good as marked, you asshole. You stupid, stupid asshole!
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Dungeater
03/10/24 12:00:58 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Shit! I don't believe it! You... you burnt the fucking money!

It's as good as marked, you asshole. You stupid, stupid asshole!
this exchange has lived rent free in my head for decades

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Agent_Stroud
03/10/24 12:08:14 AM
#20:


Dead or alive, youre coming with me!

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008Zulu
03/11/24 4:41:31 AM
#21:


You have 60 seconds to comply.

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Auto_Chrisbot
03/11/24 1:56:29 PM
#22:


"Sayanora, Robo Cop!"

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Dungeater
03/11/24 2:00:28 PM
#23:


Nice shooting son, what's your name?

Murphy

DA DA DA DUN DUN

DA DA DA DUNNNN


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RetuenOfDevsman
03/11/24 2:05:42 PM
#24:


Iiiiiii LIKE IT
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InTheEyesOfFire
03/11/24 2:05:54 PM
#25:


Nice shooting son, what do they call you?

*Sly smile on his face*, Murphy

Just fucking perfect. What a fantastic movie.

Ahh dammit.

ummmmm.. you think youre some smart college boy huh!?

Proceeds to blow up an entire gas station.

Also the death of Boddicker is one of if not the best death of any villian. The way the camera starts to ignore him as he dies is so well done.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/11/24 2:06:19 PM
#26:


I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!!!
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Dungeater
03/11/24 2:10:09 PM
#27:


HE RUNS OCP, OCP RUNS THE COPS

*continues beating shit out of him*

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/11/24 2:13:53 PM
#28:


You're FIRED!!!
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Dungeater
03/11/24 2:17:04 PM
#29:


Thank you.

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Southernfatman
03/11/24 2:20:22 PM
#30:


Just give me my fuckin phone call.

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Dungeater
03/11/24 2:20:45 PM
#31:


Southernfatman posted...
Just give me my fuckin phone call.
god i love the way he says this line

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/11/24 2:33:44 PM
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One time I even called him asshole. But there was always a level of respect.

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Heineken14
03/11/24 2:37:39 PM
#33:


Whoa, a new tooooy!

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Auto_Chrisbot
03/11/24 3:59:05 PM
#34:


Dungeater posted...
HE RUNS OCP, OCP RUNS THE COPS

*continues beating shit out of him*


"You're a... cop..."

"Yes. I am a cop..."

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andri_g
03/11/24 4:06:11 PM
#35:


"You're going to be a bad mother-crusher."

Better than the original line? :v Absolutely... maybe.. not. lol

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bigtiggie23
03/11/24 5:56:37 PM
#36:


They say it's the land of the free, except nothing's for free cause there's no guarantees hee hee.

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HA4e
03/11/24 6:03:16 PM
#37:


Your move, creep

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FLOUR
03/11/24 6:14:44 PM
#38:


And remember, we care.

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Heineken14
03/11/24 6:27:06 PM
#39:


We'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.

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NocturneD85
03/11/24 6:38:33 PM
#40:


*shoots through skirt*

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Dungeater
03/12/24 12:48:55 PM
#41:


I really have to tell you something

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Dungeater
03/13/24 11:27:46 AM
#42:


lmao im playing the game and it has the line "Bitches, come."

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FortuneCookie
03/13/24 11:57:44 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ALKLDthhw
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Notti
03/16/24 8:01:29 AM
#44:


Fenriswolf posted...
And there's the TV edit. It changed lines like

"Once I called him...asshole"
to
"Once I called him...airhead"

"Bitches leave"
to
"Ladies leave"

"Fuck me"
to
"Why me"

https://youtu.be/H-y1PAUtv3k

I've seen the tv edits so much more lol

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