Current Events > Cutie pie gamer girl on your wedding night: I skip all cutscenes and dialogue

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SrRd_RacinG
03/08/24 9:47:55 AM
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"I just can't stand it! There's no need for story telling in a video game. It's not like I'm reading a book or watching a movie or something hehe."

What happens next?

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sauceje
03/08/24 9:48:58 AM
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shit dude she could spend her entire day playing only Overwatch or League of Legends or whatever, if she's cute...

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Jupiter
03/08/24 9:52:12 AM
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This is something that would have come up long before wedding night lol. But my girlfriend basically does this already. She's not really a gamer though. But will play a Mario game every blue moon when I bring it up.

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MisterPengy
03/08/24 10:04:00 AM
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As long as she isn't one of those gamers who skips all the info you're given and then whines that the game doesn't make it clear enough where you need to go or what to do.

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SpiritSephiroth
03/08/24 10:04:14 AM
#5:


Skip her wedding to get back at her

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Rotterdammerung
03/08/24 10:04:43 AM
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My wife does this.

Fuck! I dont know what I need to do, now

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Dakimakura
03/08/24 10:09:41 AM
#8:


Engage in intercourse with them then after when she is complaining about your poor performance say I am skipping all dialogue.

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Fluttershy
03/08/24 10:11:50 AM
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get her to play ffxiv, she's ready

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ArsGoetia
03/08/24 10:19:07 AM
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literally the perfect woman
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Ratchetrockon
03/08/24 11:03:15 AM
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Me too omg

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C_Pain
03/08/24 11:05:24 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
literally the perfect woman
This. If I want cutscenes I'll watch a movie. Explain the narrative through the gameplay.

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Just_a_loser
03/08/24 11:11:14 AM
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Opposite for me.

Depending on the game and IP, I sometimes don't care about the story. Specially MP games. So I will tune it out or skip it. My wife plays games mostly for their stories and follows the plots more than I do. Then she will explain things that I miss.

Kind of an ADD thing for me.

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Westernwolf4
03/08/24 11:13:12 AM
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GEt OUT!!!!!

:)

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Westernwolf4
03/08/24 11:14:19 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
As long as she isn't one of those gamers who skips all the info you're given and then whines that the game doesn't make it clear enough where you need to go or what to do.

My youngest son does this. It drives me nuts.

Hell grow out of it. :)


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LSGW_Zephyra
03/08/24 11:17:10 AM
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My wife rarely plays games anyway, this would be an improvement lol

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KajeI
03/08/24 11:18:01 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
As long as she isn't one of those gamers who skips all the info you're given and then whines that the game doesn't make it clear enough where you need to go or what to do.
^

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SrRd_RacinG
03/09/24 6:54:54 PM
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Bump

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