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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 1:58:29 PM
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For context, we USUALLY build a basic shed around this water pump on new houses.

Inspector said I cannot. I asked if there was anything else to do to pass inspection, he said no. Wait til he comes back tomorrow for another inspection.

Comes back and says we have to strap the blue pressure tank to the wall, failed. Run out, buy strapping and install it. Wait til he comes back to confirm another day

Yesterday, fail again. "Because you decided to leave all of the piping exposed without a housing, you must paint all of the piping. Fail."

BRO
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Murphiroth
03/05/24 1:59:44 PM
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I guess you could call a proctologist that.
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03/05/24 2:01:34 PM
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Naysaspace
03/05/24 2:01:46 PM
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Welcome to the world of make-work

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divot1338
03/05/24 2:02:33 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
For context, we USUALLY build a basic shed around this water pump on new houses.
Look Ive inspected almost one pump. I think I know what Im doing.


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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 2:05:19 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Look Ive inspected almost one pump. I think I know what Im doing.
"Sir, I've built 14 houses in this area, we can't just leave it exposed to the sun and elements, as well as anyone can just unlpug it and walk away with it"

"Well the new code states you can't enclose it. Also why didn't you enclose it? Fail."

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 2:43:47 PM
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He's not coming back til Thursday

Final inspection is waiting on the plumber inspection and THAT inspector said everything looks good, waiting on plumbing...

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Guide
03/05/24 2:46:05 PM
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I don't fuck the asshole inspector, I'm not a porn person

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Serious_Cat
03/05/24 2:53:23 PM
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Who specifically is saying you can't enclose it?

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boomgetchopped3
03/05/24 2:56:24 PM
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Why wont the inspector let you enclose it? If I was the homeowner I wouldnt want that exposed

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 3:24:20 PM
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Plumbing inspector says I can't, not in the plans

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DrizztLink
03/05/24 3:26:50 PM
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"yeah it looks like a starfish"

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Thud
03/05/24 3:50:13 PM
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Man....fuck this asshole, inspector ;)

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King_Rial
03/05/24 3:52:14 PM
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This Inspector sounds like a moron.

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TheGoldenEel
03/05/24 3:55:42 PM
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rip man fuck

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blistr
03/05/24 4:00:18 PM
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Why didn't he tell you everything the first time? Does he get paid for each visit on site?

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 4:45:28 PM
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blistr posted...
Why didn't he tell you everything the first time? Does he get paid for each visit on site?
You learn quick

The other inspectors are like

"yo bnui, can you do this change for me?"

"Yeah, got it right here"

"Alright, I'll pass it"


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DarkChozoGhost
03/05/24 4:55:10 PM
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Don't bend over for him

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 5:39:44 PM
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Zikten
03/05/24 5:50:54 PM
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I don't get the point of painting. He doesn't like exposed pipes but if they get painted, that magically makes it safe? An inspector shouldn't care about asthetics
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divot1338
03/05/24 5:58:15 PM
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Zikten posted...
I don't get the point of painting. He doesn't like exposed pipes but if they get painted, that magically makes it safe? An inspector shouldn't care about asthetics
I think contextually we can assume that the inspector is a fucking idiot.

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DrizztLink
03/05/24 6:00:02 PM
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divot1338 posted...
I think contextually we can assume that the inspector is a fucking idiot.
deedle deedle dee

Inspector Dumbass

deedle deedle dee hoo hoo

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Southernfatman
03/05/24 6:00:59 PM
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Seems more like an asshole than an idiot. He's being a dick on purpose.

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 6:14:21 PM
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It's all news to us, yeah. Never had this problem and I've been working on houses in this area got 10+ years at this point

I was also careful enough to not paint over any of the connectors that need to spin off so no one in the future is cursing me

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AgentCoulson
03/05/24 6:27:26 PM
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Thursday he'll come and tell you he doesn't like the color you painted the pipes.

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 6:32:43 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Thursday he'll come and tell you he doesn't like the color you painted the pipes.
Then I'll paint him black and blue

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 6:33:58 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cc6db602.jpg

All this BS is putting me behind on installing the kitchen cabinets too

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Starks
03/05/24 6:35:08 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
Then I'll paint him black and blue
You have to paint them yellow so he knows they're climbable

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Aztex
03/05/24 6:36:07 PM
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He's just trying to make easy money or he's new

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Imit8m3
03/05/24 6:45:34 PM
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a new inspector would be indicated in this case

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boomgetchopped3
03/05/24 7:20:24 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cc6db602.jpg

All this BS is putting me behind on installing the kitchen cabinets too

What role do you play in this new build? Sounds like youre wearing many hats

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Rotterdammerung
03/05/24 7:46:00 PM
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I thought this topic was going other places

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 8:03:59 PM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
What role do you play in this new build? Sounds like youre wearing many hats
In these houses, I come in after the drywall guy hangs/tapes/muds/textures (I used to do this)

Spray drywall primer
Spray 2 coats interior paint
Remove all plastic/paper leftover from drywall and paint
Lay flooring + glue cove base
Install cabinets/countertops
Install bathroom mirrors + cabinets
Install interior doors + trim
...

Well... the list goes on, but I take care of pretty much everything inside of the house

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thronedfire2
03/05/24 8:05:13 PM
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don't fuck your proctologist, that's a conflict of interest

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bnui_ransder
03/05/24 8:05:54 PM
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In the moment of anger, I regret not reading the topic title twice

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bnui_ransder
03/06/24 6:46:36 PM
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Might as well update this topic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a857a342.jpg

I set all the cabinets in except for the pantry cabinet on the right....

Because the countertops didn't arrive today.

It's easier to swing the long counter in without that one there so I have the pantry and a 30 inch cabinet to the right of the smaller window to left to install

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thronedfire2
03/06/24 7:22:55 PM
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wait so wouldn't you normally put that pump and piping inside the house if you knew you weren't allowed to build a little shed around it?

seems like it would be much noisier than it should be, but having the pump and pipes exposed like that makes no sense.

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ssjevot
03/06/24 7:28:03 PM
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They actually do have a guy inspect your butthole when you join the US military.

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bnui_ransder
03/06/24 7:33:57 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
wait so wouldn't you normally put that pump and piping inside the house if you knew you weren't allowed to build a little shed around it?

seems like it would be much noisier than it should be, but having the pump and pipes exposed like that makes no sense.
We usually build a small shed-like thing on the back side of the garage after the plumbers do their rough-in but the inspector said at that point to not build the shed AFTER all of the plumbing lines in the wall have already been run

After all of these houses, they suddenly switched the rules on us and got us caught in a catch 22 situation

And we are still going to build it, but we can only do it AFTER the inspection. So until then, any dumbass can just walk up and take it

Boss is mad and just said fuck it, whatever

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bnui_ransder
03/06/24 8:30:34 PM
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Just got a bunch of 5/8 plywood dropped off

They're out of shelving material so I'm making all of them now, I hate using table saws

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/222ad99b.jpg

Had to make six 16-inch wide boards and eight 12-inch wide boards

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doesntcare
03/06/24 8:36:47 PM
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Ripping long ass pieces is a chore at times. How do you like that finish nailer?
Also what exactly is that pump for??
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Villain_S_Fiend
03/06/24 8:39:37 PM
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bnui_ransder
03/06/24 8:44:29 PM
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doesntcare posted...
Ripping long ass pieces is a chore at times. How do you like that finish nailer?
Also what exactly is that pump for??
In this area of Hawaii, we have a water catchment tank system in placd since there is no county water systems in place. (Which I also have to put up)

The water pump system is to draw from this setup. Which reminds me, I have to cover all the exposed pipe running to the tank with sand

The finish nailer is great, haven't had any problems with it. I have the framing nailer too, THAT I have a problem with, it's too damn heavy to carry around https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1c7aecf1.jpg

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doesntcare
03/06/24 8:50:37 PM
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Thats makes sense on the pump.

Yeah i always assumed a cordless framer would be a heavy mofo. Granted i do not have to use nailers often. More hand tools, power tools, etc....
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ClayGuida
03/06/24 8:52:40 PM
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