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Crimsoness 03/04/24 3:14:04 PM #1:	Do you guys just spank it in the bathroom? <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:979184562] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Do you guys just spank it in the bathroom?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 03/04/24 3:14:47 PM #2:	Do work. Works everytime. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:979184577] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Do work. Works everytime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 03/04/24 3:15:03 PM #4:	Just push down those feelings like I do everything else, I'm a pro at that already --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:979184585] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Just push down those feelings like I do everything else, I'm a pro at that already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rosstin316 03/04/24 3:15:03 PM #3:	The amount of times ive had sex at work is not zero. --- Now Playing - Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising <cite>Rosstin316 posted [p:979184584] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>The amount of times ive had sex at work is not zero. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hereforemnant 03/04/24 3:15:14 PM #5:	I focus on a task & push it out of mind by working <cite>hereforemnant posted [p:979184590] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I focus on a task & push it out of mind by working </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 03/04/24 3:15:36 PM #6:	Just sex up your female boss in the break room --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:979184594] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Just sex up your female boss in the break room </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 03/04/24 3:16:55 PM #7:	your place of work doesn't have a dedicated bang room? --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979184628] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>your place of work doesn't have a dedicated bang room? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Block_that_Kick 03/04/24 3:17:18 PM #8:	They keep the office at my work uncomfortably cold. No way I could be in the mood in those conditions. --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:979184641] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>They keep the office at my work uncomfortably cold. No way I could be in the mood in those conditions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 03/04/24 3:17:22 PM #9:	Visit HR <cite>Spurner posted [p:979184645] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Visit HR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 03/04/24 3:17:38 PM #10:	I got a cushy hole cut out of my office chair. --- I see the world through Fibonacci sequences and double dutch <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:979184650] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I got a cushy hole cut out of my office chair. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 03/04/24 3:17:57 PM #11:	Think of something not sexy. --- Just call me Discount Dan. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:979184654] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Think of something not sexy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 03/04/24 3:18:34 PM #12:	jerk it in the designated jerking area --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:979184665] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>jerk it in the designated jerking area </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 03/04/24 3:19:44 PM #13:	The real reason return to office is stalling --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:979184696] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>The real reason return to office is stalling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 03/04/24 3:19:49 PM #14:	BucketCat posted... your place of work doesn't have a dedicated bang room? No ._. <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:979184697] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>BucketCat posted... </cite><quote>your place of work doesn't have a dedicated bang room?</quote>No ._.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 03/04/24 3:19:56 PM #15:	You should've asked that in the job interview "So, how strict are your sexual harassment policies?". --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:979184701] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>You should've asked that in the job interview "So, how strict are your sexual harassment policies?". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 03/04/24 3:20:29 PM #16:	Well I work from home, so.... --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:979184714] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Well I work from home, so.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 03/04/24 3:21:20 PM #17:	i have left work early to crank it multiple times its gotten p bad lately, hard to think when that isnt an option, i just sit there all day thinking about fucking and get no work done --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:979184727] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>i have left work early to crank it multiple times its gotten p bad lately, hard to thinkwhen that isnt an option, i just sit there all day thinking about fucking and get no work done </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 03/04/24 3:24:01 PM #19:	Depends on who Im working with Sometimes Ill give them the look they either giggle or blush its always worth it --- Go eat a pancake <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:979184774] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Depends on who Im working withSometimes Ill give them the look they either giggle or blush its always worth it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 03/04/24 3:28:48 PM #21:	https://imgur.com/a1Bigb3 <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:979184854] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/a1Bigb3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rai_Jin 03/04/24 3:32:54 PM #22:	happens next to never, and just suck it up, figuratively. <cite>Rai_Jin posted [p:979184915] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>happens next to never, and just suck it up, figuratively.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 03/04/24 3:34:13 PM #23:	https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4 --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:979184936] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 03/04/24 3:35:44 PM #24:	Ok, I have never full on cracked off during work, but I most certainly have primed the pump in my office, from time to time. <cite>Spurner posted [p:979184966] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Ok, I have never full on cracked off during work, but I most certainly have primed the pump in my office, from time to time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weeb98 03/04/24 3:39:52 PM #25:	i admit, i jerked off a couple times in the bathroom back when i still work at an office, mostly because its not so busy and im just browsing and sometimes i get horny. i wfh now so i can do it anytime i want. <cite>weeb98 posted [p:979185037] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>i admit, i jerked off a couple times in the bathroom back when i still work at an office, mostly because its not so busy and im just browsing and sometimes i get horny. i wfh now so i can do it anytime i want.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 03/04/24 3:40:21 PM #26:	have self control <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:979185047] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>have self control</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuerrillaSoldier 03/04/24 3:41:59 PM #28:	i work from home --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:979185082] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>i work from home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 03/04/24 3:58:20 PM #30:	Am I in the office or working from home? --- [teep is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco teep is a God damn genius - Zodd <cite>teep_ posted [p:979185378] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Am I in the office or working from home? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 03/04/24 4:12:41 PM #32:	modena posted... Do work. Works everytime. hereforemnant posted... I focus on a task & push it out of mind by working These. I do get the occasional fantasy from time to time, but I've never actually felt the urge to deed at work. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:979185594] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite><quote>Do work. Works everytime.</quote>hereforemnant posted... </cite><quote>I focus on a task & push it out of mind by working</quote>These. I do get the occasional fantasy from time to time, but I've never actually felt the urge to deed at work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 03/04/24 4:22:56 PM #34:	Crono's a lawyer? That's not what I expected <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:979185782] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Crono's a lawyer? That's not what I expected</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rharyx211 03/04/24 4:23:16 PM #35:	Wank it in the break room sink. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>Rharyx211 posted [p:979185789] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Wank it in the break room sink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 03/04/24 4:24:23 PM #36:	I always am.. Talk to some people, look at some stuff and then just start thinking of something else or do something to keep me busy. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:979185803] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I always am.. Talk to some people, look at some stuff and then just start thinking of something else or do something to keep me busy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 03/04/24 4:32:14 PM #38:	speak of the devil bruh 30 more min --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:979185943] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>speak of the devil bruh30 more min </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiburas 03/05/24 7:34:04 AM #39:	Dungeater posted... speak of the devil bruh 30 more min Did you make it in time <cite>Jiburas posted [p:979197070] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Dungeater posted... </cite><quote>speak of the devil bruh30 more min</quote>Did you make it in time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotterdammerung 03/05/24 7:34:53 AM #40:	ai123 posted... https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4 I came in here (lol) to post this very clip --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP They/them <cite>Rotterdammerung posted [p:979197073] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4</quote>I came in here (lol) to post this very clip </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lvaneede 03/05/24 7:43:54 AM #41:	I work in automotive retail. One of the best things is when extremely attractive women come in to the store. Often they are travellers getting oil or other stuff for their car. --- Fact: Nintendo is the best, there is no point denying it. <cite>Lvaneede posted [p:979197150] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I work in automotive retail. One of the best things is when extremely attractive women come in to the store. Often they are travellers getting oil or other stuff for their car. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 03/05/24 7:45:25 AM #42:	I work with kids. I do not get horny at work. <cite>Glob posted [p:979197162] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I work with kids. I do not get horny at work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 03/05/24 7:51:36 AM #43:	I'm surprised nobody's answered with "Just think about baseball" or "Think about batting averages". I thought that was the stereotypical way to get rid of unwanted horniness in a time and place when you can't masturbate, given how often it's appeared in pop culture. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:979197205] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I'm surprised nobody's answered with "Just think about baseball" or "Think about batting averages". I thought that was the stereotypical way to get rid of unwanted horniness in a time and place when you can't masturbate, given how often it's appeared in pop culture.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/05/24 7:52:01 AM #44:	I couldn't possibly be less horny working --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979197212] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I couldn't possibly be less horny working </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 03/05/24 7:54:55 AM #45:	>work Im European. <cite>Zwijn posted [p:979197235] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>>workIm European.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalBraveNUT 03/05/24 8:05:45 AM #46:	I .... ended up.... banging multiple co workers in the car wash room at my job(gas station) ... one hottest memories Is me and my buddy and two asian coworkers(all worked same place) met up n hung out and I had this tiny sexy girl climbing up me like mount everest and kissing my neck... while my gf was on phone with me... asking me why I wasn't at work yet lol bad bad bad --- FFBE friend ID 958,168,629 Rank 156 <cite>FinalBraveNUT posted [p:979197331] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>I .... ended up.... banging multiple co workers in the car wash room at my job(gas station) ... one hottest memories Is me and my buddy and two asian coworkers(all worked same place) met up n hung out and I had this tiny sexy girl climbing up me like mount everest and kissing my neck... while my gf was on phone with me... asking me why I wasn't at work yet lol bad bad bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 03/05/24 8:40:44 AM #47:	What do you do when you wake up? --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:979197682] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>What do you do when you wake up? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoenix 03/05/24 8:45:04 AM #48:	Crimsoness posted... Do you guys just spank it in the bathroom? I've done that a couple times but it was more boredom than horniness. Honestly surprised I didn't get horns at work last night. Chick I was working with everytime she crouched down or leaned forward while sitting she had very visible whale tail rocking. Think I did well enough to keep myself from staring. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoenix posted [p:979197723] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>Do you guys just spank it in the bathroom?</quote>I've done that a couple times but it was more boredom than horniness. Honestly surprised I didn't get horns at work last night. Chick I was working with everytime she crouched down or leaned forward while sitting she had very visible whale tail rocking. Think I did well enough to keep myself from staring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Croast59 03/07/24 8:05:33 PM #49:	Crimsoness posted... Do you guys just spank it in the bathroom? Nah. I wait until I get home and then I jerk off almost immediately. The idea of doing it at work makes me uncomfortable. --- https://vgcollect.com/Croast58 <cite>Croast59 posted [p:979247549] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>Do you guys just spank it in the bathroom?</quote>Nah. I wait until I get home and then I jerk off almost immediately. The idea of doing it at work makes me uncomfortable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pororin 03/07/24 8:06:28 PM #50:	Freddie_Mercury posted... jerk it in the designated jerking area Stop being a jerk @freddie <cite>Pororin posted [p:979247558] in What do yo... [t:80712705]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite><quote>jerk it in the designated jerking area</quote>Stop being a jerk @freddie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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