Current Events > $99,000, or a motherfucking tank.

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Trumble 03/03/24 3:45:19 AM #1:	$99,000, or a motherfucking tank. - Results (21 votes) Money 95.24% (20 votes) 20 Motherfucking tank 4.76% (1 vote) 1 The motherfucking tank is a near-fully-functional military grade tank; the weapons are disabled but everything else is functional. You cannot use the motherfucking tank to make money, it is for enjoyment or showing off only. As far as public roads are concerned, the motherfucking tank may legally be driven by you on any road you could legally drive a car on (anyone other than yourself must have whatever licence is necessary to drive a motherfucking tank). Motherfucking tank driving lessons will be provided. The motherfucking tank does not literally fuck any mothers. The money is untaxed Canada bucks and is not motherfucking in any sense, literal or otherwise. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979159057] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote> $99,000, or a motherfucking tank. - Results (21 votes) Money 95.24% (20 votes) 20 Motherfucking tank 4.76% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form The motherfucking tank is a near-fully-functional military grade tank; the weapons are disabled but everything else is functional. You cannot use the motherfucking tank to make money, it is for enjoyment or showing off only. As far as public roads are concerned, the motherfucking tank may legally be driven by you on any road you could legally drive a car on (anyone other than yourself must have whatever licence is necessary to drive a motherfucking tank). Motherfucking tank driving lessons will be provided. The motherfucking tank does not literally fuck any mothers. The money is untaxed Canada bucks and is not motherfucking in any sense, literal or otherwise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 03/03/24 3:48:10 AM #2:	Trumble posted... the weapons are disabled Boring. Gimme money. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:979159072] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>the weapons are disabled</quote>Boring. Gimme money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/03/24 3:49:00 AM #3:	lol Canadian currency --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979159075] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>lol Canadian currency </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/03/24 3:49:35 AM #4:	Hambo posted... Boring. Gimme money. I mean if you really wanted to cause some destruction, the motherfucking tank would still be pretty good at crushing things. Especially if you load the motherfucking tank into a motherfucking trebuchet. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979159081] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Boring. Gimme money.</quote>I mean if you really wanted to cause some destruction, the motherfucking tank would still be pretty good at crushing things. Especially if you load the motherfucking tank into a motherfucking trebuchet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 03/03/24 3:54:55 AM #5:	Trumble posted... I mean if you really wanted to cause some destruction, the motherfucking tank would still be pretty good at crushing things. Especially if you load the motherfucking tank into a motherfucking trebuchet. Where am I gonna get a motherfucking trebuchet? Particularly one big and strong enough to launch a motherfucking tank? Motherfuck that. You're right that it could probably crush a fair number of things I'd have used the weapons for anyway though. Still, then I'd just find myself wishing I had the 99k to help with the legal fees. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:979159113] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>I mean if you really wanted to cause some destruction, the motherfucking tank would still be pretty good at crushing things. Especially if you load the motherfucking tank into a motherfucking trebuchet.</quote>Where am I gonna get a motherfucking trebuchet? Particularly one big and strong enough to launch a motherfucking tank? Motherfuck that. You're right that it could probably crush a fair number of things I'd have used the weapons for anyway though. Still, then I'd just find myself wishing I had the 99k to help with the legal fees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/03/24 4:04:41 AM #6:	Hambo posted... Where am I gonna get a motherfucking trebuchet? Particularly one big and strong enough to launch a motherfucking tank? Motherfuck that. You're right that it could probably crush a fair number of things I'd have used the weapons for anyway though. Still, then I'd just find myself wishing I had the 99k to help with the legal fees. You could just crush the legal bill. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979159175] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Where am I gonna get a motherfucking trebuchet? Particularly one big and strong enough to launch a motherfucking tank? Motherfuck that. You're right that it could probably crush a fair number of things I'd have used the weapons for anyway though. Still, then I'd just find myself wishing I had the 99k to help with the legal fees.</quote>You could just crush the legal bill. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryvell 03/03/24 4:06:30 AM #7:	Give me the money. Tank is going to be nothing but trouble. Nowhere to park it, probably can't legally operate it, I'd have to pay to maintain it... No thanks. <cite>Ryvell posted [p:979159188] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>Give me the money. Tank is going to be nothing but trouble. Nowhere to park it, probably can't legally operate it, I'd have to pay to maintain it... No thanks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 03/03/24 4:07:07 AM #8:	Trumble posted... You could just crush the legal bill. You're so right though. @CjayC please change my vote in this poll. Thx babe. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:979159193] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>You could just crush the legal bill.</quote>You're so right though. @CjayC please change my vote in this poll. Thx babe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 03/03/24 4:20:21 AM #9:	You know how expensive it would be to take care of and maintain a tank? You think your car repairs add up. https://www.quora.com/How-much-money-does-maintaining-a-main-battle-tank-cost ~~Roughly $300 per mile.~~ --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:979159248] in $99,000, o... [t:80711448]...</cite> <quote>You know how expensive it would be to take care of and maintain a tank?You think your car repairs add up.https://www.quora.com/How-much-money-does-maintaining-a-main-battle-tank-costRoughly $300 per mile. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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