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03/02/24 12:02:28 PM
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Amocat
03/02/24 12:05:28 PM
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https://x.com/calltoactivism/status/1763649048228032840?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

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Dakimakura
03/02/24 12:06:12 PM
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X

Why da stairs woke?

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LeoRavus
03/02/24 12:07:20 PM
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And there's a big wall right next to it he could have walked across. His kind are supposed to love walls

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Foppe
03/02/24 12:07:37 PM
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Normally he got no problems walking on that flag.

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KainWind
03/02/24 12:08:28 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
And there's a big wall right next to it he could have walked across. His kind are supposed to love walls

but then he couldn't hump the handrail

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NeonOPPAl
03/02/24 12:08:42 PM
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lol I wonder if his dick felt weird after that

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AlCalavicci
03/02/24 12:09:18 PM
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I saw this yesterday and whoever reshared it said something like "This is literally the gayest thing you could have done"

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Ratchetrockon
03/02/24 12:09:49 PM
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Prob parodying this vid:

https://youtu.be/nPhoy2jOPuk?feature=shared

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LeoRavus
03/02/24 12:10:01 PM
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KainWind posted...
but then he couldn't hump the handrail

And what's he looking at whilst humping?

That's right. All that woke rainbow.

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FortuneCookie
03/02/24 12:10:04 PM
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Child: "Are the stairs hot lava?"
Manchild: "Worse than that. If you touch them, you turn gay!"
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Trepan
03/02/24 12:10:16 PM
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I thought posting x links was a naughty thing to do on game f a q (plural)
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NeonOPPAl
03/02/24 12:10:19 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...


^LOL

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FortuneCookie
03/02/24 12:11:03 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Prob parodying this vid:

https://youtu.be/nPhoy2jOPuk?feature=shared

That look the one dude gives him while effortlessly walking up the stairs. XD
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NeonOPPAl
03/02/24 12:11:35 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Prob parodying this vid:

https://youtu.be/nPhoy2jOPuk?feature=shared
Dude should probably work on his cardio first. He literally stumbled from exhaustion at the halfway point lol

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SpiritSephiroth
03/02/24 12:12:09 PM
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He just wanted an excuse to grind on it.

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Quorthon109
03/02/24 12:12:30 PM
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Yeah rub your dick and taint on the cold steel, you very very straight man

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Kai_Laguna
03/02/24 12:12:51 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

It is mostly just for humor sake, years ago there was another vid of a guy avoiding those stairs but back then the wall/terraced planter box things weren't painted so he climbed those.
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a-c-a-b
03/02/24 12:17:14 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Prob parodying this vid:

https://youtu.be/nPhoy2jOPuk?feature=shared
I love how you can totally tell that's the most exercise he's gotten in a very long time.

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FortuneCookie
03/02/24 12:20:36 PM
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The stupidity here is mind-numbing. You would think that homophobes would be inclined to walk on the stairs since they would literally be trampling upon gay pride. They could grind their heel into it. But, no, they can't touch stairs. They'll catch the Gay!!

At least now we know their Dracula's cross, their Superman's kryptonite, that thing that acts as a ward against them. Just paint everything rainbow-colored and homophobes won't go near them. Imagine being able to keep MAGAs at bay by painting a very large rainbow circle around you and everything that you want to be a part of. Like, maybe you could even make a rainbow bridge the only way to access your neighborhood.

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Seaman_Prime
03/02/24 12:25:22 PM
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Plot twist: He just didnt want to step on the flag. Truly the most woke among us
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bfslick50
03/02/24 12:30:04 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
And there's a big wall right next to it he could have walked across. His kind are supposed to love walls

That was a low easily climbable wall with a nice wide top for walking.

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Returning_CEmen
03/02/24 12:48:47 PM
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He respects them so much he cant stand to step on them

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Southernfatman
03/02/24 12:49:12 PM
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It's like little kid stuff. "If you touch the rainbow flag it turns you gay!"

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mercurydude
03/02/24 1:04:19 PM
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Maybe this particular guy is doing it as a joke, but even if so, MAGAs will do shit like this in seriousness because that's who they are and how they act. They're the true snowflakes and always have been.

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rexcrk
03/02/24 1:09:14 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



You really like her, huh?


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Jiek_Fafn
03/02/24 1:10:49 PM
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His parkour needs some work

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LeCh0nk
03/02/24 1:33:02 PM
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X link by a cold storage alt.

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Turbam
03/02/24 1:33:50 PM
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It would be funny, but he's allowed to vote

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Xatrion
03/02/24 2:05:18 PM
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Oh teh noes, can't touch anything 'woke' or else you'll be infected with the gay! Goppers are simultaneously hilarious and sad.

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SunburnCostanza
03/02/24 2:09:47 PM
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Ironically that may have been the least straight way possible to climb those stairs

I'm guessing they were just joking around rather than actual homophobia here

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NES4EVER
03/02/24 2:10:56 PM
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Cant trust stairs.

Theyre always up to something.

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Villain_S_Fiend
03/02/24 9:04:43 PM
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A guy acting like a bitch while he dangles his dick over a trans-inclusive flag is... well, it's something, I reckon.

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Dark_Arbron
03/02/24 10:10:15 PM
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Turbam posted...
It would be funny, but he's allowed to vote

Democracy hasnt aged well.

Xatrion posted...
Oh teh noes, can't touch anything 'woke' or else you'll be infected with the gay! Goppers are simultaneously hilarious and sad.

I remember gay being used as an insult in school elementary school, when I was 10 years old.

These adults never mentally outgrew that stage.

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ScazarMeltex
03/02/24 10:13:54 PM
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It must be so fucking stressful to go through life like this.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
03/02/24 10:14:22 PM
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RIP Man refuses died on the stairs shot up 97 steps

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Number090684
03/02/24 10:17:05 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
It must be so fucking stressful to go through life like this.

They are too fucking stupid to realize that everything getting better for most people amounts to likely less problems in the world. So fuck it, haters deserve the torture they bring upon themselves.
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BoyOfBattle
03/02/24 10:28:11 PM
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total chad move

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bnui_ransder
03/02/24 10:30:27 PM
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Does that mean rainbow colors can be used like a barrier

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Yazarogi
03/02/24 10:34:00 PM
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fake

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IfGodCouldDie
03/02/24 10:35:21 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Prob parodying this vid:

https://youtu.be/nPhoy2jOPuk?feature=shared
They are the same set of stairs.

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Guide
03/02/24 10:38:03 PM
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If you see me climbing those stairs, it's not because they're woke, it's because the big stairs dared to challenge me.

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