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UnfairRepresent
03/01/24 8:33:16 AM
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Money is after tax but you have to sleep with the whole hog. All 26 members.

Dutch van der Linde , Hosea, Susan Grimshaw , Arthur Morgan, Micah, Charles, Sadie, John Marston, Javier, Bill Williamson, Mac Callander , Davey Callander, Lenny, Sean, Josiah Trelawney, Reverend Swanson, Tilly, Mary-Beth , Pearson, Jenny, Abigail, Uncle, Karen, Strauss and Molly.

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This includes Jenny, Trelawny, Mac and Davey Callander.
This doesn't include assicoates like Cleet, Joe, Alden.

You don't get paid until you've done them all.

Would you do it?

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Vengeance29
03/01/24 8:39:41 AM
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For the men, how many can you give rather than receive?
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UnfairRepresent
03/01/24 10:34:39 AM
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Vengeance29 posted...
For the men, how many can you give rather than receive?
Maybe Arthur, Lenny, Hosea, Josiah, Pearson and Kirean

I don't see Micah or Dutch or Bill going for that.

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SocialistGamer
03/01/24 10:36:48 AM
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Any chance of getting diseases from it?

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Smashingpmkns
03/01/24 10:39:31 AM
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There's a few chicks in there. Can we get it done in one go

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/01/24 10:40:33 AM
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You havent thought of the smell.

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haloiscoolisbak
03/01/24 10:43:13 AM
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Am I lonely enough to fuck 20 dudes just to get the chance to fuck 5 hot girls. Maybe?

For the money I'd almost definitely do it

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bigblu89
03/01/24 11:13:15 AM
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Arthur before or after he gets tuberculosis?

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angeleyes94
03/01/24 11:14:17 AM
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Do you get breaks in between or is it non stop plowing?

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UnfairRepresent
03/01/24 11:17:25 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
Arthur before or after

Before

angeleyes94 posted...
Do you get breaks in between or is it non stop plowing?
It doesn't have to be non stop but you won't get paid until you've finished all of them

So the timescale is up to you.

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Kai_Laguna
03/01/24 11:22:49 AM
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Dutch, Hosea, Arthur, Charles, Sadie, John, Javier, Lenny, Sean, Josiah, Tilly, Mary-Beth , Pearson, Jenny, Abigail, Uncle, Karen, Strauss and Molly all make it worth it even without the money.
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The_Wheelman1
03/01/24 11:38:12 AM
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No amount of money would make me have sex with Micah. Hard pass

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/01/24 11:40:17 AM
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nah fam, i have lumbago...
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UnfairRepresent
03/01/24 1:11:25 PM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
No amount of money would make me have sex with Micah. Hard pass
Gives a new meaning to "cowpoke"

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/01/24 1:43:58 PM
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Who's the one with the black beard and plaid shirt? Not sure if it would be worth it just for him.....plus not interested in getting it on with the ladies. Strictly dickly here.

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DipDipDiver
03/01/24 1:48:52 PM
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Bill looks like he'd be a power bottom

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Ratchetrockon
03/01/24 1:55:20 PM
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I'll try

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UnfairRepresent
03/01/24 3:20:30 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Who's the one with the black beard and plaid shirt? Not sure if it would be worth it just for him.....plus not interested in getting it on with the ladies. Strictly dickly here.

Bill Williamson.

DipDipDiver posted...
Bill looks like he'd be a power bottom

He's arguably the most sadistic and aggressive member of the gang. I feel like he would either be into some really sick shit or would just pound you as hard as he could for 2 minutes and then fall asleep.

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Zergrush80
03/01/24 4:05:07 PM
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Imagine in the middle of sex and screaming LENNY!!!!!

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YellowSUV
03/01/24 7:47:59 PM
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No, I'd probably catch some old timey disease like tuberculosis.

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/24 5:23:08 PM
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TB is still around sadly

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