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Trumble 02/24/24 3:30:56 AM #1:	Which of these semi useless items would you rather have? - Results (99 votes) A drink bottle with infinite capacity but it leaks if you put anything besides 7-Up in it 22.22% (22 votes) 22 A special membership card that allows you to keep the tray whenever you dine in at McDonalds 1.01% (1 vote) 1 A compass that always points towards the nearest squirrel 12.12% (12 votes) 12 Non-retroactive trademark on the name "Kevin" 16.16% (16 votes) 16 A frying pan with a built in flashlight 5.05% (5 votes) 5 Underwear that turns red whenever a pitbull is nearby 3.03% (3 votes) 3 A pair of pants that magically adapts to the number of legs the wearer has 2.02% (2 votes) 2 A single pizza that each slice of stays hot until it has been removed from the box 10.1% (10 votes) 10 A device that lets you change the color of the President's shirt once per week 27.27% (27 votes) 27 A pen with unlimited ink but it can only be used when on a plane 1.01% (1 vote) 1 Let's see what CE thinks. --- Chicken butt. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979013924] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote> Which of these semi useless items would you rather have? - Results (99 votes) A drink bottle with infinite capacity but it leaks if you put anything besides 7-Up in it 22.22% (22 votes) 22 A special membership card that allows you to keep the tray whenever you dine in at McDonalds 1.01% (1 vote) 1 A compass that always points towards the nearest squirrel 12.12% (12 votes) 12 Non-retroactive trademark on the name "Kevin" 16.16% (16 votes) 16 A frying pan with a built in flashlight 5.05% (5 votes) 5 Underwear that turns red whenever a pitbull is nearby 3.03% (3 votes) 3 A pair of pants that magically adapts to the number of legs the wearer has 2.02% (2 votes) 2 A single pizza that each slice of stays hot until it has been removed from the box 10.1% (10 votes) 10 A device that lets you change the color of the President's shirt once per week 27.27% (27 votes) 27 A pen with unlimited ink but it can only be used when on a plane 1.01% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form Let's see what CE thinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/24/24 3:33:06 AM #2:	So basically you're gonna want this --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979013936] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>So basically you're gonna want this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/24/24 3:36:37 AM #3:	Drink bottle with infinite capacity --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gabriel Knight 1 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979013960] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Drink bottle with infinite capacity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 02/24/24 3:49:59 AM #4:	I already have a built in squirrel compass --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979014036] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>I already have a built in squirrel compass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 02/24/24 4:24:52 AM #5:	I chose pants then regretted that decision when a spider crawled into them. --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:979014237] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>I chose pants then regretted that decision when a spider crawled into them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 02/24/24 4:37:36 AM #6:	I'd have fun with the president shirt changer. Like middle of. SOTU and BAM! you're wearing magenta now, bitch! --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:979014306] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>I'd have fun with the president shirt changer.Like middle of. SOTU and BAM! you're wearing magenta now, bitch! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/24/24 4:44:00 AM #7:	if i leave the drink bottle in the ocean will water keep going into it? Could this lower the sea level? --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gabriel Knight 1 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979014345] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>if i leave the drink bottle in the ocean will water keep going into it? Could this lower the sea level? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/24/24 5:02:01 AM #8:	Ratchetrockon posted... if i leave the drink bottle in the ocean will water keep going into it? Could this lower the sea level? It would just leak back out, because sea water is not 7-Up. --- Chicken butt. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979014459] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>if i leave the drink bottle in the ocean will water keep going into it? Could this lower the sea level? </quote>It would just leak back out, because sea water is not 7-Up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
domranguay 02/24/24 5:20:51 AM #9:	Kim_Seong-a posted... I'd have fun with the president shirt changer. Like middle of. SOTU and BAM! you're wearing magenta now, bitch! https://youtu.be/uyhJcxkdQQ4 <cite>domranguay posted [p:979014604] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite><quote>I'd have fun with the president shirt changer.Like middle of. SOTU and BAM! you're wearing magenta now, bitch!</quote>https://youtu.be/uyhJcxkdQQ4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/24/24 5:21:31 AM #10:	Trumble posted... It would just leak back out, because sea water is not 7-Up. ahh ok i was hoping the leak wasnt fast enough :( --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gabriel Knight 1 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979014607] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>It would just leak back out, because sea water is not 7-Up.</quote>ahh ok i was hoping the leak wasnt fast enough :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/24/24 5:22:10 AM #11:	Nothing is actually useless. You usually just need to sell a coat if you want people to buy something from Wal Mart --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979014614] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Nothing is actually useless. You usually just need to sell a coat if you want people to buy something from Wal Mart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/24/24 5:25:02 AM #12:	PraxagoraKassan posted... Nothing is actually useless. You usually just need to sell a coat if you want people to buy something from Wal Mart what you need is a frying pan with a built in flashlight --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:979014633] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>PraxagoraKassan posted... </cite><quote>Nothing is actually useless. You usually just need to sell a coat if you want people to buy something from Wal Mart</quote>what you need is a frying pan with a built in flashlight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KajeI 02/24/24 5:28:53 AM #13:	viewmaster_pi posted... what you need is a frying pan with a built in flashlight The ultimate late night home protection tool. --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! <cite>KajeI posted [p:979014664] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite><quote>what you need is a frying pan with a built in flashlight</quote>The ultimate late night home protection tool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/24/24 5:29:24 AM #14:	viewmaster_pi posted... what you need is a frying pan with a built in flashlight I can't see where I'm going because I am a millennial joke --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979014668] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite><quote>what you need is a frying pan with a built in flashlight</quote>I can't see where I'm going because I am a millennial joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 02/24/24 6:04:47 AM #15:	Trumble posted... It would just leak back out, because sea water is not 7-Up. What if I purchase the 7-Up company and market sea water as a kind of 7-Up? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:979014974] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>It would just leak back out, because sea water is not 7-Up.</quote>What if I purchase the 7-Up company and market sea water as a kind of 7-Up? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 02/24/24 6:07:42 AM #16:	I'm sure I could sell someone a bottle of infinite 7up for a very pretty penny. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:979014997] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>I'm sure I could sell someone a bottle of infinite 7up for a very pretty penny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/24/24 11:18:44 AM #17:	jumi posted... What if I purchase the 7-Up company and market sea water as a kind of 7-Up? Tropical panic is just remember when you could vote and not have it be your whole life really --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979018086] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite><quote>What if I purchase the 7-Up company and market sea water as a kind of 7-Up?</quote>Tropical panic is just remember when you could vote and not have it be your whole life really </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 02/24/24 11:21:18 AM #18:	Pants would be nice, not for their ability but for being pants. However, the presidential shirt color changer would just be amusing. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:979018126] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Pants would be nice, not for their ability but for being pants. However, the presidential shirt color changer would just be amusing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchonKnight 02/24/24 11:24:08 AM #19:	So if i fill the magical bottle with fresh clean water and it leaks forever, I essentially have unlimited clean running water? --- {]xxxxxxxxx(&)::::;;;;;:::::::::::::::::::::;;;;::::::::::::::::> Memento Mori <cite>ArchonKnight posted [p:979018158] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>So if i fill the magical bottle with fresh clean water and it leaks forever, I essentially have unlimited clean running water? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna 02/24/24 11:25:26 AM #20:	7 up bottle seems like a great way to exploit places with free refills. Maybe not the healthiest. <cite>Kai_Laguna posted [p:979018166] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>7 up bottle seems like a great way to exploit places with free refills. Maybe not the healthiest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accolon 02/24/24 11:27:50 AM #21:	I feel like the compass could have use in a survival situation. You could always find a squirrel to eat. --- http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg <cite>Accolon posted [p:979018197] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>I feel like the compass could have use in a survival situation. You could always find a squirrel to eat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 02/24/24 11:27:53 AM #22:	That bottle is still useful depending on how quickly it leaks and how the infinite capacity works exactly. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:979018199] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>That bottle is still useful depending on how quickly it leaks and how the infinite capacity works exactly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 02/24/24 11:32:44 AM #23:	being able to turn donald trump's shirt to something like pink whenever he's at one of his rallies would be priceless indeed --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:979018263] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>being able to turn donald trump's shirt to something like pink whenever he's at one of his rallies would be priceless indeed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/24/24 11:35:30 AM #24:	Isn't the squirrel compass just called a dog? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979018289] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Isn't the squirrel compass just called a dog? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 02/24/24 11:36:31 AM #25:	Tyranthraxus posted... Isn't the squirrel compass just called a dog? Yes, and I already have one of those. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:979018301] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Isn't the squirrel compass just called a dog?</quote>Yes, and I already have one of those. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 02/24/24 1:52:28 PM #26:	Does the president one work on any national leader who technically has the title of president? Cause changing the color of whatever Putin is wearing to blue and yellow would just be amusing. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:979020076] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Does the president one work on any national leader who technically has the title of president? Cause changing the color of whatever Putin is wearing to blue and yellow would just be amusing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/24/24 2:16:11 PM #27:	Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... Does the president one work on any national leader who technically has the title of president? Cause changing the color of whatever Putin is wearing to blue and yellow would just be amusing. It works solely on the President of the United States, regardless of where you are or where you're from. --- Chicken butt. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979020421] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... </cite><quote>Does the president one work on any national leader who technically has the title of president? Cause changing the color of whatever Putin is wearing to blue and yellow would just be amusing.</quote>It works solely on the President of the United States, regardless of where you are or where you're from. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/24/24 2:18:32 PM #28:	why would a pitbull detector be useless you didnt say i had to wear em you could prolly make mad cash off that shit if it was 100% accurate <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:979020452] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>why would a pitbull detector be uselessyou didnt say i had to wear emyou could prolly make mad cash off that shit if it was 100% accurate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/24/24 2:22:09 PM #29:	I would absolutely take the infinite bottle if it worked for Sprite instead of 7up. But I took the president shirt color instead. The next time we get a president I don't like, I'm frequently changing his shirt either to green, so people can composite images/videos onto it, or changing it to something weird, like ahegao faces. --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:979020501] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>I would absolutely take the infinite bottle if it worked for Sprite instead of 7up. But I took the president shirt color instead. The next time we get a president I don't like, I'm frequently changing his shirt either to green, so people can composite images/videos onto it, or changing it to something weird, like ahegao faces. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/24/24 2:23:48 PM #30:	NoxObscuras posted... m frequently changing his shirt either to green, so people can composite images/videos onto it, or changing it to something weird, like ahegao faces. You can only change the color, so the latter wouldn't be possible (but the former would). --- Chicken butt. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979020530] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>m frequently changing his shirt either to green, so people can composite images/videos onto it, or changing it to something weird, like ahegao faces.</quote>You can only change the color, so the latter wouldn't be possible (but the former would). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/24/24 2:25:53 PM #31:	Trumble posted... You can only change the color, so the latter wouldn't be possible (but the former would). Ah that's not as fun. But still better than the other options XD --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:979020560] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>You can only change the color, so the latter wouldn't be possible (but the former would).</quote>Ah that's not as fun. But still better than the other options XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enclave 02/24/24 2:33:31 PM #34:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Yup, set that bottle to clean drinkable water and then who gives a fuck if it's leaking. Plenty you could do with it. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:979020685] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Yup, set that bottle to clean drinkable water and then who gives a fuck if it's leaking. Plenty you could do with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/24/24 2:33:49 PM #35:	ArchonKnight posted... So if i fill the magical bottle with fresh clean water and it leaks forever, I essentially have unlimited clean running water? No. You essentially have a bottle with a hole in it. --- Chicken butt. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979020690] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>ArchonKnight posted... </cite><quote>So if i fill the magical bottle with fresh clean water and it leaks forever, I essentially have unlimited clean running water?</quote>No. You essentially have a bottle with a hole in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 02/24/24 6:21:32 PM #36:	AsucaHayashi posted... being able to turn donald trump's shirt to something like pink whenever he's at one of his rallies would be priceless indeed Given that option why would you not turn it into a Pride flag? --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:979024059] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>AsucaHayashi posted... </cite><quote>being able to turn donald trump's shirt to something like pink whenever he's at one of his rallies would be priceless indeed</quote>Given that option why would you not turn it into a Pride flag? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/24/24 6:26:16 PM #37:	willythemailboy posted... Given that option why would you not turn it into a Pride flag? You can only change the color, so unless he's already wearing something striped... --- Chicken butt. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979024108] in Which of t... [t:80704650]...</cite> <quote>willythemailboy posted... </cite><quote>Given that option why would you not turn it into a Pride flag?</quote>You can only change the color, so unless he's already wearing something striped... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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