Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
---|---|
PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 8:50:01 AM #1: |
I was at a party like 14 years ago and met this girl so I looked her up on Facebook, as one does, at the party, but instead I typed her name as my status update... ahhhh jack me out Lan
--- triple down ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
pegusus123456 02/23/24 8:51:48 AM #2: |
When I was in seventh grade, my math class always started with us doing a little problem. Usually this was on the board. Well, one day, the teacher had the projection screen down covering it. So of my own accord, I walked up, pulled it down, and then let it loudly fly back up.
There was no problem on the board, she had literally been handing out worksheets when I decided to get up and do that. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 8:53:18 AM #3: |
pegusus123456 posted...
When I was in seventh grade, my math class always started with us doing a little problem. Usually this was on the board. Well, one day, the teacher had the projection screen down covering it. So of my own accord, I walked up, pulled it down, and then let it loudly fly back up.Someone in gr 7 or 8 knocked over the pizzas on pizza day --- triple down ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
TimeForAction 02/23/24 9:08:54 AM #4: |
High school biology I fell asleep. My desk mate woke me up and the teacher was asking a question but I didnt know what he said so as a clue he says its what you would give to a girl on a date. I said sperm. The whole class laughed and the teacher jokingly told me to stay away from his daughter im 40 and I still think about that ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
WrkHrdPlayHrdr 02/23/24 9:09:57 AM #5: |
Fourth grade music class the teacher had everyone doing the limbo. I farted and when I farted I also fell. It was in front of my whole class. It was embarrassing.
--- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Smackems 02/23/24 9:10:12 AM #6: |
I got real sick and diarrhea'd up like a fountain and slipped and fell in it
I was alone tho. I nearly passed out --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
HANGtheDJ_86 02/23/24 9:44:57 AM #7: |
Once was so drunk that I was convinced of the condom in my wallet being a transit card
It worked and the driver let me on the bus no problem though so maybe all the passengers who paid should be the embarrassed ones in the story --- I feel well put ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Topic List |
Page List:
1 |