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Trumble 02/11/24 4:53:34 AM #1: |
If you take the deal, an all-knowing wizard helps enforce the new law so it's very unlikely anyone will get away with breaking it. The wizard is completely honest and non-corruptible, and will intervene any time someone is falsely charged with violating this law. The money is untaxed Canada dollars.
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Guide 02/11/24 5:07:22 AM #2: |
I can get used to a bidet with the help of twenty-eight million United States of America Dollar Bills, sure.
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chris60050 02/11/24 5:08:50 AM #3: |
bidets should probably be the standard anyway
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psideresider 02/11/24 5:16:05 AM #4: |
Too easy. Could just wipe your ass for the rest of your life with 14 million 1 dollar bills and pocket the rest. Or just do the sensible thing and get a bidet like others have suggested.
Ormake a slide covered in wool and slide down it each time. I mean, what a stupid option, but the imagery made me giggle. Either way, with 28 million, and no TP, your shit is still covered. --- "Running twice as fast to stay in the same place" -Faith No More ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssjevot 02/11/24 6:35:08 AM #5: |
Other than some public toilets in remote areas here, a bidet is standard. So no great loss.
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Ricemills 02/11/24 6:38:35 AM #6: |
Take it.
Westerners should learn that cleaning with water is way better than using paper, yuck. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PurestProdigy 02/11/24 6:57:23 AM #7: |
It's illegal not impossible to get. I'm sure I'd be able to find some with $28 million.
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wannabepranksta 02/11/24 12:15:10 PM #8: |
I'll just hire a prostitute to rim me every time I poop
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__starsnostars 02/11/24 12:51:26 PM #9: |
It's time to end big toilet paper.
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The_Popo 02/11/24 12:52:47 PM #10: |
Absolutely
Humanity will find a replacement for TP (bidet or something else), and I gave $28 million. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 02/11/24 12:53:27 PM #11: |
Time to learn how to use the three shells.
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Turducken 02/11/24 12:54:22 PM #12: |
Wet wipes aren't technically toilet paper!
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