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02/02/24 11:01:48 AM
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ZannoL
02/02/24 11:20:52 AM
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https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19902190/average-male-girth/

A team of researchers has cracked the code, and they did it by analyzing data from 17 previous papers that measured the penises of 15,521 men.

Turns out, the average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches long, while the average erect penis is 5.16 inches in length, according to a study published in the British Journal of International Urology. In terms of girth, those numbers averaged 3.66 inches and 4.59 inches, respectively. In other words, the average erect girth is slightly smaller than the average cucumber, says consulting urologist at Kings College London and study author Gordon Muir, MD.

And if those digits came as a bit of a shock, its because heterosexual men tend to vastly overestimate whats considered normal. Men will usually say that eight inches is normal, explains Muir. Thats usually because theyve only ever seen another erect penis in a porn film, he says. So while having an eight-inch penis may seem common, its well above average.

Still, whether a penis is the size of a tube of toothpaste or a cucumber, it should have no bearing on how well it performs between the sheets.
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SquantoZ
02/02/24 11:22:20 AM
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lol small peen agenda article

If you aren't packing at least 10 inches, you might as well give up on ever having sex.

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refmon
02/02/24 11:23:05 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
lol small peen agenda article
Seriously, theres no way 5 inches erect is the average

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Turbam
02/02/24 11:23:45 AM
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Girth seems to be more important than length

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Damn_Underscore
02/02/24 11:24:25 AM
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So the average flaccid is a chode and the average erect is almost a chode

Interesting

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Cruciferous
02/02/24 11:24:26 AM
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Remember reading a Maxim article (yes I did read those) about how women are TERRIBLE at guessing peen size and that they overestimate all the time.

It is a maxim article so grain of salt but lol ever since then I feel much more confident in my erect size

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ZannoL
02/02/24 11:24:43 AM
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If this topic will prove anything, its that guys watch waaaay too much porn. Their sense of reality has been warped to the max.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yes.
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ssb_yunglink2
02/02/24 11:24:43 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
lol small peen agenda article

If you aren't packing at least 10 inches, you might as well give up on ever having sex.
nah if you dont have the subway footlong then just become a monk or something

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SquantoZ
02/02/24 11:25:27 AM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
nah if you dont have the subway footlong then just become a monk or something

stop shaming me for having an average 10 incher

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DKBananaSlamma
02/02/24 11:26:10 AM
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Man, good thing my dick is like 17 inches. lmao @ anyone with a dick under 16 inches

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Damn_Underscore
02/02/24 11:27:11 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Man, good thing my dick is like 17 inches. lmao @ anyone with a dick under 16 inches

This would be bad actually. Any time you had sex you would be practicing social distancing

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DKBananaSlamma
02/02/24 11:28:10 AM
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Then that would decrease covid if everyone had rhino dicks. What's the downside?

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ssb_yunglink2
02/02/24 11:29:10 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
stop shaming me for having an average 10 incher
nah man sorry to say, but 12 inches is actually the shortest possible size where girls with have sex with you. Average is actually 20 inches

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NoxObscuras
02/02/24 11:30:15 AM
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Do most men really overestimate the average? I thought it was common knowledge now that 5 inches was average

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Jerry_Hellyeah
02/02/24 11:33:31 AM
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I always crack up at the "there's no way that's the average!" comments that always pop up, like, how big is your sample size there bud

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EndOfDiscOne
02/02/24 11:35:14 AM
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ZannoL posted...
slightly smaller than the average cucumber,

I was feeling better about myself until this part. Mine's way thinner than a cucumber.

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Garioshi
02/02/24 11:39:26 AM
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If you get above 6", it's going to move into painful territory for a lot of women. Getting hit in the cervix results in debilitating cramps not unlike getting hit in the balls.

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Questionmarktarius
02/02/24 11:39:40 AM
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Bass
02/02/24 11:40:28 AM
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ZannoL posted...
Men will usually say that eight inches is normal, explains Muir
The fuck? Who honestly believes that?

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famfam
02/02/24 11:40:38 AM
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refmon posted...
Seriously, theres no way 5 inches erect is the average

what is this assertion based off of?
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famfam
02/02/24 11:41:15 AM
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Bass posted...
The fuck? Who honestly believes that?

refmon posted...
Seriously, theres no way 5 inches erect is the average

^ people like this
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Squall28
02/02/24 11:48:52 AM
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Guys always add an inch for some stupid reason. Doesn't matter if it's height or other areas.

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Questionmarktarius
02/02/24 11:50:27 AM
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If you want your dick to look bigger, lose some weight. Big ol' beer-gut tends to overshadow it, literally.
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EndOfDiscOne
02/02/24 11:50:40 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

True, most women have no idea the length of their partner's member. I've only been accused of one woman of having a large D. And she just happened to be one who was obsessed with me. If you please her, she's going to assume it's big.

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DKBananaSlamma
02/02/24 11:50:54 AM
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Trimming your pubes also helps

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masterpug53
02/02/24 11:52:13 AM
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It's not often I find myself simultaneously below average and above average.

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FortuneCookie
02/02/24 11:59:48 AM
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Oh, man. That's good news. I was feeling insecure that my measly eight inches weren't enough.

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bigblu89
02/02/24 12:12:45 PM
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Turbam posted...
Girth seems to be more important than length

If you have the right partner, taste is more important than size.

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DnDer
02/02/24 12:13:35 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
If you have the right partner, taste is more important than size.

That's what the pineapples are for.

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Raikuro
02/02/24 12:18:23 PM
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Even porn can't get sizes right. The guy can be sporting a clear 7 inches and everyone will call it 10+.
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Barber102
02/02/24 12:23:57 PM
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Even when i was a teenager it was common knowledge that the average male is 5 inches. Why am I not surprised common knowledge has evaded the tide pod eating generation.

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Westernwolf4
02/02/24 12:28:32 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9001e376.jpg

I checked in just to make sure this had been posted, and I was not disappointed. Well done.


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willythemailboy
02/02/24 12:46:35 PM
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Garioshi posted...
If you get above 6", it's going to move into painful territory for a lot of women. Getting hit in the cervix results in debilitating cramps not unlike getting hit in the balls.
I remember watching a video of a porn star holding up toys for size comparison and giving her opinion on each. IIRC she called 8 inches too big, 10 inches a no-go for her, and 12 inches a crime against humanity.

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AdrianBeterson
02/02/24 12:55:04 PM
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Im 6 inches, but my girlfriend thinks its 8-9 inches. I chuckle and let her think that, but its anecdotal proof that people are terrible at estimating size.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/02/24 1:03:25 PM
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I've asked this question many times:
What is the universal measurement method for dicks? Let's stop pretending like there is one. Some motherfuckers out here measuring all the way back from their taint. That doesn't even get into the rules you'd need to agree upon for measuring a flaccid penis. Those are insanely more complex.

Also, why would anyone bother to measure the size of a flaccid penis? It's a waste of time that no one has any interest in. They could've spent that time creating a universal dick measuring device but instead they chose to measure the most useless of all forms of dick. This is like measuring base Goku's power level when he can go SSB.

It's like these dick scientists never even handled their own, let alone hundreds of other dicks needed for a study like this. I don't trust these findings at all.

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DKBananaSlamma
02/02/24 1:56:46 PM
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I always assumed measured from the base of the cock to the tip. It's the most logical

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ZannoL
02/02/24 2:17:20 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I always assumed measured from the base of the cock to the tip. It's the most logical

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HylianFox
02/02/24 2:21:11 PM
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Remember, 5 inches is the AVERAGE penis size.

That means half of all men have penises bigger than 5 inches, and the other have smaller than 5 inches.

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Questionmarktarius
02/02/24 2:22:38 PM
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HylianFox posted...
That means half of all men have penises bigger than 5 inches, and the other have smaller than 5 inches.
If it's a bell curve, I pity the inverse-Mandingo.
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SHRlKE
02/02/24 2:23:26 PM
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5.16 might be the modal average but iirc more people have a penis bigger than 5.16 than smaller.

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SHRlKE
02/02/24 2:23:50 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I always assumed measured from the base of the cock to the tip. It's the most logical

Is it not from the balls?

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Sir_Will
02/02/24 2:52:19 PM
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However, its safe to say that gay men have a better idea of what the average penis size is compared to heterosexual men, and may not be too concerned if a partner is, well, simply average.
I'm skeptical of that.

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Mizznox
02/02/24 3:10:34 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I've asked this question many times:
What is the universal measurement method for dicks?
"Bone-pressed" on the top side. Basically, the ruler would be on top of the D, pressed in towards the pubic bone a bit. Random dudes measuring themselves might do it from the side or bottom to make it sound longer, but AFAIK that's the standard for studies.

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vycebrand2
02/02/24 3:26:25 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Trimming your pubes also helps
Losing weight too

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