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Block_that_Kick
11/15/23 7:48:17 PM
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And by that I mean Bud Light only about eight times more expensive.

Also, it ships in 30 days after ordering. And I thought lead times at my company were bad.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f407119b.jpg

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Dakimakura
11/15/23 7:49:17 PM
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ur mom

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CE_gonna_CE
11/15/23 7:50:06 PM
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No thanks Im good

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C0RNISHACID
11/15/23 7:50:34 PM
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gross!

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A_Good_Boy
11/15/23 7:50:48 PM
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Who the fuck would waste their time and money brewing a fucking 4% beer? That's just bread juice for racists.

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Freddie_Mercury
11/15/23 7:52:18 PM
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>4%

snowflake beer

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modena
11/15/23 7:53:24 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Who the fuck would waste their time and money brewing a fucking 4% beer? That's just bread juice for racists.
Oklahoma could only sell 3.2% when I was stationed there lol.

This looks like something made for a parody, of some guy sitting in a kiddie pool in the front yard.

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MC_BatCommander
11/15/23 8:12:30 PM
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20 bucks, the far right really loves their grift don't they

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ItsNotA2Mer
11/15/23 8:13:42 PM
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Did Kid Rock piss in it? They'll pay triple for that!

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Unknown5uspect
11/15/23 8:15:08 PM
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Imagine paying $20 for a 6 pack that wouldn't get you drunk even if you shotgunned them all back to back.

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Phoro
11/15/23 8:17:07 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Imagine paying $20 for a 6 pack that wouldn't get you drunk even if you shotgunned them all back to back.

But think of the high those imaginary liberal tears will give you!!

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Irony
11/15/23 8:18:08 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Imagine paying $20 for a 6 pack that wouldn't get you drunk even if you shotgunned them all back to back.
I mean I could get drunk off of that if I weighed 110lb, was female, and didn't eat anything all day

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Crazyman93
11/15/23 8:18:51 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Who the fuck would waste their time and money brewing a fucking 4% beer? That's just bread juice for racists.
It's only a waste of time if they don't make a profit off of it. And some of the anti-woke crowd is absolutely dumb enough that they'll make a profit.

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HylianFox
11/15/23 8:20:30 PM
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So hilariously insecure

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Turbam
11/15/23 8:22:03 PM
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Oh, I thought that you meant that it was woke and free

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HylianFox
11/15/23 8:54:52 PM
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Turbam posted...
Oh, I thought that you meant that it was woke and free

That's free woke beer

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Strider102
11/15/23 8:58:03 PM
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I hear every sip decreases your IQ by 20 points.

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HylianFox
11/15/23 8:59:00 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I hear every sip decreases your IQ by 20 points.

They have no IQ to lose

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ghettoraider81
11/15/23 9:01:14 PM
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Nice flag of Liberia they have there on the can.

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ForsakenHermit
11/15/23 9:05:57 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
Nice flag of Liberia they have there on the can.
It's more like the bastard offspring of the Liberian flag and the Texas flag.

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NoxObscuras
11/15/23 9:06:39 PM
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lmao I remember when they first advertised that stupid beer. If I saw that a few years ago, I would have 100% believed it was making fun of conservatives... Not now though

https://youtu.be/KUokwmZcFMM?si=jQZ8tGDI9Y4cXD-C

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mybbqrules
11/15/23 9:46:23 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
20 bucks, the far right really loves their grift don't they
Grifting relies on a steady supply of morons.

Soooooooooooo *gestures vaugely at the American right wing*

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C_Pain
11/15/23 9:48:38 PM
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This grift is respectable since it doesn't even involve rhetoric.

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Ratchetrockon
11/15/23 9:50:27 PM
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wtf

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Waxitron_Gazer
11/15/23 9:57:14 PM
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$5 this is being contract brewed by some company that has at one point or another supported something "woke", if even just to save face in order to keep stock prices up.

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ProfessorKukui
11/15/23 10:11:39 PM
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bud lite with extra steps

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Guide
11/15/23 10:12:15 PM
#29:


I thought you meant free beer that was woke

I'll take free beer, even if it's an IPA.

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TheOtherMike
11/15/23 10:18:20 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
https://youtu.be/KUokwmZcFMM?si=jQZ8tGDI9Y4cXD-C

Lmao what a fucking crybaby.

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Kim_Seong-a
11/15/23 10:20:04 PM
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Considering that food safety regulations are considered "woke" I'll pass on this.

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Daremo
11/15/23 10:26:34 PM
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On the one hand I think this is genius and wish I had thought of it.

On the other hand, I know I'm not really a grifter, and would definitely feel bad about taking advantage of the kind of idiots who would buy such a thing.

Yes, even though they're 'that' kind of idiot.

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itcheyness
11/15/23 10:27:11 PM
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Nah, I'm good. I'm all full up from this woke beer.

https://minocquabrewingcompany.thirstie.com/

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Guide
11/15/23 10:31:19 PM
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itcheyness posted...
Nah, I'm good. I'm all full up from this woke beer.

https://minocquabrewingcompany.thirstie.com/

doesn't ship to my state :c

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Zero_Destroyer
11/15/23 10:31:54 PM
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4% lol

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SaikyoStyle
11/15/23 10:34:49 PM
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*Laughs in craft*

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Crushed515151
11/15/23 10:35:58 PM
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Damn, I thought you meant woke, free beer

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leafsRULE
11/15/23 10:38:55 PM
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read as woke free beer not woke-free beer

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