Current Events > Xbox introduces special edition Wonka Xbox Series X with edible controller

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Hayame_Zero
11/13/23 9:20:20 AM
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https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2023/11/13/xbox-wonka-chocolate-controller/

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Irony
11/13/23 9:21:21 AM
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Why

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Flauros
11/13/23 9:23:36 AM
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I bet there is at least a handful of people that have a fetish for willy wonka.

like, the hottest possible thing that they can imagine is willy rubbing their entire body with chocolate and putting lollipops in their mouth while oompa loompas sing romantic songs or something.

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Jagr_68
11/13/23 9:24:20 AM
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How does small indie game underdog developer Microsoft afford making all these special Xboxes 98% of the world couldn't care for?


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mach25687
11/13/23 9:24:51 AM
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Irony posted...
Why


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rexcrk
11/13/23 9:27:40 AM
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Thats actually awesome lol. A chocolate bar-themed game console.

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Thompson
11/13/23 9:33:01 AM
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Flauros posted...
I bet there is at least a handful of people that have a fetish for willy wonka.

like, the hottest possible thing that they can imagine is willy rubbing their entire body with chocolate and putting lollipops in their mouth while oompa loompas sing romantic songs or something.
Which is kind of tame compared to the countless people who developed an inflation fetish after seeing a little girl turn into a blue sphere.

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Plumeofdusk
11/13/23 9:35:14 AM
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at least this is nice for when you get so mad at a game you feel like biting something. you can just take a bite out of your controller :v
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Raikuro
11/13/23 9:39:50 AM
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Unless you can actually play a game with it before it melts it's not an "edible controller". It's just a controller-shaped piece of chocolate. It's like referring to Easter candy as edible rabbits and baby chicks.
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Hayame_Zero
11/13/23 1:43:05 PM
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The console is not edible, but that wouldn't stop me from licking it.

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viewmaster_pi
11/13/23 1:44:04 PM
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i wish Xbox put a quarter of the effort they put into controllers and special edition consoles into their exclusives

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ViewtifulJoe
11/13/23 1:46:34 PM
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Come on Coach
Maybe the controller
Maybe it's made of Chocolate

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