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UnfairRepresent
11/12/23 2:02:12 PM
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She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to personality to career.

Except for the fact she has an ardent attraction to Gordon Ramsay and gets turned on watching his shows.

She wants you to wear a chefs costume/blond wig and scream with expletives in a bad British accent about how bad her cooking is and call her a donkey while you fuck.

She'll be increasingly disappointed if you refuse.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4af1963d.jpg

Inverse to male if that way inclined

Would you date her?

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K181
11/12/23 2:05:25 PM
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Does Guy Fieri do anything for her?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/12/23 2:05:26 PM
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BRB, making dinner reservations at Hell's Kitchen for our first date.

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Southernfatman
11/12/23 2:05:33 PM
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This sex is raw!

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UnfairRepresent
11/12/23 2:08:47 PM
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K181 posted...
Does Guy Fieri do anything for her?
I imagine it's like making people who love BDSM watch 50 Shades of Gray

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chaos_knight
11/12/23 2:09:40 PM
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You aren't going fast enough!

DONKEY!

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Unsuprised_Pika
11/12/23 2:11:15 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
BRB, making dinner reservations at Hell's Kitchen for our first date.

Aiming for a threesome?

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FortuneCookie
11/12/23 2:13:29 PM
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me: "Tell me, babe. I'm hung like a..."

her: "DONKEY!"

me: ;)
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chaos_knight
11/12/23 2:14:06 PM
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I'm shutting down my pussy! I've had enough! Go and nominate one of two balls for elimination!

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Forty_Niners
11/12/23 2:14:53 PM
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So she doesn't like it raw?

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/23 2:16:00 PM
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Done, I watch a lot of his stuff anyway.

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UnfairRepresent
11/12/23 3:10:37 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Done, I watch a lot of his stuff anyway.
Are you aroused by it tho?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/12/23 4:33:06 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Aiming for a threesome?

No, Gordon Ramsey has dozens of restaurants and the odds that GR would be at Hell's Kitchen (DC) personally on any given night is scant. Also just because this otherwise perfect man is into GR, doesn't mean GR is into him for a threesome.

This is just a date location we would both enjoy, and given his unusually high income, we can afford it as a regular date spot.

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Jiek_Fafn
11/12/23 4:36:35 PM
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No ty
Gordon's wife just had another baby yesterday. Dude is clearly able to impregnate women with just a glance. I don't want to raise another man's son.

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mybbqrules
11/12/23 6:26:09 PM
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Me batting her hands away when I'm about to finish: "Leave it, just leaaaave iiiiit! You're gonna blow a fireball in your face you fuckin' donkeeeeey!"

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MrResetti
11/12/23 6:28:55 PM
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"I'm swimming in grease"
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UnfairRepresent
11/13/23 6:17:58 AM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...


No, Gordon Ramsey has dozens of restaurants and the odds that GR would be at Hell's Kitchen (DC) personally on any given night is scant. Also just because this otherwise perfect man is into GR, doesn't mean GR is into him for a threesome.

This is just a date location we would both enjoy, and given his unusually high income, we can afford it as a regular date spot.
How does HK work, do you have to make resvervations?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/13/23 6:37:12 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How does HK work, do you have to make resvervations?

It's a restaurant where you might easily spend $100 per person before drinks, tax, or tip; that's out of my price range so I haven't been. I don't know if walk-in tables would have a chance in Hell's Kitchen, but if I were arranging a date I would make reservations just to be sure.

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UnfairRepresent
11/13/23 3:04:10 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
It's a restaurant where you might easily spend $100 per person before drinks, tax, or tip; that's out of my price range so I haven't been. I don't know if walk-in tables would have a chance in Hell's Kitchen, but if I were arranging a date I would make reservations just to be sure.
I didn't even know it was a normal active resturant

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/13/23 3:06:17 PM
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so she gets turned on by aging british chefs who yell and insult a lot?

eh, i've heard of weirder fetishes... lol
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Hejiru
11/13/23 3:07:40 PM
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We have so much in common

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/13/23 5:32:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I didn't even know it was a normal active resturant

It's a chain present in several major cities in the US.

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Zakawer3
11/13/23 5:34:21 PM
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Considering Gordon Ramsay is such a legend, I don't think I have any objections.

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nocturnal_traveler
11/13/23 6:43:47 PM
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Sure. I can think of stranger.

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InTheEyesOfFire
11/13/23 6:57:52 PM
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After going down on her*

Its fucking raw!

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