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UnfairRepresent
11/06/23 8:47:54 AM
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Money is after tax but if you take it then 92% of women will become lesbians. 5% will become bisexual. 2.5% Hetrosexual and 0.5% asexual.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4bfc400b.jpg

This effect is global and potentially will include you if female.

Would you take it?

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
11/06/23 8:49:54 AM
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Wouldn't taking this deal be the end of humanity? Can a species support itself if only 7.5 percent of the population has babies?

Or will the women start using artificial insemination and stuff?

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Prismsblade
11/06/23 8:54:25 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Wouldn't taking this deal be the end of humanity? Can a species support itself if only 7.5 percent of the population has babies?

Or will the women start using artificial insemination and stuff?
A society that like that would end so but also get pretty grim dark admittedly if most men cant get a girl or even just sex anymore.

So thats a hard no for me.

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chaos_knight
11/06/23 8:55:18 AM
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So you're saying there's a chance...

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Turbam
11/06/23 8:57:02 AM
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I imagine that would just lead to a lot more rape
So, nah

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LeoRavus
11/06/23 8:58:13 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Wouldn't taking this deal be the end of humanity? Can a species support itself if only 7.5 percent of the population has babies?

Or will the women start using artificial insemination and stuff?

Lesbians have babies now

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VeggetaX
11/06/23 8:59:39 AM
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Yes I'll take the money

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Master_Kazuya
11/06/23 8:59:52 AM
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So my chances aren't effected but now I have money to live my life? Word


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variasuite
11/06/23 9:03:31 AM
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Like all of these... money, please.

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chaos_knight
11/06/23 9:04:20 AM
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Also with close to $10 million, you'll find one of those 8% of girls who still like guys and will date you hard.

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NeonTentacles
11/06/23 9:30:59 AM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
So my chances aren't effected but now I have money to live my life? Word


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ReiRei89
11/06/23 9:33:38 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Wouldn't taking this deal be the end of humanity? Can a species support itself if only 7.5 percent of the population has babies?

Or will the women start using artificial insemination and stuff?
Lesbians have babies.......

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variasuite
11/06/23 9:35:09 AM
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https://imgur.com/lFRqB11

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CSCA33
11/06/23 10:19:08 AM
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Heres your new word of the day, its lesbophobic.

Lesbophobia comprises various forms of prejudice and negativity towards lesbians as individuals, as couples, as a social group, or lesbianism in general.

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texanfan27
11/06/23 10:22:14 AM
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Most men become sperm donors and the population decreases a lot slower.

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mystic_belmont
11/06/23 10:29:18 AM
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Money please!

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JuanCarlos1
11/06/23 10:35:25 AM
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Well youll have the money to attract the remaining hetero women

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Solution_45
11/06/23 10:36:27 AM
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where money
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Xenogears15
11/06/23 10:37:06 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
A society that like that would end so but also get pretty grim dark admittedly if most men cant get a girl or even just sex anymore.

So thats a hard no for me.

This. An overabundance of sexually frustrated males is one main drivers of fascism. This kind of deal would all but guarantee that we'd see a suped grimdark future with much killing and little joy.

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UnfairRepresent
11/06/23 3:01:06 PM
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Xenogears15 posted...
This. An overabundance of sexually frustrated males is one main drivers of fascism. This kind of deal would all but guarantee that we'd see a suped grimdark future with much killing and little joy.
And yet nearly all of CE is taking the money

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Crimsoness
11/06/23 3:01:26 PM
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lol absolutely

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Guide
11/07/23 11:56:22 AM
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Not only does this make for grimdark societal issues, but I really don't want my girlfriend to be a lesbian!

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LSGW_Zephyra
11/07/23 12:05:55 PM
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That would sure make finding a girlfriend easier! I don't see the downside!

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Villain_S_Fiend
11/07/23 12:18:36 PM
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lol @ the "don't frustrate men or the world will end" posts. Weak-ass dudes who can't handle society not continuing to coddle them are pathetic. Artificial insemination is a thing, and women who want to have children don't automatically stop wanting to have them when they realize they're attracted to women. Also, pre-op trans women can still produce sperm.

I'll take the money for sure - I'm not looking to procreate. Plus, I'm pansexual and there are plenty of thoughtful, fun, and pretty guys in the world.

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Vokrent
11/07/23 12:22:23 PM
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money money money money

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Guide
11/07/23 12:25:32 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
lol @ the "don't frustrate men or the world will end" posts. Weak-ass dudes who can't handle society not continuing to coddle them are pathetic.

You're confusing a weak mindset with weak output. You don't need to be stable to get a bunch of guys with weapons together. Kind of an ongoing major issue with humanity.

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Offworlder1
11/07/23 12:35:27 PM
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Either the world would start going extinct or "rape culture" would be a new thing for most of the world. The implications are horrific either way.

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11/07/23 12:36:25 PM
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This topic took a dark turn.

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EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/23 1:11:25 PM
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This would make a very Children of Men-esque society.

But this money would catapault me into the top .1 percent of income earners. With the clear opportunity and headstart to make a lot more.

Yeesh.

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NoxObscuras
11/07/23 1:19:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
And yet nearly all of CE is taking the money
Well yeah. There's already a few "it wouldn't effect me anyway" posts that are only looking at it from their own perspective.

This one is definitely a no for me.

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Toonstrack
11/07/23 1:26:25 PM
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So 8 percent of women is what... 10 million? I mean those aren't TERRIBLE odds

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Garreyn
11/07/23 1:42:48 PM
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I'd take it. With that much money I'd easily find some hot enough gold digger to make it to the end with. Assuming I'd even want to put up with them. With that much money I'm set with entertainment and hobbies for life.

Doing something like this would cause a lot of resources to focus more on fixing the population crisis through science, so that'd be a nonfactor after some years. It'd also make for a larger push for AI and robotic workers, so, most of my fast food orders will be done faster and better.

Not really seeing too big of a problem with this tbh.

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bigblu89
11/07/23 1:50:45 PM
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Can I delay the payment until after I find out if my wife is part of the 92%?

That way she won't be entitle to any of it if she leaves me for another woman.

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boomgetchopped3
11/07/23 1:54:00 PM
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Yes. Id just fap if I had to
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Solar_Crimson
11/07/23 1:56:48 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Wouldn't taking this deal be the end of humanity? Can a species support itself if only 7.5 percent of the population has babies?

Or will the women start using artificial insemination and stuff?
Lesbians can still birth children.

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Solar_Crimson
11/07/23 2:01:27 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
lol @ the "don't frustrate men or the world will end" posts. Weak-ass dudes who can't handle society not continuing to coddle them are pathetic.
Even if they are mentally weak, they would still have the socioeconomic power to pull it off, and our society looks out for the interests of men primarily.

Toonstrack posted...
So 8 percent of women is what... 10 million? I mean those aren't TERRIBLE odds
Well, roughly there are around 4 billion female humans living on Earth, and 8% of that is 320,000,000.

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UnfairRepresent
11/07/23 4:53:17 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Can I delay the payment until after I find out if my wife is part of the 92%?

That way she won't be entitle to any of it if she leaves me for another woman.
no

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Trevorkkho
11/07/23 5:00:09 PM
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CE went from having poor and 0% chance to richer and have a chance. :D

If population stays the same, society will be permanently changed and could lead to war or really dark outcome, money or not.

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UnfairRepresent
11/08/23 5:12:28 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You know you're included in this dice roll too right?

You might end up hetrosexual in this new world

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