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VGAddict90
11/04/23 8:11:59 AM
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https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/1/2202996/-Speaker-Mike-Johnson-reports-no-bank-accounts-on-his-House-disclosure-forms

Totally not suspicious, guys.
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Irony
11/04/23 8:12:46 AM
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Probably why he wants to defund the IRS

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/04/23 8:21:23 AM
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Surely he also has hundreds of thousand of dollars in cash and gold bars (the value of which he has done online searches for) because he also does not trust the stability of the US financial system.

Like any patriotic congressperson would.

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VGAddict90
11/04/23 8:24:06 AM
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Why aren't we auditing Johnson?
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Tora_Sami
11/04/23 8:25:28 AM
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That is beyond suspicious as fuck.

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Tanthalas
11/04/23 8:34:31 AM
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So when he receives his paycheck he just goes to the bank and gets it all in cash? Does he keep his money under the mattress or something?

His bank account is probably just in his wife's name.

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hockeybub89
11/04/23 8:35:09 AM
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GOP: "Yeah but do we know where all of Hunter Biden's money is?"

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LearntoRead
11/04/23 9:06:35 AM
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Is it too conspiratorial to think this is suspect? I just worry that I've mostly seem this story on twitter and click wait news sites.

Yet, even saying that to imagine a politician with shady finances is hardly a stretch.
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ANort175
11/04/23 9:07:47 AM
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Check out the balls on this johnson.

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BlueTigerLion
11/04/23 9:11:59 AM
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I never got how once GOP politician gets into power all of a sudden all this dirt is released. Wouldn't it have been better to release this info in primary to not have them elected in first place.

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Xatrion
11/04/23 9:15:07 AM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
I never got how once GOP politician gets into power all of a sudden all this dirt is released. Wouldn't it have been better to release this info in primary to not have them elected in first place.

The gop functions on a "Fuck you, got mine" mentality. They'll promise you anything you want to hear, then when they're elected, they do whatever they want.

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Xenogears15
11/04/23 9:15:08 AM
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Wait wtf

How does someone do that and function in the modern day economy without being a luddite?

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mustang93
11/04/23 9:17:56 AM
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This guy is creepy and evil and also a representation of what right wing nuts think is ideal.
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Southernfatman
11/04/23 9:19:28 AM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
I never got how once GOP politician gets into power all of a sudden all this dirt is released. Wouldn't it have been better to release this info in primary to not have them elected in first place.

I agree, but really it wouldn't make much difference. Those who recognize how shady this is would have then and conservatives are fine with the rich doing shady financial things, not paying taxes, and exploiting everyone else. They deny it in public, but deep down they accept it because rich people and Republican politicians are their "betters".

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whitelytning
11/04/23 9:26:25 AM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
I never got how once GOP politician gets into power all of a sudden all this dirt is released. Wouldn't it have been better to release this info in primary to not have them elected in first place.


There is a lot more attention on him as an unexpected house speaker than as a random bible thumping nutcase candidate from Louisiana.

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Agonized_rufous
11/04/23 9:27:44 AM
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Maybe he truly understands the struggle that the black community goes through

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MabusIncarnate
11/04/23 9:31:27 AM
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6000 years ago no one needed bank accounts because Jesus didn't build Earth yet.

These are the people running our nation.

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boomgetchopped3
11/04/23 9:34:08 AM
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And what happens to him if hes found not disclosing accounts he most certainly has? Im guessing a slap on the wrist.
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Robot2600
11/04/23 9:45:10 AM
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what a fucking joke. no one believes he doesnt have a bank account.

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Doom_Art
11/04/23 9:58:45 AM
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House Speaker Nick Miller

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VGAddict90
11/04/23 10:01:01 AM
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No, really, why isn't he being investigated/audited?

I'm so tired of Democrats being spineless.
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Doom_Art
11/04/23 10:04:48 AM
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VGAddict90 posted...
No, really, why isn't he being investigated/audited?

I'm so tired of Democrats being spineless.
What would Democrats, the minority party in the House, do?

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Heineken14
11/04/23 10:15:48 AM
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VGAddict90 posted...
No, really, why isn't he being investigated/audited?

I'm so tired of Democrats being spineless.


That's right. You go in there and you make it about Democrats!

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Alteres
11/04/23 10:42:39 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
That's right. You go in there and you make it about Democrats!
But how many bank accounts does Mike Hunt have?

Surely hes a democrat!

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Forty_Niners
11/04/23 10:43:59 AM
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So they pay him cash? Doubtful. That should require a full investigation.

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TheMikh
11/04/23 10:53:03 AM
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Tanthalas posted...
So when he receives his paycheck he just goes to the bank and gets it all in cash? Does he keep his money under the mattress or something?
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RobertMuldoon
11/04/23 10:58:33 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
What would Democrats, the minority party in the House, do?

Heineken14 posted...
That's right. You go in there and you make it about Democrats!

While TC here has a gimmick of constantly bashing Democrats, right or wrong, isn't there a case of some blame to be made towards them for not being aggressive enough on calling this out, being too soft on Republicans in general for years, and Biden making a super weak appointment of the DOJ in regards to Merrick Garland?
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BearlyWilling
11/04/23 11:35:11 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
House Speaker Nick Miller



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Notti
11/07/23 5:24:09 AM
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Probably has it all in gold.

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Cuticrusader09
11/07/23 5:31:32 AM
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Tanthalas posted...


His bank account is probably just in his wife's name.

No way a GOP member would let a woman have the money in her name so she could walk away with it all if he pissed her off.

He probably has a trust set up. So while he can control the money none is technically in his name.
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DnDer
11/07/23 5:40:43 AM
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This man has no bank accounts in the same way Clarence Thomas has no Nazis bankrolling his SCOTUS decisions.

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Mew
11/07/23 5:42:31 AM
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No fucking shot

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darkace77450
11/07/23 8:29:02 AM
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DnDer posted...
This man has no bank accounts in the same way Clarence Thomas has no Nazis bankrolling his SCOTUS decisions.

What if he's so deep in the Christian end-times doomsaying he's sure the government is going to freeze accounts and force the mark of the beast on people sooner than later?
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LightHawKnight
11/07/23 8:30:22 AM
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So this guy not only has no bank accounts, but also apparently uses an app that records his porn usage?

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Alucard188
11/07/23 8:31:22 AM
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What need ye of personal wealth when you hold the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal chequebook?

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darkace77450
11/07/23 8:34:32 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
What need ye of personal wealth when you hold the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal chequebook?

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Ricemills
11/07/23 8:35:47 AM
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Wouldn't be surprised if he ended up saying "I don't have bank account because banks are controlled by them".

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
11/07/23 8:38:04 AM
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Just to have it said here, you don't need to list every single bank account. It's likely that he doesn't have 5000 dollars in his bank account.

House Ethics Committee filing guidelines state that members must disclose bank accounts they have at every financial institution, as long as the account holds at least $1,000 and the combined value of all accountsincluding those belonging to their spouse and dependent childrenexceeds $5,000.

I'm not saying there isn't the potential for it to be shady, it very well could be. But there are realistic explanations as to why.

Of course, its unlikely Johnson doesnt actually have a bank account. Whats more likely is Johnson lives paycheck to paycheckso much so that he doesnt have enough money in his bank account to trigger the checking account disclosure rules for members of Congress.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/does-new-speaker-of-the-house-mike-johnson-have-a-bank-account

And the source is The Daily Beast which has a left lean.

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Alucard188
11/07/23 9:09:29 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Just to have it said here, you don't need to list every single bank account. It's likely that he doesn't have 5000 dollars in his bank account.

I'm not saying there isn't the potential for it to be shady, it very well could be. But there are realistic explanations as to why.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/does-new-speaker-of-the-house-mike-johnson-have-a-bank-account

And the source is The Daily Beast which has a left lean.

I have a hard time believing that a GOP house representative lives paycheque to paycheque, to the point where they don't trigger house disclosure rules.

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bigblu89
11/07/23 9:40:15 AM
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It's beyond wild when a good majority of the country that isn't hardcore into politics kinda just says "All I want is someone relatively normal representing us" and we've done nothing other than get further and further away from anything resembling normal in Washington.

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LightHawKnight
11/07/23 9:41:25 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
It's beyond wild when a good majority of the country that isn't hardcore into politics kinda just says "All I want is someone relatively normal representing us" and we've done nothing other than get further and further away from anything resembling normal in Washington.

Cause the people who want normal dont vote, while the brainwashed right votes lockstep.

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Tyranthraxus
11/07/23 9:45:03 AM
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VGAddict90 posted...
No, really, why isn't he being investigated/audited?

I'm so tired of Democrats being spineless.
Because they are the minority party and can't get enough votes to audit him

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