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MICHALECOLE
11/02/23 11:48:29 AM
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Boxing match - Results (67 votes)
Hank Hill
32.84% (22 votes)
22
Ron Swanson
67.16% (45 votes)
45
This poll is now closed.
Standard boxing match, twelve rounds. No funny business.

Tale of the tape:

Ron Swanson: 5 foot 10 inches, 180 pounds
Hank Hill: 6 foot 2 inches, 220 pounds

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Turbam
11/02/23 11:50:31 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aec0e84d.jpg

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MICHALECOLE
11/02/23 11:51:01 AM
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Turbam posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aec0e84d.jpg

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pedro45
11/02/23 11:53:19 AM
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Hank in his prime, but Ron as they're older. Hank is a father and has other things to do, like be an assistant manager at propane, so he is a little softer.
When they were young though, Hank was quite the athlete...until he showboated.

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DementedDurian
11/02/23 11:53:55 AM
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Why can't this about anime girls wrestling instead? Why do we have to do this to ourselves?

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MICHALECOLE
11/02/23 11:55:52 AM
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pedro45 posted...
Hank in his prime, but Ron as they're older. Hank is a father and has other things to do, like be an assistant manager at propane, so he is a little softer.
When they were young though, Hank was quite the athlete...until he showboated.
We also know Hank took boxing at the YMCA

I could see Hank taking a decision using proper technique and good defense

DementedDurian posted...
Why can't this about anime girls wrestling instead? Why do we have to do this to ourselves?
I dont watch that inuyasha shit
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DementedDurian
11/02/23 11:58:10 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I dont watch that inuyasha shit

"A person who doesn't understand the plight of a magical girl with never reach Heaven." - DementedDurian

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Babidi123
11/02/23 12:00:22 PM
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Hank comes off of having that old man strength. No muscle definition and out of shape, but can carry and move a whole couch by himself.
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Alteres
11/02/23 12:04:46 PM
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Babidi123 posted...
Hank comes off of having that old man strength. No muscle definition and out of shape, but can carry and move a whole couch by himself.
He would throw out his back.

also, why is hanks ear pierced in the pic?


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Southernfatman
11/02/23 12:24:15 PM
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Hank did kick in a barrier used to protect crowds at a race track during a fit of rage. While this is a boxing match, Hank probably has some insane punching strength if pissed enough.

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ai123
11/02/23 12:26:36 PM
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Can't see Ron losing to anyone bar Tammy 1.

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ViewtifulGrave
11/02/23 1:29:27 PM
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Hank is always telling people that he will kick their ass and they always back down.

Plus Hank has that propane money.

https://youtu.be/HISi-3BXtA8?si=z2x0o6AReeGhmTzy

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MrResetti
11/02/23 1:30:35 PM
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Hank took boxing classes at the Y
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MuscleRobo
11/02/23 1:37:08 PM
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Hank actually has taken boxing classes. The Parks and Rec people must not have seen KoTH and are just voting anyways. It kind of makes sense though since I don't know how you can be a big Parks and Rec fan if you've seen more than one sitcom.
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pedro45
11/02/23 2:12:49 PM
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I think i want to change my vote to hank.
Ron really projects being a manly man and I forgot it was a lot of projection.

Hank can box like others have said. His character is bigger. So, my bad for thinking Ron but I'm not alone.

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Prestoff
11/02/23 2:19:22 PM
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Hank Hill, he's always telling others he'll kick their ass and almost everyone backs down. The only time it didn't work (from memory) was against a Buddist Monk

https://youtu.be/_BQcFjA2sDA?si=gLKnYR6Y0I7nlV4F

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pedro45
11/02/23 2:29:21 PM
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"Do you have some place to be so I have somewhere to kick your ass?"

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MICHALECOLE
11/02/23 4:18:26 PM
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MuscleRobo posted...
Hank actually has taken boxing classes. The Parks and Rec people must not have seen KoTH and are just voting anyways. It kind of makes sense though since I don't know how you can be a big Parks and Rec fan if you've seen more than one sitcom.
Was this a weird dig at parks and rec?
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Turbam
11/02/23 4:51:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a81fdc2.jpg

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BewmHedshot
11/02/23 4:53:36 PM
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There's a reason weight classes exist, Ron would get bodied.
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TheLiarParadox
11/02/23 5:08:13 PM
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Damn. Even fictional libertarians can trick people into voting for them despite a lack of qualification and ability.

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Kaldrenthebold
11/02/23 5:10:40 PM
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Ron Swanson literally fights in his sleep.

MICHALECOLE posted...
Was this a weird dig at parks and rec?

Sounds like it and that is fucking wrong.

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